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>>34453599
Dude I'm so sorry can't imagine how shit that is
Whats he in for

>>34453599

So, my dad has been in 11 times, he fucks the other men so hes the top dog of the prison. He doesn't take dicks in his butt, but he dicks other guys in the butt like in a domination kind of way, cause hes the top dog of the prison.

>>34453599
Put some Levan Polkka as ringtone or Through The Fire And The Flames by Dragonforce.

at least use tinder or something. /soc/ is bottom of the barrel failed normies.

you'd probably get an STI

What's khv desu senpai?

>>34453532
>seduce my mind so you can have my body...so long as you're not ugly.

>not finding an intellectual bf who can hang with the cool kids
>not finding an intellectual who's hot and creative and sexy sweet witty dominant

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>>34453532
So is she saying it's ok to drug her shit up?

>>34453515
I came here to say, this.

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i'm really afraid of death. if I died now I would be so disappointed.

how can you want to die when there's an entire world out there to experience and change?

>>34453853
this

thisorginal

It's fun at first, having money and being able to buy stuff, pay rent etc.

But then after awhile you get a creeping feeling that this is the rest of your life, it's official now, there's no going back, you're now labelled as a literal retarded baby and you'll never have any meaningful social interaction or love or ever make your own family.

I have $20k neetbux saved up and I don't have any interest in buying anything because life has lost all meaning.

>>34453630
yeah, I was afraid of that. I resisted for two years but my mom was really insistent.
How do you save money? Don't they check to see that you're spending it?
and I'm sorry that you're feeling low anon.

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Someone please tell me how to get it

I live in northeast us

Do i just go to the doctor and act autistic and anxious and crazy? How do you start the process? I keep hearing people say they get bux but nobody explains the process. Im 19 if it makes a difference

he thiqq

To see are child bearing hips.

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>>34453496
>To see are

Kill yourself

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>>34453557
Pretty much this, what the fuck is this question even supposed to be OP.

>>34453557
>>34453661
Is this what this board has become?
Fuck off

>>34453343
That's dystopian as fuck. We should be throwing spergs and autists into incinerators for fuck's sake

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>>34453505
>encouraging autistic people to work is dystopian
>we should be slaughtering them instead

Why do you think they created autist in the first place? They need retarded ppl to do low jobs and smile about it and give them no trouble.
Aspergers is just the right level. Not too dumb, not too smart.

They need litteral MINIONS.

This is the next thing on my list right now.

29 HHKV.

Going in for drivers learner test in a week. Gona power level my driving hours so I can get full licence asap.

i've fucked 5 chicks non fat without a car and yea i did take the bus bich. just find other poor qt's

>>34453293
>how do you expect to get a gf
I don't
>what are you gonna do ride the bus?
I don't go anywhere

>>34453269
I started posting here after I realized that I absolutely hated talking to other human beings and I couldn't explain why. I LOVE other people, not in a social way, but the idea of humanity as a whole. But interacting with people gives me AIDS. So I became a tiny shut in, I hardly eat, and I've just constantly posted on /r9k/ for roughly a year, but I've only been a tripfag for a few days. I also enjoy observing the range of human emotion that I feel only this board can accurately capture: angst, joy, fear, love, lust, disgust, hatred, rage, contentedness. No other board does that. Most of the rest are all argumentative shitposting forums or Reddit-tier hugboxes.

>>34453269
Bump, I'm lonely and want to talk.

>>34453269

I don't have an interesting story or anything, I'm just a loser. I'm a friendless NEET with anxiety issues and social retardation.

>>34453192
Looks like a tranny so no.

>>34453192
ew girls are grose

>>34453192
Fuck off youre not japanese

What country are you from friend.I'm from Romania and i almost have no money left after i pay for rent and stuff.

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>>34453132
I find that really hard to believe because it would mean no one can afford to live wherever you are. Post the data that led you to this perception.

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>>34453132
Weed lma0

I'd be gay not to

>>34453085
but it is legal

>>34453085
I'd fuck her but I wouldn't sleep with her. I'd just get up and leave.

>>34453045
>Getting brain damage
i'll pass on giving myself dementia

>>34453045
been there done that, have a black belt

it doesn't make any difference

Years of intense training and you're still inferior to gun wielding monkeys.

>>34453016
You are not Chad. Therefore, it doesn't. If you are not Chad TINDER WILL NEVER WORK FOR YOU!!!

>>34453016
If you happen to be among the top 20% of men you get to fuck 80% of the women there. Just like in real life, only it's more like a catalog.

>>34453016
>match with girls
>talk to them to see if they are basic or ratchet
>if not ask them if they want to hang out
>go out for a coffee or a beer
>drive somewhere quiet and make out
>have sex in the back seat
>drive them home

that's about the gist of it