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If you get dubs, you must ask your mother to let you lick her feet.
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Rolling because some of these threads are fucked up but I'm curious
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>>34455997
Rollerino for another riskerino
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>>34455997
I'm feeling risky
if you guys are so suicidal, why don't you just travel the world and fuck 100's of women and not give a fuck about std's? why don't you do extreme sports? why don't you just move somewhere new and start fresh? like get a new gf, new friends, a new car, you could even try moving to a different country.
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>>34455981
Because the suicidal feeling is an extension of depression which makes it hard to want to do anything but lie in bed.
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Because it doesn't work that way. I tried traveling to a different province and starting over fresh, but now I'm not giving a fuck about anything in a different location.
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>>34455981
>just get some pussy bro!
>dude why don't you just travel around the world?
>dude just get a gf
kill yourself.
Is it weird that I like a game made for teenage girls a little too much?
It's story is just really inspiring and gives me hope for the future
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>>34455972
>not one Wes Anderson reference in Life Is Strange
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>don't talk to best childhood friend in ~2 years (long story)
>start talking to him again
>he uses reddit now and this game is now in his steam profile
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This game made me want to be a teenage girlthat feel when no max gf
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>be me, 27
>mummies special boy
>dreaming of enjoying my tasty tendie treats when suddeny
ANON WAKE UP, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL
>stupid bitch mummy wants me to go to normie school
>reeeeeeee and cuss her out
>she drags me out of my room, I clutch hold of my computer desk and hold on for dear life
>bitch somehow pulls me out of my room
>all while I'm screeching and reeeeeeing
Anon, you dropped out of school and now you need to finish it so you can move out and new daddy can live with me. Now go.
>don't even get a big enough breakfast and mummy made me shower and dress up in normie clothes, jeans and a tee shirt
>arrive at the school building
>apparently these two big teachers have to follow me around but what ever
>so many normies everywhere start crying for mummy and I peepee all over my jeans in the middle of class
>everyone runs out of room
>I'm rolling around in peepee when suddenly
Tendies
>I smell tendies!
>I dash out of this room and dart down the halls while in my underwear
>screaming "TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES"
>see some normies standing in lunch line
>they're stealing all the tendies!
>tackle some slut and take her tendies, go to lunch line and grab handfuls of tendies
>girl is on floor crying
>YOU DARE TOUCH MY TENDIES? NOW MY POO POO YOU WILL ENJOY!
>Shit all over dumb bitch cunts head
>wranglers finally caught up and try to catch me
>good luck, all this running has caused me to sweat
>can't catch me I'm so greasy
>run around stuffing these tendies into my mouth
>when I'm all done hear sirens
>fuckers called police
>proceed to vomit
>REEEE! MY NUTRIENTS HAVE ESCAPED MY BODY!
>stuffing delicous tendie goo into my mouth when I'm tazed by a pig cop
>wake up in hospital with mommy crying beside me
>and thats why I'm never allowed back in school
How's your day going, anon?
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Going well thanks. Good luck with the tendies Anon
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>>34455968
>acting like this at 27
What the actual fuck.
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>>34455968
8.5/10, new and good but a bit long towards the end. I look forward to seeing more of your work.
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>walk into the kitchen
>find this
What do?
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>>34455940
>pull out cock
>tell her to massage it in between her tits
What happens next is entirely up to her
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>>Rip off her clothed in hormone driven horny madness
>>Suck on her tits and bite them off
>>pump 4 times in doggy and cum
>>regret what I have done and commit suicide
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>>34455940
Beat her savagely with a wooden rod for not having my potatoes ready to eat.
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Are you a fag? Are you bi? Are you curious about the same sex?
Then this is the thread for (You). Talk about your desires, struggles and regrets. Ask each other questions, exchange pics and make friends.
But you MUST be a robot to participate.
If you are considerably attractive or possess multiple normalfag traits then vacate immediately.
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sometimes i watch gay porn and then feel guilty afterwards
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>>34456064
I've been out for years and I still feel guilty sometimes
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>>34455915
>tfw 90% of fags just want hookups and are sluts
>tfw all I want is a loving bf to cuddle with and do romantic stuff with
>tfw got called "too gay" by a friend for wanting that
fuck life
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Normie freaks out towards Naruto - HWNDU 2017-01-27 09:19:57 Post No.34455848
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-6L1uHOoao
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That was amazing. I love how hard he is working to feign outrage
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>>34455886
its literally the perfect video
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He's so asshurt. Its hilarius
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>He thinks nationalism is important
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shut the fuck up cuck. i bet you like watching your wife get fucked by a huge black dick, you fucking cuck,
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>>34455856
LITTLE FELLA SO ANGERY
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>>34455846
>he creates anti-nationalist threads on anonymous, dedicated virgin board
>on a friday night
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So I went up to these Mexican girls who were speaking Spanish in the break room at my job and I was like "Uno dos tres cuatro cinco" etc. they looked pissed off
Is that racist? I do that all the time and this is the first time someone didn't laugh or anything
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You probably did it with an abhorrent American pronunciation, thats why
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Yes, it is.
