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I am

orra parnassia

yeah, and I have the typical NEET life, don't know why it's so rare to prefer to live a solitary life on here of all places, everyone hates normies but wants to be one

>>34449008
>Wakes up
>W-where am I-I?
>Rubs eyes, shakes head.. W-wha, What's this here hmm, what's an /r9k/??

>Browses multiple trap threads, suicide notes, misguided insanity, NORMAL FAGS REEE I HATE THEM BUT I WANT TO HAVE WHAT THEY HAVE, general teenage angst, degeneracy, and 30 year old virigins

>Asks are any of you happy

Welcome to hell kid get out while you still can

>>34449006

dump her after calling her a whore

if you aren't roleplaying it means she already cheated on you

Break up with her before she cucks you

Beat her and teach her that the only one she is allowed to open her whore legs for is you. If she still tries to do it chain her to the radiator bed. If she tries to escape cut off her hands and feet then use a ironer to cauterize the wounds.

>>34448994
*neo liberals
I dont want to be throwen in one bowl with those cucks and protestors.

I want him to not start a war

hero of normies you mean

women can be lonely too now you know ;) they can relate 100% to what youre feeling. get over it.

>>34448939
except they can't, and they'll never know how true robots feel. women are given advantages at birth that men don't have

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your time is coming to an end, male scum

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>What else is a very sensitive topic among robots?
the debate between religious and atheist goes endless, it is so boring and vain imao

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>>34448914
Whether anime posting is degenerate or not

Traps not being gay.

>>34448873
WILLPOWER!
I believe in you, big meme!
You have the power to stop. It is within you. Deep breaths. Find a hobby. Do it CONSTANTLY. Find more than one, maybe. Use any free time you may end up watching porn in to do something else. That's the secret.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZA

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>I feel disgusted with myself when I watch porn.
>I feel anger at the fact that, I cannot be good, wholesome. No matter how hard I try.
>I feel anger at the fact that this culture has damaged me beyond repair.

God tells me to let go of the anger, the lust, and the hatred at the rejection I have experienced during my former years. To give it all up for goodness and become a force for good in this world.

But I simply cannot do it, my fellow Robots.

I have been alone for a long time. How can I simply tell my heart to stop craving sex/lust/intimacy/porn, when I have only had the fortune to experience legitimate mutual affection once in my life?

I have cried myself to sleep in years past, from the loneliness. How can I simply forget all of these bad experiences and "forgive"?

I don't know the answer to these questions.

>Why not just approach women?

I don't want any more rejection, low-self-esteem, and emotional pain from the female sex. I only want the best they can offer me. That is healing for my heart, sexual release, and a sense of control over my self-esteem.

Yes, I have come to realize that I am broken, even if I can't accept it (yet). My thinking is pathological, but that is life.

There are only two roads I can take, fellow Robots.

I can suppress these feelings of bitterness. Seek help for my addiction to porn, and feelings of rejection. And perhaps discover a new found source of self-esteem, confidence, and healthy outlet to heal from my trauma.

Or

I can choose to accept that I am damaged and try to live my life as close to faith and goodness as possible. I would still quit porn, and instead would try to stay sane and work on my trauma, by making amateur porn, x-rated art, and other hobbies that would feed my damaged ego and sense of self.

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>>34448843
>offense or defense, passive or violent
>I'll slit my wrists till my heartbeat is silent

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=chdUoxQgjuo>>34448843

>>34448843
for me it's this song atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-QPvffO1gs

>>34448843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0

I cry to this song, without fail, I discovered this song a few years ago around the time everything started falling apart.

you should see a doctor it might be a concussion. do you feel sick or dizzy?

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if it makes you feel any better, I did the exact same thing.
only difference is I was found unconscious by joggers about 6 hours later (I jumped from a branch on the tree, so pretty high up), so had to deal with a hospital trip, police involvement and the mental ward.
it could've been worse. you're alright, OP.

>>34448853
yeah i feel really fucking bad, but i can't go see anyone right now because the noose traces are all over my neck

Islam:
> killing people
> yelling 'Allahu Akbar' every 3 seconds
> no respect to other religions at all
> no respect to women
> invation of European countries and fucking blowing everything up.
> basically violent deviant behavior. dumb fucks.

Buddhism:
> ^_^

indians aren't arabs.

buddhist kill muslims cause islam is a destructive religion that's bent on domination.

>>34449505
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Muslims_in_Myanmar

>>34448749
>the text that saved Europe

>>34448749
They're coming.....

>>34448749
Tell us if they replied

>>34448704
Why would a dog use a condom

How does that even work, he's putting his weight down on her head to stay upright.

>>34448878

who knows what was in that pussy before, you gotta be careful

Yes, it happens. It's just how teens have fun. Ignore it.

>>34448687
Don't be so self concius fgt, there is people that is just rude and enjoys messing with ANYONE in their sight specially groups of teens or young adults.
You can always scream back at them a nice "fuck you" or a "leave alone idiot".
Be mean to the meanies.

>>34448687
buy a bb gun and scare the shit out of them next time

I imagined having someone perform a guitar concert at my school and being there to watch. It never happened.

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>he makes laughinggirls.jpg threads

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>>34448685
>he plays guitar but doesn't have a band

Nope. >>>/ck/ >>>/adv/ >>>/s4s/ >>>/int/

>>34448615
Depends on how much your drinking, but you'll get there at this rate anon.

>>34448643
What did anon mean by this original comment?

I have a cozy 6 figures job. No gf, but I do have 4 girls I fuck when I want.

Woha 4 girls thats impressive anon

>>34448689
Well, the 4th one I haven't fucked yet. But she wants my d and we meet in 2 weeks. Can't wait. She's got by far the yummiest body of them all.