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I was asked if I can dance.
>I'm not disabled so I can dance like J. Geils or something, but nothing beyond that
NOBODY got the joke.
Am I seriously too old for this world?
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are you seriously THIS autistic?
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>>34455611
I know it's not the best joke.
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>>34455592
You're probably too obscure. I'm 19 and I love *lots* of classic rock bands, from the Beatles to the Ramones to Nirvana, stuff like Big Star etc and I had too look J Geils up, no idea who he was.
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>get gf
>don't want anything to do with her anymore
What the fuck happened? I thought this was finally going to make me happy.
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>>34455555
Nice get.
But seriously, I think you only longed for companion.
I don't have a gf, but even if I got one today, I wouldn't know what to do with it that is not sexual or intimate.
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>>34455555
Yo check those....
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>>34455555
you discovered were meant to be a chad who pumps and dumps
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Can we get a mother fucking comfythread going
>post your comfy gifs
>post your comfy pics
>it's winter I need comfy
Please :)
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i'l dump some of what i'v got
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>>34455578
you will probably recognize some of them though
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>>34455606
keep getting muted but i'l try to post what I can
i've relapsed, i'm using pain meds again even though i recently lost a friend to the exact ones i take. why is staying sober so hard, i was doing so well, i don't want to die too
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Puffing pot is palpably more prudent than popping pain pills.
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>>34455454
>I don't want to die
Normie get out reeeeeee
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I basically had a script for PKs a few years ago. I would get a bottle of 40 every 2 weeks for 6 months. My tolerance got so high that I would vomit after taking 5-6 at a time in the morning to get my high.
One day I woke up and smoked my roommates weed before I went to get a refill. Got so stoned I forgot to get the pills. Bought some weed instead and never looked back. I recommend you do the same before you die, OP
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>open your bedroom door one day
>see this
what do?
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Tell her to get out because I want to watch porn.
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>>34455448
What is the point of these shitty fucking threads?
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Rape her
Why am I unsurprised that this is unoriginal
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good day robots!
are you lonely? of course you are!
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react to your comments?
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We are halfway through jurassic park.
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cumjoinfordinos
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lets watch jewrassicpark together
you know you cant get enough of dinosaurs eating normies
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If you spent a fifth of the time you spend here on actually going outside and asking girls out, you'd have a girlfriend by now.
Hell, if you spent a tenth of the time on messaging girls on online dating websites, you'd have a girlfriend by now.
But you're a passive person who is incapable of taking minor steps to fix your life. You're patiently waiting for it to just change someday but the days keep passing and you're still alone. Wake up, or else you deserve to be alone and childless.
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I hate talking to people and abhor making small talk
But yeah, keep telling me that the reason I dont have a gf is because I dont talk to people.
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>just put yourself out there bruh
kys yourself
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Being passive obviously makes things harder but a lot of people here still wouldn't find anyone if they went out. Social incompetence/autism/having no friends will dry a bitch up faster than anything else.
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Why are post-millennial white people the biggest group of self-centered, whiny pussies of all time?
>"I see I'm not allowed to be offended since I'm white."
>"Oh so when a BLACK person does/says _______ it's ok but if a white person does/says that they'll get the shit beat out of them?"
>tfw born white in 2017 kms
>[insert complaint about reverse-racism, other races, etc.]
Who even hears about stuff like this in real life? Has anyone even heard of the term "reverse-racism" being used outside of the Internet?
Oh and don't forget:
>"We're the reason you guys have anything! If white people didn't exist everyone else would be cavemen living in mudhuts!"
kek
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will you shut the fuck up you nigger
stupid pavement ape
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>>34455414
>tfw I'm not white
I wish I was white since I was born
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>>34455451
triggered honkey getting red in the face with anger at the truth.
Should it be called honking out or "going into school-shooter mode?"
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Desktop rate ?
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>>34455381
Blacked some things out for obvious reasons tbqh fampai.
