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>>34445297
>>34445297
i had a dream about smoking
clearly they've managed to infiltrate the subconscious mind with advertising

Why tell a man falling through a tree canopy to stop grabbing at branches?
He'll never listen, and branches aren't that bad anyways.

>>34445297
Is this supposed to be a varg meme of some sort

Bump for the potential potential.

Never, really, that I can remember. Not often, atleast. And whenever I do I'm usually sorry...

>>34445273
whenever im shitposting on this site and others. you'd think being bullied failure would make you a nice human being but especially online its so easy to call other people foul names and try to act superior.

>>34445206
why'd she get someone to hold up her head while she took a photo?

>>34445206

Is it gay to like a man dressed up as a girl?

>>34445206
Well the obvious answer is yes
it's very gay because they were a guy they just took hormones and dressed like a girl
still gay as fuck

Now see if it was a female biologically
from birth and just had a penis surgery done
then it'd be straight because she's a biological female no hormones or fuck all so she'd be a cute trap waifu and you wouldn't be gay

you can't deny it's right

>>34445180
So glad these threads keep popping up you'll find some good info on here with drugs if you actually get the right people

No opiates and Xanax together ever NOT EVER I don't care if you think you can handle it that shit will most likely kill you

>God-tier mixes when you have enough experience with the individual substances themselves
Meth and Heroin
Coke and Alcohol
MDMA and LSD or Mushrooms
DXM and Weed

Coke and alcohol is pretty straightforward don't over kill on the drinking and dose the coke accordingly you do not want to be to sped up but also you don't want to do to little you gotta find the balance

Meth and Heroin this is for the experienced drug users only and this mix only works when you IV both at the same time.. USE CAUTION it won't kill you but you need to know what you are doing

MDMA mixes always dose the MDMA first the come up on MDMA can blast you off into a shitty place if you are coming up while tripping drop the pills or the molly first then eat the lsd or mushrooms.. this is particular to mushrooms lsd you can do either or..

You can also drop the MDMA at the peak of the trip.. honestly you can take them both but just be ready to get jolted as fuck on the come up

Weed and DXM haven't done it personally but I've heard it creates a nice peaceful trip as opposed to DXM which can become nauseating or disorienting

Well there you have it kids have fun.. small doses on individual substances you haven't done before always make sure you know what you are getting don't fucking do anything you aren't sure about

>You gotta feel that risky behavior in your heart

Tricyclic antidepressant & magic mushrooms

My first mushroom trip was a strong one, about 4g of dry Psilocybe Semilanceata (which are stronger than cubes).

At the time I was taking an outdated antidepressant of the tricyclic class.

Worst trip of my life that triggered a psychosis that lasted for 2 weeks.

Had I just read Erowid...
> tricyclics (like Amitriptyline, Anafranil, Asendin, Aventyl, Elavil, Endep, Norfranil, Norpramin, Pamelor, Sinequan, Surmontil, Tipramine, Tofranil, Vivactil) are fairly consistently reported as being very bad in combination with LSD. People attempting this combination are unable to communicate with others, they go into "fugue states" where they end up in other places and don't know how they got there, and they are generally in a terrible place psychologically.

Fortunately these tricyclic ADs are basically extinct nowadays. They were outdated even then.

mushrooms at work.

i worked at a hotel as a night auditor. basically the only dude in the hotel, responsible for everything. since the hotel was trying to be upscale it also kind of had room service, but all that amounted to was me microwaving shit and plating it so it looked okay

i forgot that i'd agreed to cover for somebody and did mushrooms that evening. he called me an hour before i had to be at work and reminded me. my trip was mostly over and somehow i managed to get my ass dressed and drove to work. no idea how.

the hotel was at just over 10% occupancy, which meant about forty people in the building. easy. i sat down and tried to pull my head back together to be able to do paperwork later.

a crew of assholes stream in who were staying there. they all wanted food and they all wanted the same damn thing. burgers.

i was having trouble reading or counting so i just said sure and went back into the kitchen to get everything going.

somewhere around the second burger my whole life stopped making sense. reality ended and my sense of time died, there was only hamburgers. i had no idea how many i had made or how many to go. i had no idea how long they had been waiting and was too afraid to go look. there was only a timeless nightmare of hamburgers.

second worst trip ever

It is due to your nervous system, yes.

