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>>34452501
because the pain of rejection from is so heavily ingrained in our mind from puberty that we've developed a fetish around it to cope with life

>>34452501
That bull looks like a very nice man. I don't see the problem here.

>>34452501
They're breeding themselves out of existence. They are the solution to their own problem, thankfully.

full hiki mode

Depression.

Benis.

>>34452497
start drawing the salt circles and praying to all the gods you can think of because you've got a full on succubus attack going on my friend it's a bad case by the sounds of it best thing you can do is try to control your dreams and deprive her of your mana otherwise she'll just end up killing you and then enslaving you.

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>>34452440
>i want to feed a guy and make him morbidly obese

fucking faggots i swear

>>34452502
im female

origggginalll

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>>34452540
>im female

>mfw

how is calling men with a debiliating medical condition 'limp-dicked' birches acceptable?

i want feminism gone.

bumperino oregano comment is oringal

>>34452421
how is viagra government funded

Yes.

I'm the same way for very pale girls. Embrace your inner cuckism

Yes, and it's pathetic.

Found this pretty hot porn channel on xvideos where white female cops suck off and fuck black guys they arrested, in public

there is no internal logic to feminism. logic is a masculine invention.

Why do nonwhites think whites have some perfect lives where nothing ever bad happens and eveyone treats you like a king.

I'm white and from my own personal experience society in general, regardless of gender or race, is shit.

>>34452493
>Why do nonwhites think whites have some perfect lives where nothing ever bad happens and eveyone treats you like a king.

They're racist.

>>34452377
>shitty karma system and format which perpetuates circlejerk mentality
Nailed it. I refuse to used reddit just based on the upvote system alone.

>"""discussion""" tends to just be longwinded ways of saying nothing

but on the other hand if you have particular interests some subreddits can be quite useful and the website is generally less hostile than the 'chon

I just hate their website culture and their obnoxious reddit humor. It's a bunch of shitty pop-culture references and puns, and the worst part is they take every joke and drive it into the fucking ground with repetition. I hate redditors so much.

>>34452356
No, OP. There's always someone who will be better off and better looking, and you will have to deal with that weight for the rest of your life.

>>34452356
You'll just depend on your employer instead of your parents, a routine would probably help though.

>>34452374
I don't really give a hoot about that though, why should I?

Why would the average robot listen to nigger music?

team sesh are the worst betas that cant even meme about their own incompetence lol

real losers fuck off no music taste

>>34452320
I hope things are going better for you, Jet.

>>34452302
Could be worse
>alone on a Friday evening

>>34452354
I seriously thought yesterday was Friday. Holy shit just fuck my shit up pham.

Reposting from the last 25+ thread since it was after everyone left.

I'm a normie but my younger brother is in a bad spot at 23. I honestly have no idea what the fuck to do.

He had a pretty successful high school life, he was in track, fit and had a couple of girls crushing on him that never went anywhere.

He went to college at 18 but dropped out before the first semester because he didn't do any work and just skipped classes.

He moved back in with my dad and was going to community college. He tried to kill himself once by taking a bunch of pills but it didn't work. After a couple years my dad eventually kicked him out when he discovered that he stole several thousand dollars to hire a hooker.

When my dad let him go my mom freaked out and had him come back to live with her, which is where he's been for the past two years.

At first he was still attending classes at the community college and had a decent job, but he has now quit both of those and is currently doing nothing. He keeps stealing from my mom for camshows and commissioned porn. Like thousands of dollars worth of her money.

My greatest fear now is that he's going to piss away all my mom's money, which will trigger a series of events that will lead to either me having to take in my mother and not let my brother live with me for my own protection, or his suicide. This whole situation feels like seeing a dark storm coming in from the horizon. You know it's coming, and there's nothing you can do to stop it, it's just a matter of time.

For the past few New Years I've been bringing him along because my friends all like him and we get along great. This past NYE something happened and he just completely checked out. He isolated himself and didn't talk to anyone, then eventually walked out and I had to take him back home.

I feel like I'm losing him. I think him being around friends was one of the last things that was keeping him sane. He's been in and out of therapy several times. I don't know what to do.

Don't go unless you have old friends you wanna see. Are you that stupid? It's really not that hard of a decision, and you're a fag if you listen to your mom.

I don't know never went to mine but I assume lots of posturing and self validation.

>>34452293
I literally had zero friends. I don't know I am just afraid that I am going to regret it. When I didn't went to a party durng college I always regretted it. When I went there it was shit as hell.

>>34452294
>I assume lots of posturing and self validation.

My biggest problem is that probably everyone wlll tell about their successful life, and I will be the only one failure there.

Why is your bra still on? This is a nudest beach.

*ignore her and walk away because shes talking to chad behind me*

>>34452233
*takes shirt off*

why is this a problem for you faggots

if you are embarrassed by your body then fucking change it

id rape lain.

I want to rape lain

Discuss dreams here >>>/x/ and here >>>/sci/

yes its a ruse

fairer sex is just a meme

>>34452217
fpbp

/thread

oridshinul

>>34452217
/thread
>>34452169
There are two reasons why they cry or throw temper tantrums: 1. They want attention
2. The want something else that's linked to attention

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>>34452016
>I've had literal retards do this job better than you.
Then I glance up and notice the boss looking at me.

>>34452016
>tfw go to a McDonald's and a literal Downy is working the register and the grill at the same time
>it's a slow night, but he's nice as fuck and makes me the most photogenic Shamrock Shake (TM) and McChicken (TM) I've ever seen
>tfw I was lovin' it

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boss caught me eating stuff from the production line