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>brag
>This thing I have no influence over

You a white supremacist too?

I'm actually about a 7/10

I poop big

>>34450724
Wot, does this happen to normal people? Eat more fibre faggot.

>>34450724
i think you mean clenching the sphincter
if she were to clench her buttock then the poo would either be blocked entirely or the poo would squirt out the top and bottom of the cracks of her clenched buttocks

>>34450724
Can i get a source of this pic if its not too much trouble?

Don't worry, dentists are cool guys. I even know a robot dentist.

>>34450622
You'll probably be fine, OP. I hope your appointment goes well.
Is it a male dentist you're seeing?

>>34450622
>dentist starts scraping my teeth
>hits a chipped area
>shiver like a madman

STOP IT NOW

>>34450601
I've spent 5 hours trying to solve a Rubik's cube, I knew I wouldn't be able to, I was just getting familiar, I'm going to look at a guide on solving it and then start practising, I want to be able to solve it in under a minute.

I got some cheevos for DOOM, I think I finished The Last of Us Remastered for the first time as well this week.

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>>34450601
Got all my dishes done :)
Going to clean the rest of the house too :D

>>34450591
Pack your bags, Paco. Wall soon.

That definitely happened! Fun stuff OP!

>>34450615

Got it wrong buddy. My name's not Paco. It's Daveed. Daveed Achmadullah Mujihideen Jihad the Third.

Judaic.

Likely not original.

Jahans

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Jelqing
Oregano

who the fuck eats a duracell

>not energizer

is he dead yet?

i guess gay people eat duracells

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>>34450498
pls don het me PepeBee

>>34450498
Yes, the amount of normies on this board is too damn repulsive.

>>34450498
Men have a natural right to choose. Vaginas don't

>>34450485
I live in North America!

>>34450492
Are you cute and do you live in a house or whatever by yourself? That'd be nice. Also I'd like to go to Alaska maybe.

>>34450524
Ah, crabe. I don't live by myself. I'd love Alaksa too but no. I live in Dixie which makes my terminal gayness all the more dangerous

6.7 inches long, 5.5 thick

Always thought I was small, turns out I'm rather big.

>>34450435
I'm 8.5 inches in length but it doesnt matter because Im violently autistic virgin and cant talk to girls.
Size doesnt matter if you cant get them into your bed

>>34450435
Maybe 4-4.5 inches, I think it used to be a lot closer to 6 inches but it doesn't matter anyways, I'm probably on the path of wizardry for life.

condoms suck

i'd rather just get blowies than fuck with a condom.

>>34450421
The latter obviously. I want to get the whole love life bullshit over with already and just settle down.

Someone that'll pay half my bills.

>>34450421
I don't understand what the point is in fucking with a thing on your dick that prevents you from feeling half of what you're doing.

>>34450412
Oh okkk eat da poopoo

>>34450412
rollerino for the riskerino

>>34450412
It'll never happen desu. I've never gotten dubs in these threads and I've been posting since 2008.

>>34450380
Blonde


Oehdhdhdbnial

>>34450380
after a rich one

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Repeatedly told I am, even though crushing low self esteem that lingers from high-school makes me think otherwise. I used be a fat lard in HS, then in uni basically starved myself into proper shape. Worked out in the gym for the last 2 years.

I hate 9s and 8s. Primarily because I feel uncomfortable around them, but then again, currently 1 year into a relationship with a 7 who used to be a model in her younger years, and she literately would do anything for me. Also helps that she sees the world the way I do.

Older. Definitely older. More experience, considering that women are absolutely fucking retarded, a year older at the very least is absolutely necessary.

INB4 Normie.

>>34450363
Why are you fuckwits so obsessed with sex?

I genuinely wouldn't even bother with it if not for social pressure

>>34450363

What the actual fuck


>robots haven't had sex ever
>she's complaining about not riding the cock in 6 whole weeks


Jesus Christ there's injustice in this world

>>34450473
You can't miss what you've never had inthe first place, loser

let her use my face/tongue as a loofah

put my penis inside

leave after telling them niggers can't wash away the black no matter how long they scrub.