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Why do I keep getting this notification? I never used this before or requested it. Is it another ad from Avira or some other program I actually installed, or do I have some kind of adware? Is it from 4chan?
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>>34443800
Install Gentoo.
origami
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it's a trojan format your harddrive and reinstall windows
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>>34443800
definately real. You should update. Always stay on top of your drivers for maximum performance.

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got fired today after only being hired yesterday. Ain't that a shame

general failure thread
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>>34443766
How did you manage that? You must've fucked up real bad dude.
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>>34443780
it's a call center, wasn't able to make a single sale in the first 2 days so they sent me home.

i must sound like a massive pussy.
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>>34443797
>call centre
Soul sucking work, you're better off not working there. I can't imagine how anyone can make sales, everyone hates callers. You looking for a new job?

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Should I change my gender or fuck a trap /r9k/?
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>>34443746
Change your gender, then fuck a trap
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>>34443746
>Should I change my gender or fuck a trap /r9k/?

both


trap love is the purest form of love
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>>34443746
Hmm good question, try killing yourself.

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Do you hate me for being jewish?

I hope not.
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Just today, just today.
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>>34443646
If you're one of those Jews who believes in Judaism and don't want Palestinians to have their land back, I hate you
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>>34443646
I hate roasties.
I hate law breakers.
What are your intentions?

>be me
>be 16
>be ADHD
>diagnosed end of 2015 so medication wasn't really worth it in my mind
>drop out of school middle of year 11
>spend 6 months with no friends
>barely left the house and severely depressed
>just wanted some friends and to not be a virgin loser

Fast forward about a year or so.

>be me
>be 17
>still ADHD
>go outside about 4 or 5 times a week
>have friends and not a virgin anymore
>still severely depressed

Is there any fucking end to this guys? Am I going to be a worthless and sad retard for the rest of my life? I honestly thought that once I wasn't so lonely I would feel better but I still feel like complete shit all the fucking time.
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welcome to life you underage faggot
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>is there any end to this?
>is 17

Buddy, life has only begun and you want it to be over.
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>>34443625
>>spend 6 months with no friends
what a fucking pleb, now go to plebbit with your pasta you fucking fag

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See this shit?
Stop it.

Contain your faggotry to a single thread.

Oh, speaking of threads, let's go into the Steam Feels saga.

Let me tell you how these threads go down, from evidence and tales provided in previous threads:

>You post your ID
>A very small amount of the fag femboys and deranged traps add you
>They animepost and stutterpost in almost all the messages, acting like a sped from China
>Eventually, they ask you to buy them games
>If you haven't wisened up and blocked these failures already, now would be the time to do so
>If not, you buy them the game
>You are "rewarded" with some lewds which were taken a time ago
>This keeps happening until you aren't able to buy games, or something else comes up
>They stop talking to you, and then remove you after a period

Reminder that the circlejerk of traps and femboys here in the Steam threads are not stupid, and are like women - they play on your weak lonely persona for their personal gains.

You guys are better than this. Don't fall for the shit.
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>>34443594
It's literally one drug-addled LGBT shitskin turkroach that's posting those threads. There's been two (I think 3) threads about his shitposting on /qa/ but the mods refuse to do anything about it

I reckon it's time for someone to take this up with the staff on IRC
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>>34443594
I've got a copy of nekopara on steam that I plan to give to someone I hate but I won't give it to these guys because I know they'll like it
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>>34443635
Don't give it to ANYONE from here, not even me.

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Where can I find virgin girls? I went to an all-male school so I never had the chances for a relationship since I'm not gay and I dedicated most of my time to studying. I have pretty good social skills however, so getting a gf should probably be quite easy, even though I have no experience with girls.

Anyway, the question remains. Where do I have to search to make sure that the girl is pure?

I'm also going to study engineering, 99% males, 1% dykes. So college is not an option.
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You missed your chance. If you're lucky you might find a girl that hasn't done anal yet. Or maybe you can hang out around the junior highschool.
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Here's where you can find virgin girls.
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>>34443582
>and I dedicated most of my time to studying
Be my bf, we can study together in a cosy and isolated corner of the library.

