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Watch orange is the new black if you want to learn about being in jail!

It was just really fucking boring, just going through the same routine every day waiting for things that are months off, thankfully I am used to doing fuck all anything all day and sitting in one room so it wasn't that bad.

Your experience safety wise is, to be blunt, going to depend on how many non-white people are there. An all-white prison everyone will get on respectably, an all-black prison you will see someone getting beaten on for looking at someone wrong on a daily basis.

>>34448656
Watching attractive women is secretly gay? :]

>>34448565
I actually had a chuckle at this

>>34448565
Shouldn't we see a boghand and a random person's head???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rxr6yyzemQ

Love only finds those worthy of it

Self-improvement is the key robro

No girl finds a stagnant male attractive

>>34448509
Desperateness is attractive af pham. Keep doing it.

>>34448544
it doesn't have to be a girl, i really can't even find them attractive anymore. I want a tranny or a femboy so fucking bad fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fu k fuck fuxk fuck i wanna know what receiving affection feels like i'm so desperate it's all i can think of every single second of every single day

>>34448496
Well I know what game I'll be playing today. Thanks anon

They, uh, all lost their serial numbers.

>>34448496
I want a time machine.

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>>34448442
Delet Facebook, it's just a massive psyop to influence your thoughts and feelings.

Plus Zuckerjew sells all your data/pictures and posts to the FBI and 3rd party corporations.

I don't use normiebook, the fact that 1 billion humans get worked up about imaginary dynamics involving people who dont even know how to use the website properly is pathetic and a good example of why ayy lmaos need to show up and kill us all

>>34448442
Its just 9gag with a chat function nowdays.
Just delete it.

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>>34448430
Not today, but recently. Let's have storytime, although I brace for the inevitable >normo git ut

>be at friends place
>he's hosting a small party
>more like ten people drinking lots in a circle
>one girl is there
>basically the only girl in that friend circle
>on party I hosted in the past she kind of crashed at my place being shitfaced and we fucked and next day we went on as normal
>at friend's party she brings her bf
>he knows about that evening between me and her
>tries to be perceived as alpha by people
>I'm having none of it
>just for fun start flirting with girl a bit, nothing serious
>she jokingly joins in
>can see him steam
later
>play ring of fire
>quite tipsy already
>girl is drunk
>at one point she suddenly looks at me
>talks really drunk
>"anon, I'm so happy we had a thing. You know, you are the only intelligent guy I ever got. Ever other guy was so stupid and I thought that must be because of me. Thank you anon "
>howtorespond.jpg
>"yeah, you're welcome gurl"
>corner of my eye I see how his face kind of crumbles
>suddenly realise how horrible her speech must have sounded for him
>he is even more into trying to seem alpha now
>draws a mate card from the game and chooses me (means we always have to drink together, no matter who gets the penalty)
>I'm having a fun time angering him by now, so I say "you sure you can handle that?"
>"yeah, I'm from xyz, we drink lots there"
>aight
>start making mistakes on purpose now all the time so the mate rule lets us both drink for it
>drink lots in a very short time while some friends notice what I'm doing
>later he's really shitfaced, hardly reacts to people
>suddenly rushes to toilet and starts vomiting
>girl breaks into tears and screams "you promised not to drink too much"
>internalsmugface
My friends love retelling this tale

>>34448430
What's masculinity? Is it a feeling, or do I need to act according to what society tells me, or is it acting in a way that makes me feel masculine?
I have no idea what this means.

>>34448880
As I see it, asserting dominance. Especially over other males

>>34448426
single havent talked to another person outside of my parents in 4 months kekekkekekekkekeke

you need god in your life :D

Estrogen in the water feminized men

That's partly the reason behind the rise of beta males

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>Anon, are you crying? It was just a prank, bro! haha

>>34448399
I havent cried in years.
How does it feel?

>>34448399
lol what a faggot. Who even invited anon? lol

>>34448394
it would actually be linux with gnu added
the kernel is lower level it'd be linux/gnu

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>using linux
>not using an OS that's endorsed by G O D himself

>>34448394
You really, really need to get out more anon.

>>34448186
you can make it stop
it's easy i promise

>>34448186
She's sleepy and imagining herself better looking and suicidal?

That i can believe but could a woman really imagine a gun so well that it's discernibly a Browning hiPower. I doubt it.

Nah that's just Satan fucking with you bro

***Cries*** I miss muh dick!

...however...in the event that you are a genuine robot that legitimately hates women cymbalta is exactly what you need. You simply will not give a fuck anymore about females or your dick.

Will it reduce my libido level, though? Make me less horny? Be honest, now. I was on Zoloft before, and it removed my ability to reach orgasm or feel much of anything while fapping, but I was still just as horny as before. It was truly fucking awful.

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>>34448033
No, I wont ignore this thread

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>>34448033
>Cum.jpg
Interesting

Can I ask what you're testing, OP?

Girls like "nerdy" Chads so glasses are okay

Girls absolutely hate manlets though, so they are ripe to be picked on

>>34447978
People already do that you fucking nimrod

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Glasses are kinda hot.

But a short guy is like... can he protect me? And would our children be short too?

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It's going to be okay man.


I know that sounds like bull shit, but it will.

>>34447862
Does your job require a drivers license? If not, don't fucking tell them about your DUI. keep it under your hat. And they might not care anyway, DUI's happen.

>>34447888
Yeah it does I'm a pet sitter. I have a meeting them on monday. My friend who had a dui said it was taken from him for 5 weeks.

>>34447813
>black eyes
>nice

wtf are you retarded

>>34447813
Probably contrast

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>>34448542
>y...you don't like my eyes anon?
>*cries*