>start browsing 4chan when 16
>depressed, kinda successful and not really lonely
>now fucking 24
>even more depressed, Extremely lonely and a loser
I remember reading posts like this as a kid. back then I had that vague hope that adult life could offer something. why the fuck does robot life always end the same. how do I numb my feelings.
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please fucking respond RRREEE
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With a gallon of bleach.
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no.. please don't say life will always be this way..
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>tfw girl initiated conversation with me and was shy and nervous
>everyone is uniornically telling me she is into me
I always wanted a girl to be into me, but now I'm anxious and want to avoid her
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it's all a ruse, she doesn't like you
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>>34449578
>"Haha so I pretended to be shy and nervous around him and that uggo loser actually believed I was into him lol"
>"Das real funny now get down and succ on it bitch"
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wah wah wah
go fucking talk to her you cunt there's people on this board with actual problems and your humble brag is not appreciated
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>All I wanna see is 1080p
>But reality keep me on 240
<And all I wanna be is truly happy
>Baby, hold me down forever like gravity
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>>34449545
my internet lines haven't been upgraded in 23 years so i can only run 144p
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>>34449719
Stay emotional anon
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>>34449545
>xbox controller cant be controlled
>pokemon favorite, pokemon go
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How do you think your death is going to be?
Do you mind it coming?
How would it affect the ones around you?
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>>34449471
I wish I could die violently and suddenly, so I don't have much time to regret my life choices and with full control over my bodily functions.
That's why I wish to die in battle or in an accident, and not in a hospital bed in 70 years from now. I'm scared of that ending.
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It's pretty hard to say. I hope to be able to, ideally, kill myself quickly and painlessly and slip into my death comfortably, though it is a fear that push could come to shove and I could rather easily end up dying in a very unpleasant way.
I don't fear death itself because nothing comes after it, and so I won't be able to feel pain of some sort or indeed anything at all after that, e.g. I won't be able to regret anything or feel sadness at my own death or something ridiculous like that (though certainly beforehand I'd feel these things), but I fear the horror and pain of dying.
The issue of who and what my death is to effect won't be my problem anymore after I am dead, but it would presumably be something I would consider before dying, planned or otherwise, and in the stages before that in considering/attempting to die. It would be convenient, with suicide as a goal, to be able to think selfishly and recklessly with nothing to lose in order to die. Otherwise, there are burdening obstacles to that with considerations such as, for example, making the discovery of one's corpse as undisturbing as possible, making preparations beforehand to mitigate the practical impact of one's permanent absence, leaving a suicide note to ease the psychological burden of those who are to cope with the death, having the suicide method be as non-destructive to property and uncostly as possible, and so on.
Really, I should have liked to never have been born if I am to suffer and regret my existence so constantly, so by way of dying I will simply set things to the state I feel they ought to have been to begin.
I started reading a really good comic this morning that made me consider mortality.
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>>34450051
What was the comic anon?
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Every once in a while I'll see a post where someone claims to have had a mommy gf. Is this possible for robots? I need one now and am willing to do almost anything.
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>>34449415
no it is not possible. it doesn't exist. not even for chads.
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>>34449415
Nah dude. "Girlfriend" itself is a meme. Don't fall for it.
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No it's not possible but those fags will show up here soon claiming it is. Do NOT under any circumstance believe their lies. You will only gain embarrassment of you try this in real life.
Women want alpha chad and nothing else
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White women are destroying this planet. The world would be 1488 times better if we get rid of their unholy presence.
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How exactly? Not that I`m disagreeing,but what are they doing to shit up this world?
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>>34449654
Voting and working.
Imagine, before women worked there was 50% more jobs available.
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>>34449379
White women are the most attractive race of women, it's just that weed and modern culture has rotted their brains.
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>Be me, scientist
>Studying genetics & DNA
>working with group of 12 colleagues
>Studying the science behind "Resurrection" of dead animals via teeth and other genetic carrying of body parts
>More specifically if memories can be carried through these things
>No test subjects or genetic specimen that fit our criteria for our current experiments
>my dog died (Only person who lost pet recently)
>11/25/16
>Had an extremely large tumour that was growing at an abnormal rate
>The tumour was so large it had absorbed nutrients from body to the point where the tumour took up the area where the chest had been
>Before I put him to sleep, he had some teeth out
>Decided at the time (About a month before he was put to rest) to keep them for some sentimental value
>kept them in my safe/strongbox
>The area where me & my colleagues live borders a pretty shit place
>Ghetto, drugs, crime ETC
>Debate to myself that if the experiment meets the hypothesis (That being that it will retain memories)
>Will I keep it?
>Will it have the same personality & and traits?
>If not what will it have?
