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>>34446998

Almost ripped my fucking ligament off my pubic bone doing stretches today

Fucking hurt like a son of a bitch

im 7" but only 5.3" girth so it's even worse

>>34447242
are stretching really work?
asking for friend

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i'm pretty sure op is a big guy

>>34446997
twitter memes fucking suck and this decade should die

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i big boy

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congratulations, you made me respond.

now shove a knife up your dickhole

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I think it's because you probably look better as a male than a female.

>>34446945
This could have something to do with it. I was always uncomfortable as hell in female clothing.

But honestly, even the female friends I have who are cis have a harder time than my cis male friends. For men, the ways to happiness are just smoother and easier. For women, shit just gets harder and harder.

Male
White
Virgin

>>34446894

that seems like a disaster waiting to happen

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>>34446894

>80% role playing faggots
>10% genuinely ugly/autistic people
>10% people who treat r9k like a retard petting zoo

First month almost over already lads. We'll all be dead in no time at this rate. Can't wait

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Fucking hell lads, just got back from the doctors, he said my testosterone levels are all good (dont know what that means in terms of levels though) and he asked whether my ads were causing ED, I said yeah and he said he would change my medication next month to something that wouldnt cause it, HOWEVER when I got home my mum was grilling me on what I said and I let slip about my ED and she looked so sad then shut the door of the kitchen and spoke to me about wanking I was so fucking freaked out, she said just keep going til you cum then let me know how long it took and whether you could keep an erection.

WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS??????

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Happy friday!

If you've got them, post them.

If you haven't then dont worry becauae you'll always have britfeel.

beards are overrated senpai. In the current year they're just faux-masculinity for hordes of males

keeping a good stubble is where the money's at

even a beard couldn't hide how ugly I am

because beards are gross and disgusting
if anyone comes into my office looking for a job, i immediately dismiss their application. same goes for piercings of any type (except 1 small, unobtrusive ear ring on both ear lobes for females), tattoos and other markings.

t. HR

>>34446778
tfw someone really is this stupid and thinks a girl needs to be a virgin

enjoy ending your familys bloodline since your too proud to find a girl fucking beta

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>>34446778
Your dad has a point, you need to pass down those intellectually superior genes.

>>34446807
Sorry I don't want Chad's sloppy seconds
Maybe if women didn't just hand over their virginity to the first Chad to wink at them they would be desirable.

Yes, this is true

This is the truth

Well all women are sluts so yes.

>>34446768
all women are sluts, it's just that Muslim men know how to keep them in line.

>lean
>drug
die

>>34446739
caffeine
because i don't have any hookups and don't feel like going to jail for simply buying weed.

>>34446753
That isn't even lean. Lean is codiene cough syrup

>>34446694
First 3 season were God tier. Season 4 was okay. Anything after that was shit.

breaking bad was better :^)

How the universe works

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I fight with my brain.

I am I quite enjoy it but I hope to not have to use it.

>>34446661
Why aren't you, op? You pimply fat faggot.

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>>34446651

If you can't work you can get disability payments, spend that shit amount of money on therapy, not whatever degenerate shit you spend money on now. If you're not legally old enough to collect disability payments then you're a child and should really just shut the fuck for another few years

nice

panic attacks suck but there are days to defeat then

normies I believe have this hive mind where they feel as if they are friends even with strangers and this helps them to feel like they belong

all you need to do is to think like no one is really that different of you

understand

>>34446710
Disability is extremely hard to get without a lawyer fyi even if you are disabled

>>34446634
A few things. Learn to make fun of yourself/her (lightly ofcourse) Women love a sense of humor. Stop masturbating, causes crazy anxiety and basic autism. The rest will fall into place my dude.

>>34446634
this is all people though, not just women.

>>34446673
I wouldn't say that. Most guys will date girls as long as they get along and have something in common. Looks aren't that important to the average male. But to all women, looks, status, money are all that matter.

>>34446624
Sure anon I'll love you :3

Post your stats. e.g. Height, personality, dick size, etc.

>>34446685
>5'10
>/a/, /x/, /pol/
>4

i already know what the answer is same as always

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>slayer
>don't even have members

>>34446610
That guy would unironically look really good if he lost weight

that guy is quite handsome
>clear skin
>full eye brows
>straight nose
>stache doesnt look like pube hair

if anything, he is proof that smiling makes you more attractive.

he might have a receding hair line though. idk i could never tell.