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>>34455182
DMY
24 hour clock
Only show date when you hover over the clock.

Anything else is underage banned.

>>34455227
>DMY
Specifically? is it DD MMMM YYYY? Or just DD MM YYYY?

>Only show date when you hover over the clock.
That is retarded.

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>>34455182
Year/month/day

It's so much better for categorization.
When I write my journals, I have a folder for years, and in those years I have months, and in those months I have days. That's how categorization should be.

>>34455147
Be glad, at least you don't embarrass yourself like other people who use alcohol to come out of their shell and make friends.
If you want to be less introverted, do mushrooms. I swear it helps and it permanently made me a more open person. I still trip on LSD and mushrooms twice every year, just because it's that much fun.

>>34455147
do MDMA. alcohol is shit anyway

>>34456122
I second this, alcohol doesn't help me be more social either. MDMA works like a charm though.

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>>34455084

They don't know I'm watching it, I tend to keep everything I do to myself. My sister knows, she's indifferent.

How about yours?

>>34455084
I don't watch cheap chinease cartoons.

>>34455084
I've bought some anime movies of my favorites, my mom when she found it said "Is this a Pokemon movie? Looks like a Pokemon movie" but she doesn't mind. My dad says cartoons are for kids.

I really don't give a shit though, I had a huge anime phase in high school but my watching is pretty erratic now. Now my parents don't give a shit what I do as long as I have a job for the summer from uni.

I'm also taken aback by the "you're not entitled to sex no matter what--sex isn't something you earn!" juxtaposed with "you're too much of a poor ugly weak failure loser to get sex".

>>34455091
>I'm also taken aback by the "you're not entitled to sex no matter what--sex isn't something you earn!" juxtaposed with "you're too much of a poor ugly weak failure loser to get sex".
Are you really surprised that feminists and leftists contradict hemselves?

That doublethink they espouse is something I like to call Nu-Logic

>>34455066
Why dp you even bother pointingbout the inconsistencies in feminism anymore? Everyone knows at this point that its all just women trying to get as much power as they can for themselves and shitting on men. They know it, we know it, stop assuming good faith and treat it like what it is.

>>34455016
>Can someone fucking explain what happened?

You're beta

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>>34455016
what did she say when she freaked out?

>>34455071
>You're Beta

Obviously, I am inept with girls or else I wouldn't be on /r9k/.

You wannabe hipster I grow my own tobacco.

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camel tobacco

>>34454999

ah dont, i was just saying in another thread im gonna finish this pack of tobacco and try to quit again tonight/tomorrow, after i lasted about half a day on wednesday

>amber leaf

>that kid that got caught watching porn in religion class
>that kid that unironically thought Hitler didn't do anything wrong
>that kid who screamed penis at the school play
>that kid who was a total Chuunibyou in junior high
>that girl who's friend killed herself due to """cyberbulling"""
>that Chad that found a year old banana in his locker

>those two kids who looked almost identical but they weren't related

>that kid who did alot of memorable retarded shit but still couldn't make any friends.

That me

If she's black too why is that a bad thing? They need to keep their niggery to themselves.

>>34454964
>>mfw the girl was black too
>>find out the bf is black

I fail to see the problem here

>>34454981
>>34455005

she was less black than him, she had the light kind of black and he was dark.

PLZ I beg of you

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>>34454930
Use a face wash and anti ageing moisturizer every morning and night.Exfoliate 3 nights a week. An eye cream is great too, for stopping eye wrinkles.

Be sure to drink lots of water and get 7-8 hours sleep.

ALWAYS wear sunscreen when going outside, and be sure to have sunglasses too. And you can always consider botox?

That's the basics anyway

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>>34454930
>>34455243
>roastie asking for advice on how to soften her impact against The Wall
Top fucking kek

Then bring a friend? Unless it says it has to be someone you're dating.

Relationships are nepotism. They are antimeritrocratic.

>>34454860
>Then bring a friend

every time

Obey, must the woman, and find a depth for her surface. Surface is woman's soul, a mobile, stormy film on shallow water.
Man's soul, however, is deep, its current gusheth in subterranean caverns.

That poetry gets me every time.

Nietzsche was a loser who couldn't get laid. He's always idolises by pathetic misunderstood young males who think they are so smart.

>>34454783
Wow, the translation is actually decent, who would`ve thought?

How to become /free dyonisian spirit/-mode, anons?

>>34454779

by being good looking

Didn't bother speccing at birth, just figured I'd devote some time along the way to raise. As it turns out, not having a certain baseline ruins your Charisma based stats and you don't really have any efficient or feasible opportunity to train.

I hear there's a doctor north of Vegas that does something with implants, maybe you should talk to her.

Wait 2 seconds before replying to someone.
Trust me. It's crazy how well it works.
Think of Ryan Gosling in Drive, but not as extreme.
It's a learned skill. The point is to make people seem like they're the smart ones, rather than trying to appear smart yourself.

Smelling my own poopoo for radioactive material.

i can tell by your post yr not a schizoid

t. schizoid

>>34454723
>thinks he has schizophrenia
Baka, the whole problem is that you DON`T realize you have it because you literally live in another reality than everyone else.

You should play a drinking game alone, at least then you have some sort of excuse. Not that you need one, it's just good to use booze to at last have a little fun

>>34454722
Why don't you just go out with friends

>>34454828
This, why don't you just go to the bar or chill with friends or your gf

>>34454689
>tfw SJWs were literally Hitler all along

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>spend years becoming classical painter
>jews don't want that shit they want you to draw like shit to kill western culture
>20 years later "o-oy vey mr hitler goish we dindu nuffin."

>>34454689

Being natsoc doesn't exclude you from being fascists.