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bumperino xd lol
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>>34455485
New folder(3) / New folder (10)
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This is the ideal human.
Extremely built physique, stronger than an ox, incredibly intelligent, wise, charming, charismatic, tall, and he uses all of these gifts for the good of others to inspire them to become the best versions of themselves.
Why are you nothing like him?
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Because I lost the genetic lottery and maximizing the potential of my genetics is like trying to make the best cheeseburger out of a $1 McDonalds burger...
It'll do as a cheeseburger, but it's still pretty lowlife.
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>>34455501
If you have truly lost the genetic lottery, you would be dead
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>>34455501
This is oddly very fitting, yet simple.
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Is he, dare I say /ourguy/ he's literally a fucking NEET that streams
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Jontron is looking a little Asian today
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>>34455357
I love dyrone, legit cried at his retirement speech.
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>>34455357
>dead inside
yeah I suppose he could be /ourguy/
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How different do you think your life would've been if you didn't get cucked out of your oneitis?
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>>34455315
I am fortunate enough to have never had one. Being surrounded by shit and idiots for the first half of your life doesn't really help your view on people. But at least I exclude no race from my anger so I guess you can't classify me as a racist, I'm prejudiced equally.
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>>34455366
>Never had oneitis
Fucking wish i had that privilege
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>>34455442
Yeah but at the same time I probably traded in any chance at empathy I might have had in the process, which I (as you would probably know) don't really care about but it can cause problems sometimes.
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Ctrl + F: No Miskaki thread
How are're you guys hanging on? Anything good happen to you lately, a cute girl was staring at me today, not sure if it was a look of disgust or lust but no girl has ever looked at me like she did.
Kinda threw me off honestly, didn't even say hi out of fear of misjudging the situation. Even after that I'm still convinced I'm unapproachable by women due to my expression of constant hatred.
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She wanted to fuck the MMO NEET guy daily reminder
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>>34455252
Actually today went a lot better than I thought it did. Had some good coffee, continued my apprenticeship, apparently gave someone a glare that would put Rasputin and Goebbels to shame, and am now planning on playing some counter strike in my rather comfy abode.
Today was actually a pretty good day.
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>>34455280
I think you missed the point then anon
>>34455298
sounds very comfy anon, what's your apprenticeship on? Was also gonna play some cs but no no one is online to play with.
Ethical debate here guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djK_ucSYpaw
Who was in the wrong here?
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they are WAY too cute to be fighting
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they sound like an out of tune
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how are they kissing 0:14 r u suree theyre fighting?????
It all started with a passing remark.
I was just your average shut in, unable to adjust to society and reliving the regrets of my childhood. Out of that maelstrom i came, securing a job and trying to forge a new life from the broken pieces i had left.
It was all going so well until she arrived. In a flash, all my illusions were shattered and it was driven home that my dreams are not the dreams of others.
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>all my illusions were shattered
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I got along well with my workmates, stumbling in conversation at times but still trying to endear myself to others. I worked hard and gave it my all.
When i walked in that day, she was sat on a chair holding almost as if she was waiting for me. My eyes jumped from her to my supervisor who quickly introduced her as a new colleague. I made ready with the pleasantries and went to my desk.
As i waited for the computer to load, i noticed she was still still sitting there looking at me. To avoid being awkward, i asked her if she lived locally and what she did previously. She answered in a childlike way but not without eagerness to discuss things with me. I realised how young she was before she told me she was just out of school and lived nearby.
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Before i knew it we were sitting together and my supervisor told me to show her the system and the office. I worked between two locations and i guess she was hired to operate this branch so i could stay in the other.
It was hard to pretend like i could teach anyone anything and she simply nodded her head and went along with what i said. The silence between pauses deepened and thankfully the supervisor call her into her office.
I didnt think much about her, i just tried to push on with my assignments including my own. I swore off attatchments long ago; let alone forming a bond with a woman.