>>34445175
You can overcome it by taking small steps a time.
I've been thru same thing but now I came to point of being semi chad.
If you want I can help you with tips, give me your skype

Avoidant personality disorder?

not original apparently

>>34445162
Hey OP. As a pretty anxious and depressed person, Journaling is honestly an invaluable tool. You can use writing to think and process your emotions and you can also read it later which helps you to learn about yourself. I say do it. I advise getting something you can carry around easily so it's always on hand. Otherwise you may not use it and will forget about it. I used a small moleskin to get started Journaling after my roommate died 2 years ago and it helps.

sounds like you already decided to start a journal on r9k

>>34445191
>I'm too much of a retard to read long posts so I'm gonna complain about it instead

I bet a 500 page book would be impossible for you, idiot. And if you didn't care what I had to say then why post? I doubt you actually read what I wrote, and if you did then you're complaining about nothing.

>>34445177
Well I was just going to write on my computer, I suppose I could write on my phone. I have that Notepad app, that could work I suppose. But I can't have my phone out at work, so If did start keeping a journal it'd have to be on my days off, or when I get home from work. I find it kind of silly to just start writing in public, I suppose I could on my phone.

What did you do?

Oreganololo

>>34445392
Girl I work with leaves shoes lying around the office and I got caught red handed taking a sniff from one of them

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>not actually telling the story

>>34445131
Yes, but you gotta be good at driving, something that the average robot doesn't even know.

If you can drive a truck well, then yeah, it's definitely a robot career.
Also logistics kinda is, despite their association with the (Chad) business degrees.

>>34445156
Not OP, but good at driving (car)
How hard would it be to extend my already good skills to a truck?
This interests me.

>>34445131
>Is truck driving a career for robots?

gonna be gone in around 10 years tops

>>34445128
Why do you spam post this thread every day?

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>>34445128
why havent you ended your life you pathetic normie?

>>34445128

It means they like anal

The worst that could happen is she moved on with her life and she thinks you're a loser for not moving on with yours.

>>34445062
yea thats what I figure but meh I already have that reputation basically. she seemed to be leaving hints but i dunno they could be for someone else.

>>34445034
you get a stalking charge and have to register as a sex offender and or do jail time/pay a huge fine
have your life permanently ruined.
Give up on the roastie because she'll
ruin your life more so then she already has.

>>34445007
Everything sounds a okay apart from the not a Virgin bit that's a deal breaker for me. Godspeed anon

>>34445007
not bad
but non virgin thing costs you many points

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>non virgin

Sorry, ya blew it

Might as well get railed by chad now that you lost your virginity, it's all the same

Stop watching porn. It's the only solution. It may be hard in the beginning, but it's worth it on the longer run

>>34444959
What fetishes? If anything I thank porn for making me realize that I really like to hurt women as I fuck them.

Hopefully you didn't fall for the trap/trannie meme. Unless you are really bisexual I mean.

>>34444959
Stop coming here and stop watching porn
The scars can be superficial if you allow them to be

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>tfw refused a hot chick for no reason and everyone did the same thing to me
I don't know whats wrong with me

>>34444950
>she said you are hangsome
Nigger detected

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>>34444973
FUCK YOU

I KNOW I AM SUCH A FAILURE I CAN'T EVEN TYPE PROPERLY BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BULLY ME

Calgary night shift here. Anyone else find it interesting that the captcha makes you say that you are not a robot

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>>34444943
Ontario here. Currently 4:16am as of writing this.

>>34445233
You're far from the first person to bring this up.

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>>34445233
represent Senpai
>>34445346
i am a robot tho

>>34444912
>Have you guys ever considered wearing a wig and girls clothes and meeting disgusting fat old men from grindr ou craigslist to get them to fuck you robots?
no

How about normal looking younger guys to fuck you instead?

like me

>>34444912
Nope. Wouldn't mind you if you were into younger guys