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>hit my third year of NEETdom
>finally break the years of normie shame/guilt programming
>for the first time in my life I don't dread the next day
>every night is relaxing and comfy
>every morning is relaxing and comfy
feels like I have truly ascended
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>>34444392
how do I become a comfy neetl ike you anon, I hate retail work
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Teach me how to get NEETbux. Do I need real autism?
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the major depression will start kicking in soon. im sure you think you just beat it but that was just the normal depression. you have no idea what your in for
t. neet for 7 years
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I miss having snowy winters... why does modern times have to suck so much?
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winter ends with christmas
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>>34444346
winter ends at the start of spring.
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>>34444346
Christmas is the start of winter. It's derived from solstice festivals.
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>you don't even TRY to have a good fucking life
Why not, you pathetic faggots?
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The Jews broke me
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>>34444209
>blaming any one other than yourself for the overall success of your life
>jews
>>>/pok/ you have to go back
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>>34444209
The Jews ain't that bad tbqh
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How do I get over the fact that women live life on easy mode?
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>>34444181
Become a woman.
original suggestion
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Become woman duh
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Realize that it is you that ate living on easy mode. You demand luxuries.
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itt: things only you do
i cut my fingernails with a pair of scissors
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I do that with wire cutters
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>>34444175
i cut mine with a knife
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i pull mine out with tweezers
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Holy shit, I'm sorry son.
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>>34444130
Sorry for what, dad?
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>>34444386
For having a son like your...
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Dad you tought me not to be ashemed of my dick, come in
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>been working at place for 3 weeks
>already fallen in love with a girl that works there
W E W L A D
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Workplace relationships are not worth it. It causes a plethora of problems.
Cease your infatuation now if you value your job.
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>>34444055
>when you have that little experience with women that you mistake attraction with love
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>>34444074
It's OK if your job is some shit tier food service or retail or call center job that is easily replaceable. Don't fuck around with coworkers if it's a "real" job that pays enough to live off and has a promising future, though.
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>tfw 6'9" and no petite girlfriend because they think you're too freakishly tall for them
I just want a chance.
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6'9 jesus christ do you hit your head on every doorframe you ever walk through
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wear a bowtie
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>>34444051
>not finding another tall girl and breeding future NBA players
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STOOPPP POOSSSTTIING YOOUR FUCKING TRAP THREADS YOU QUEERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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at least it's not fucking normie threads like steamfeels
learn2filter
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>>34443995
Threads which need to be removed:
>Trap Threads
>Steam Feels Threads
>Femanon Threads
>Anime Roleplay Threads
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>>34444026
Yes, i hate those fucking cucks, topkek i saw a thread where some fucker was trying to get a supposed" femanon" contact info
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>You will never be able to ejaculate like an H-Manga character
>You will never fill your loli waifu with cum until her little womb starts to bulge around her belly button
Why even live?
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>tfw your best cums are only a few squirts at most
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>>34444002
You ever put on a condom just so you can cum in it, and play around with it afterwards?
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>>34443977
Does anyone have that guide of all the shit to eat to get godtier cummies?
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Hi /r9k/!
I am making a thread because I am bored! I hope you like it! Please enjoy it!
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>>34443959
more like super UNCOOL thread, pranked your butt OP
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>>34444042
>more like super UNCOOL thread, pranked your butt OP
plz no bully... I can't take it...
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>>34444042
OK OK This thread isn't working out!
SO I have a new idea for a thread topic and here it is:
Do you think we would be friends if we met in real life? Do you think robots could be friends???
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They are everywhere, I can't get a good night's sleep knowing I'm a few inches away from these bloodsucking parasites. Sometimes I'll wake up and there will be a couple of them crawling on my pillow.
Fucking sucks so much.
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Can you get a new bed set and wash your sheets anon? Sounds like you need a purge.
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>>34443964
It's no use, if I get a new bed set they'll just encroach on that one until there's a full blown nest. Fumigation is the only solution.
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>>34443998
It might sound bad, but think about how comfy and nice you'll be sleeping in a bed free of bed bugs and all the great sleep you'll get anon. It'll be okay.
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>tfw you masturbate so much you get really bad headaches from it
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>have insane headache but want to finish the fap
>scream in pain every 30 seconds
>still manage to cum
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>>34443857
>you get really bad headaches from it
that shouldn't be happening
you have brain cancer go to the doctor
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>>34443857
this has happened to me before
I had to stop masturbating for a week or so.
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my friend invited me to her party. i went. it was a mistake.
>"hey everyone this is anon!
>tell girl that says hi that i think i've seen her around before except i was really shy about it so it sounded a little awkward.
>"i dont remember you at all"
>everyone laughs
>friend brings my tiny hands that i'm insecure about to everyone's attention.
>everyone laughs at me.
>girl says "they don't look that small to me anon"
>holds up her hand to compare it to mine.
>mine are only slightly bigger.
>everyone laughs at me again.
>people are sharing a bag of chips.
>people step away from the bag so i go up to grab a few chips and my friend points out to everyone that i am eating chips.
>everyone giggles at me.
>girls start talking about their boyfriends dicks
>"hes actually so big! youve seen his hands"
>a few seconds later one of them looks at me and giggles.
>"haha remember that time anon held onto our coats at that party for a while"
why did i go outside.
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>>34443833
what the fuck is wrong with people
i don't fucking understand
kill them
kill them all anon
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>>34443833
Of all the made-up stories I've seen, this one rates probably a 2-3 out of 10. It was pretty bad. I would say try again, but I don't want you to.
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bet u that would be hot if u had a humiliation fetish
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Alright boys I've made a decision. This is not some bullshit decision that I'll go back on in the morning. I'm not drunk, or high, or anything like that. I'm fully sober and I really mean this shit. I'm done fucking agonizing over this girl.
I'm going to tell her she's beautiful. I don't know exactly when I'll do it, but it'll probably happen at some point over the next couple of days. I don't know exactly how I'll do it, but it'll probably involve some alcohol, preferably on both sides. I just need her to know this shit. I could go on a long rant about how I have feelings for her or some shit, but I think the fewer words the better. I'll just tell her she's beautiful.
This is a binding pledge. Now that I've said it, I can't and wont go back on the shit. I've analyzed the shit out of this situation and I've decided that this is the best thing to do. Even if it goes poorly, that will be a more desirable outcome than if I say nothing at all. It's just a matter of courage.
I'm not expecting many replies, this is a pretty ugly post to scroll past, but wish me luck.
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>>34443809
how well do you know her?
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Go for it. Say you are beautiful and start fucking her right then and there. She will submit to your alphaness ..she will have no choice.
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>I'm going to tell her
Nooooo