*cough cough*
>Toke up, Anon...
>>34445870
I think I would punch this girls face in and take the blunt for myself tbqh senpai
>>34445870
i've had this dream before
and woke up thinking it wasn't a dream
but the crippling loneliness coupled with never taking a toke brings me back to reality.
>>34445870
I'm good, thanks. I get horrible anxiety whenever I smoke
>actually good looking
>nice aesthetic body
>blonde thick hair
>high cheekbones, prominent jaw-line, full lips, set almond eyes, masculine nose, face looks like bird of prey
>would be Chad except
FUCKING nose is covered with humongous pores. Nose skin doesn't even match the rest of my skin. Skin on face is flawless and rosy, look better than Stacey in her make-up, then get to nose and pores are so huge the texture looks like scar tissue or something. I was SO fucking close to being Chad and this one thing fucked it all up.
post picture of nose okay?
>>34445867
You can probably fix that easily with some rhinoplasty procedure. Put some skin from your buttcheeks there or something, now gtfo.
You're making a big deal out of nothing
That shit is common and no one cares
Post in this thread for good luck. You can post what good things you want to happen to you, and I, Goddess of Fortune, will grant your wishes, at an unexpected time. Hard mode: can't say death, or something extremely unrealistic like "infinite wealth" but posting in this thread will give you a better chance at finding $100 on the floor somewhere, maybe even more than once. Or give you a chance of meeting that qt you like. Or anything else you want, really. As long as it's reasonable enough.
>>34445857
I just want to be happy but that is probably an unrealistic wish huh?
I don't even know what I want but I just want to be happy I guess. And a gf helps.
>>34445857
I just wish for this world to be a better place.
There is too much pain and suffering for us all.
Thankyou.
Tell a bit about your autism:
>had a cube collection when I was younger
>named every cube different
>imagined a whole rpg like world where the cubes live in
>added storyline and a fighting stystem like in a normal rpg
>sat there for ours playing and grinded while counting/ noting down experience points that I gained through imaginary battles in order to level up
>>34445810
That sounds like pretty normal play for a kid anon.
>>34446345
but then OP couldn't give himself the autism sticker as an excuse for his failure of a life
>>34445810
Yeah that sounds like a cool game to play as a kid, did a lot of this type of stuff when I was a lil kid since we didn't really have any forms of entertainment around, I loved ever bit of it
>tfw fast food is actually more expensive than grocery stores
wach out 4 the xenu estragins in ur salads
>>34445777
>Not buying a tub of oatmeal with fruit to put in
>Not buying fruit and vegetables as a snack
>Not buying bread, cheese, lettuce, and meat and have a sandwich meal that would last you over a week.
Also eggs and raman are super cheap too
I buy rice, beans, spices, and italian sausage and have red beans and rice at least once a week
>>34445777
>tfw you're too tired to be bothered cooking after work so you eat fast food for dinner regularly
I need a wife that can cook for me, too bad it's not gonna happen.
Is driving hard for a robot?
Just gotta keep your foot on the break pedal to stop the car from rolling forward or back right?
D = drive
R = reserve
P = park
can't be that hard right?
>>34445722
reverse*
>>34445722
Driving is scary at first then years later you'll be driving like a professional madman
>>34445722
I got my license on the second try the police man was very relaxed and i made jokes about my height and he laughed
I mever use my dads car since i dont have to go anywhere
Its prety easy op
Anyone has it? Can you reccomend it?
>>34445605
I have it
PRO TIPS
Shave or at least trim your pubes
Never use it with air only water
Never pump too hard you'll get red spots on your dick
Great for instant girth but it's mostly fluid retention
No more than 10 minutes srs
You'll make mostly girth gains over length and it'll take 10 minutes every 2 days for 1-2 years
mine is arriving today or tomorrow, im already fucked anyway so might as well give it a shot
>>34445624
no permanent gains though right?
I'm a fembot and in high school, I had a teacher who I used to flirt with and gave me attention and good grades. I would go to him after school and have "arguments" which I do to cause tension, but I knew he found me interesting and always was around me in class. After a while, I was creeped out and reported him to the VP.
The next year, last year, I had a professor who said I am very insightful and wrote me multiple emails thanking me for my participation in class or for my blog posts for that class. We had a final presentation which me being a fembot, fotgot my lines, but when I started crying after class, he rubbed my shoulders and was talking about presentation anxiety and how he has it too. How I'm caring for worrying about my other group members grades. It's really fucking weird for a dean to give students the time of day. I got a good grade even though I messed up.
Why do I keep attracting teachers? They either love me or think I never talk. They think I'm weak out of all the other girls in their classes?
> After a while, I was creeped out and reported him to the VP.
nice bait. commit sondocku
>>34445566
what a waste of dubs now please end you life
Stop trying to seduce them then slut
Does anyone even respect him anymore?
>>34445526
That's some seeweouswy fucked up shit, my fawwends.
>>34445526
Not, why would I
Orogio
>>34446875
Kek
Orginnndrffcc
Hi, anon! Do you like mommy's new swimming suit?
yed mumi
>>34445464
Aw, you're so sweet! Your aunt is coming over soon. We're having a girl's night!
>>34445572
Would you girls like foot rubs while you're chatting?
What happened to the stupidly busty girl from your year? You know the ones whos tits were waaaay to big for her body
>from your year
This place is literally full of highschool kids isn't it?
>>34445441
She's a huge slut who goes out to club twice a week and still lives like she was 17
Also her tits are saggy now and she is fat
We dated for a month or two (she asked ME out), I got to feel dem big titties up, then she cheated on me with her cousin lol
Smash that down vote button r9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywmd8kR-AmI
Holy shit you have a containment board get the fuck off of r9k you shitposting /pol/ shill.
>but muh whiteness
>but muh values
>but my culture
nationalism is the easiest way to tell if someone is an uneducated retard with very few critical thinking skills.
>i'm vehemently proud of being born a race i didn't choose, in a place i didn't chose, in a social class i didn't chose, with a culture neither me nor my immediate family have contributed to in any significant way
>i'm also vehemently proud of muh ancestors i didn't choose
put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
>>34445458
I like you anon. You need to post more.
Are blowjob vids gay?
The center of attention is the dick.
Watching two people having sex makes you a cuck, why do you think the woman always makes eye contact with the camera? Its to solidify that subliminal cuckold feeling.
Stop watching porn, or at least fap exclusively to solo females.
>>34445396
Nah, at first I didn't like them. Then I got an actual BJ. A couple actually. And now they're my favorite.
>>34445396
no, you self insert as the guy dude
>have to volunteer tomorrow
>check the schedule
>found the people I'll be working with on Facebook
>most of them are ultra stacies
I get anxiety and stomach pain just thinking about it.
>>34445378
>volunteering
Sounds like a normalfag activity.
>>34445378
>volunteer work turns out to be a bukkake
>you are the camera man
>>34445378
>ultra stacies
pics
We will jerk it to them and then when you see them tomorrow you will remember that 100 robots jerked it to them and that will make the anxiety go away
>"hey anon, you should come over and watch some anime with me >3<"
Would you do it?
>>34445330
Anime is degenerate
Deus Vult
probably
the fact that she actually wants to do something with me is nice and flattering
>>34445330
I don't watch cartoons, sorry.