>This goes on for about 10 days
>One evening, a colleague of mine gives me a good reason to bring in the teeth
>"Anon, If this is successful, you will have your puppy back"
>Not exact wording but best I can remember
>That night (Tonight) Come home
>Nothing seems out of place
>Go in bedroom
>Notices broken window on fire-escape
>SHITMYVALUEABLES.RAR
>Open closet
>Sift through clothes only to confirm what I had dreaded
>Safe open, emergency cash gone, Granddad's war medals gone
>Move some shit the robber didn't take
>Little smaller box where I keep the teeth, open but with no teeth
>Junkee fucker took teeth. FUCKING TEETH from a safe
>Reality hits me when I finish laughing about how he took teeth
>Start to tear up
>Realise I Won't get to see if it works let alone my dog
>call police and other shit you do when you're robbed
>After Trudge to PC turn it on and wright this
goodnight /b/
>pic related dog
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>>34449372
He was a cute dog anon.RIP cute dog.
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>>34449411
thank you anon, I'm having a hard time coping with whats happening
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>>34449411
My dubs says he's with kek and enjoying dog heaven.So be happy.
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Going to do an anime maraton with a friend and eating snacks and drinking coke. Do you even compete?
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>>34449367
I do anime marathons but not with my friend. I do video game marathons with him with snacks though.
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>>34449367
>mecha
Lmao enjoy being a fan of the most pleb and autistic genre of anime.
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>>34449427
>he thinks it's mecha
Fuggin newfag.
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>finally get gf
>she's perfect 10/10
>we cant have sex
Why must god toy with me :(
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>finally get a girl
>we make out
>wants to fuck
>can't get a boner due to an extended period of depression
t-thanks biology
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>>34449230
why cant you have sex?
I remember my first gf was literally too small for me to put my penis in since it has a weird knot in the middle like a dog's
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>>34449254
I'm here for you bud
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ITT i be nice to you and mean it
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Ok anyways,have a good day today guys. You can make it. I beleive in you.
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>>34449201
Bumping for human warmth.
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>>34450172
Hey,what is happening my friend,how are you?
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what happens after we die?
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Life goes on, you just aren't part of it. Not that any of us were in the first place.
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all traces of you gradually fade away.
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>>34449200
This belief is just as likely as religion. Atheists spouting this nonsense is no different from religious people selling you an afterlife
I bet not a single one of you has more moles on their body than me. I have 40 of them on my face alonevarying in sizeand over a 100 on my entire body. I even have them on my dick and balls. All thanks to my parents and excesive sun exposure which is also why i look mexican and im a slav.
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>>34449142
Still a lot better looking than acne.
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>>34449233
I know. Im not saying its a bad thing, but i never know how people feel about them. They're fucking everywhere.
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Get a paperclip
Heat the end with lighter
Scrap them off
Profit
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guys know of any insults targeted at christians? I noticed that there is a conspicuous lack of pointy and snarky slurs in my vocabulary. jews are kikes or just plain jews, some indians are towelheads, muslims are allah snackbars, goatfuckers or muzzies, christians are ...?
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>>34449124
There's probably all sorts of slurs for Christians in Islamic countries.
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>>34449124
Christcucks seems to be famous at the moment.
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>>34449250
yeah I googled and found pig-eater, kafir, although kafir means nonbeliever in general. I was more interested in a sort of neutral term not immediately associated with another religion or culture which refers specifically to christians. All the slurs listed above seem to fulfil this criterion (except maybe "goatfucker"). I managed to find bible thumper. All other terms are something like 'fundie' which seems neutral to me but could apply to any religion.
I just made up the german term Kreuzkriecher (crucifice groveler) which works well
>every time I post my qt dickpics, the thread gets deleted
I just wanna show off my penis reeee
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it's not feminine enough for this board
You need to take hormones for a while and put soem cute accessories on it
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>>34449099
>tfw love to show off my qt dick but always afraid of posting it on 4chan
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>>34449152
>tfw to big dick to be cute
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What would you do if your main computer completely stopped functioning?
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/Rk9/, I want you to be totally honest. What would you do if your main computer completely stopped functioning? Your main computer becoming totally unsalvageable.
How many of your files are gone forever? Was your computer your main entertainment center? Can you cope without using a computer? Do you have a backup?
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>>34449036
worst loss would be my 4chan folder, i have backups of all my uni stuff on an external HDD and on the university cloud storage.
first thing i would use one of my family members pcs to order parts for a new one.
i know how to keep myself busy otherwise.
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>>34449087
That's smart. Sometimes I worry I don't backup enough of my uni files and the like. With my poor internet connection it can be a pain redownloading heavy programs.
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>>34449252
i used to be like you thinking backups are just a pain in the ass. then my cousins hard drive shat itself and he lost everything. ive been paranoid ever since.