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It is my birthday today.

I'm turning 24.

I forgot to get a cake.

At least I have you guys. Celebrate with me, or not if you will. Thank you.
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>>34454095
you're sad about it only because you want to be sad about it
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lol loser


original comment u loser
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>>34454116
go out meet new people
go to a music festival
go to a night club

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What's the angriest or alternatively most defeated music you listen to when you feel every last drop of positivity you've had drain out?
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Complete silence is best for this.

Hearing my own thoughts rushing a million miles per hour. Music is just a distraction from that.
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Hypertone. Splittercore. Speedcore.
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>>34454076
Harsh noise is good "I feel nothing and can't be fucked" music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4g2Zjolsa0

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The manlet (men under 6'2") holocaust is going to happen soon! We all know Trump has poked fun at "Little" Marco, he thinks tall is better.
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I'm a manlet (176 cm) and I find this meme hilarious.
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>>34454014
>le tall guy gets pussy meme

again

sigh

I'm 6'3 and I've never had a girlfriend before, no girl pays attention to me, and I bet that if a 5'7 that looks better than me manlet talks to a chick I'm pretty sure she'll be interested, if I talk to her she would be creeped out.

>le tall guy gets pussy meme
>le tall guy this le talk guy that

Go fuck yourselves faggots
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>tfw 6'1
Almost at the cutoff but didn't reach it

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>Janitor acts like a mad cuckold

LOL
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>tfw I'm the one who keeps reporting them
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>>34453968
>stupid faggot is raging because his faggot thread got deleted

JANITOR IS BASED
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>>34453981
>tumblr
>trump
>actually reports posts

wow, the trifecta of being a cuck

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>talking with girl at bar
>she turns to the bartender
>"I'll have an angel shot with lime"
What do you do?
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leave because when i snuck into the femmie toilet i saw that poster about the angel shot
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>>34453965
>Why did you start talking to me if you if you're so bothered by my presence?

This is assuming she was talking to me for some time before saying that. Cause there is no way in fuck that I am cold approaching anyone anywhere.
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>>34453965
We have this thread everyday, fuck off nigger bitch pussyboi choader

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The only reason I can't get disability pension is because I fail ONE section out of FIVE of the strict requirements.

This particular section is based on your ability to do basic things like feed yourself and shower.

So it doesn't matter that I have all the other areas down 100%, where the mental problems are, but because I can feed myself and clean my own ass I don't qualify. How the fuck does being able to feed yourself and shower translate to being able to function in society? The fuck.
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>>34453906
Because you can get a manual labor job where you don't talk to many people
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You're a whiny bitch and the government knows it. Just because muh depression doesn't mean you should get free money.
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>>34453937
But I'm not Polish.

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>go off 4chan for a couple of months
>comes back and browse /r9k/
>wtf
>trap threads, steam feel, and fembot threads as far as the eye can see
>tfw all the OG robots made it
>tfw I haven't done shit


Also, why aren't the trap threads on >>>/lgbt/
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>>34453883

fembot threads aren't that bad imo, as long as they are limited to one thread at a time.

trap threads are tolerable as long as it's a spoiler image and again, limited to one thread at a time.
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>tfw all the OG robots made it

You mean they all killed themselves? Cause thats more likely than success in life
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>>34453928
Yeah, they "made it" by either starting new habits and becoming productive, getting a job and so on, or finally got the guts to end the suffering, either way, it's respectable.

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I'm thinking about doing a sex cam for gay men to make some money. That way I don't have to get a normal job and I'm more in charge of my life. Maybe even getting a chick and doing couple shows after that. What do you think? It could be a comfy life.
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ls that sam hyde?
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If you're attractive and/or have a big dick you can make big money. But once it's on the internet it's out there forever so remember that!
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>>34453769
>>34453789
I have a fairly large dick, but a rather flabby non attractive body.

I streamed myself doing 5 hour edge sessions a day for a week, and only managed to pick up a few regulars, but definitely not enough money for it to ever be a decent way of getting money.

I assume if you have a ripped body and a decent cock it might work for you.

Another issue was towards the end of the week my dick was getting fucking destroyed from all the friction.

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>buy a small apartment.
>5% a year from dividends.
>Not needing to wagecuck for Goldberg LLC
>Make home made porn with qts.
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>>34453742
Wow what a horrible fucking fat to end up with a long dick this thin
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>>34453913
Its not bad its just look disgusting because its cut.
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>>34453913
That's not long.
.t 9 inch

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she is 18 now
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>>34453741
Finally, she's eligible for the death penalty in all states
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Physically perhaps

She is mentally 14 though
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>>34453868
oh god dammit

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Should whitebois just kill themselves?

Seriously this is just getting embarrassing.
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>>34453736
No without white men there couldn't be white women.
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>>34453736
Resistance is futile.
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>>34453736
6/10

>>34453762
Fake

Kys yourself OP.

>eating lunch in the bathroom again
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>lunch
do you mean the cum of strangers?
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>>34453720
That's pretty gross desu fempai
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>>34453747
Actually small fries and 6 pack of nuggets

>>34453748
The only other option is sitting in a small room at a table full of coworkers i never speak to who already know eachother for years, ill gladly take the bathroom. It didnt even smell like shit this time

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>27/01/2017
make it stop plss
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>>34453705
Theres no 27th month faggot theres only 12
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>>34453705
>27/01/2017

There's no a 27th month, anon
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>>34453705
there's always a way out anon

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can we have a cat thread? post pictures of your cats.

this is my cat.
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>>34453631
broderick
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>>34453631
that's a nice cat op how old is he/she?
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This is my Siamese, Kia.

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>see cute girl/cute femboy/cute trap/cute trans
>immediately want to pull my hair and scream and cry and kill myself

Please take this pain away
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>see cute girl/cute femboy/cute trap/cute trans
>immediately want to pull my hair and scream and cry and kill myself
>remember they've been marked by others' semen
>feel ok again
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>>34453903
That just makes me even more envious of them
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>>34453924
Oh wait, you're a tyrrany.
Nvm carry on then.
Follow your heart and kill yourself like the rest of those abominations.

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