Men have no rights except the right to suicide and women are applauding this and want even more. They want men just to be the slaves of the state, shut up and send them the money. Boys fail at school because they are punished for healthy, normal, competitive male traits and behavior.
Until you ignore this, you are heading to a complete collapse of society. And it will come as a wall in your way as you race without your headlights on, just because you can do it all and have it all.

But you won't listen to any warnings because you also know it all.
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Women are too dumb to have real thoughts.

Just ignore them.
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>>34443546
Did you enjoy your mental masturbation there anon?
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>>34443546

Wrong. You're the one who thinks they know it all. I'm the man who minds his business.

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Would we still be robots if the internet was never invented?
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Yes but even lonelier
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>>34443545

we would still be in the bottom of the food chain because of our ugly looks but i would say there would still be more real life human interaction going about.
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>>34443545
>Would we still be robots if the internet was never invented?

we wouldn't exist, we all would have killed ourselves by now

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>tfw all my role models died
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>>34443536
Become the role model you lost.
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>>34443569
/thread

Do it fag
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>>34443536
Does that mean you're supposed to kill yourself?

I'm bicurious and I wanna try sucking cock while dressed in cute clothes with makeup and a wig on?
How should I go about it?

Anyone have any experience with Grindr?
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>Very hot
that face is in the uncanny valley
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I've met a crossdresser and a filltime tranny through Craigslist. You can try there. You might end up finding a guy that just wants to beat the shit out of you though. Life's short, take chances.
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get flexible and suck your own cock

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>Get assigned partners in organic chem lab
>Partner is this 6/10 Asian girl
>Not attracted to her at all
>Somehow able to make fun and playfully joke around with her
>She sasses back at me, I can hit right back with no problems
>Inner Chad somehow appears and I act magically cool
>Spend most of lab doing the experiment and "flirting"

How can I apply this same mentality toward girls I'm actually interested in? How do I not give a fuck?
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Just date the qt Asian

You'll never do any better than her
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>>34443454
This what I oreganoally mean when I say that whites can't be robots. Put the most beta/ugly/aspergy white in front of an average azn girl and watch him turn into Chad Boemer
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>>34443454
For me its get hyper, energy drinks or a lot of spazzing out

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Dude fuck this garbage man
Made me throw up and feel OK yesterday
Woke up this morning feeling horrible, nausea all day, etc
Tried to eat, got a bit in me, now trying to sleep again

What the fuck man this is the worst garbage ever, I remember taking it before and having a shitty time but I don't remember it lasting so long. I definitely did not take polistirex and only did 225.

Hot flashes
Nausea
Headaches
Tinnitus
Fuzzy vision

I'm getting all the side effects mane just someone get me out of this mess
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Bump
Fucking tripe C nigga
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I always felt physically fine and mentally great the day after a DXM trip. But I always did higher doses (600+) and found the trip itself pretty euphoric too.
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>>34443449
Why are you using the long-acting kind? Just buy the CVS/Walgreens stuff that isn't the long acting formula and you'll have a better trip and its cheaper than Tussin

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>dad comes home drunk and starts berating me
>tell him to fuck off
>he goes into a rage and tries to hit me but trips on a cable wire and falls hard on his ass
>fucking dislocates his hip
>typing this from the emergency room
I am so fucked
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Why? Sounds like you were just promoted to man of the house
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>>34443435
Steal his money and move out. Fuck him.
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>>34443473
I would if he had any money. Then again I can't complain since I'm leeching off of him.

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Did you have sex education in high school?
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>tfw they asked to raise your hand if youre sexually active and literally every guy does so you do too and your bully shouts "you fucking liar anon, no girl would touch you" and everyone laughs at you
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>>34443424
i thrw up during sex ed and then walked out of the class and passed out
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>>34443424
Had it in like 6th grade, didn't really matter though, already knew everything they where talking about, already been exposed to the internet.

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