Origigigiiigigig
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>>34455815
It is the equivalent of going to asian people and saying ching chong ching ching. It's offensive and makes you look stupid as fuck. It's not a joke and you're not a cool guy for doing that.
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Windows>OSX>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Linux
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>>34455807
uh
Windows >>> """Linux""" >>>>>>>>> MacOS
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Temple OS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>any other OS
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>>34455807
DAT fuccbli hair tho. Do you think he has a cross dressing fetish? TFW no retard face trap bf..
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>walk into your room
>find this waiting for you
What do?
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>>34455730
Wonder what it's doing outside of it's box.
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>>34455730
"So the usual haul today, huh?"
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stop making these stupid fucking threads. i honestly want to fucking beat the shit out of you and then burn you alive
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For all the beta robots 2017-01-27 09:13:50 Post No.34455717
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Femanon here. I want to know why you guys are still here. Your need for validation is the result of your dissatisfaction with yourself; which in turn stems from your emotional stagnancy due to arbitrary social standards you've placed on yourself. Lower your goals and expectations for yourself, because as is you have poorly cultivated your sense of personality due to being dependent on what others think of you.
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No. I'm here for deep web rape porn
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>>34455717
>maybe using every 4+ syllable word I know in one post will make me seem intelligent
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>>34455717
babby came to realization about herself and is now a political activist for positive change XDD
kys roleplaying troll faggot
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Do you think she looks cool, /r9k/?
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>>34455710
whats that boy?
More weeaboo anime crap?
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When can I have a feminine robot body
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>>34455812
Just a character from an old school called Yu Yu Hakusho.
I always thought she pretty cool. She feels like a "damaged" character done right, which is especially surprisingly given that she appears in a Shounen targeting younger audience, and that one of the main cast, who she becomes close to, shared a similar past, but became a massive edgelord instead. Her appearance is also pretty sweet. She looks deformed and creepy without being ugly. The weird skin on the left side of her body is supposed to be scar tissue from where she poured acid over herself in order to make herself look less desirable to her captor, and her cybernetic limbs are there to replace her melted muscles. On top of all this, her name is very well chosen. It's neither ugly or overly sweet, but rather sounds like the name attributed to a introverted, intelligent and slightly down to earth androgynous person.
Overall, an enjoyable character.
Any robots experience this odd phenomenon? Post your story's
Last night was the most peculiar night of my life.
>4:AM
>can't sleep because blocked nose
>laying on my back allows me to breath properly
>fall into sleep paralysis
>realize this, try to stay calm
>somethings on top of me, planking
>keep my eyes closed to prevent getting any more scared
>it says it's hear to protect me
>begins smooching my face on the lips and chin
>gross as fuck
>silent, keep eyes closed
>with my superior knowledge on the subject I decide to try to turn this situation to my favor
>read online that you could ask the hallucination to take you into a lucid dream
>ask
>5 seconds later and all it says is "shhh, shhhh"
>situation was already too personal for my liking
>open my eyes a little
>the only image I could perceive of the thing was a shadowy face that looked like a shield (like the type you see in crappy mangas) with a thin neck and spiky hair, giving
me the impression it was male
>ohgod.JPEG
>done humoring it, use all will power to move fingers and wake myself up
>phew
>go back to sleep and experience an array of wired ass fucked up dreams that I struggled to stay lucid in.
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>wake up in a cycle of waking up and falling back to sleep
>mind keeps jumping in and out of a nightmare
>switching between running from those ganky guys from Ds2 and trying to jerk my body out of it all while feeling like I'm being crushed.
Ive had a few others like that, not too nice, your one sounds like it'd be enjoyable if it was a girl though, another thing I hope will happen to me I guess.
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>>34455665
You were visited by a gay Incubus.
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yep, i had them starting when i was around 8-10 and continued into my early teens
since i was really into aliens when they started i thought i was being abducted, really scary shit for a kid. apparently it's pretty common for people who experience to think the same thing
i'm pretty sure it's where my sleep problems started
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to start off, i am NOT accepting help from chads. i need help from those with professional experience. i recently went to the doctor and was told that my body-mass index was under 17, and that i really need to gain some weight to be considered "healthy". problem is, i've been like this my whole life. i just can't seem to gain weight. it's extremely embarrassing to me. i need to gain weight and i need to do it fast, so what's the best diet plan? i'm 6'1" and weight 121 pounds if that helps any. pic somewhat related as it is my end-goal.
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>>34455604
Male or female?
Fellow skelly here. People will just tell you "i dunno just eat a lot lol xD". It doesn't work that way, you just can't force yourself to eat more if you just can't take more food down your throat. Your best bet would be taking appetite stimulants and/or weed coupled with supplements that have more calories.
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whole milk, ice cream, banana, tasty smoothie right before you go to bed so your body absorbs all of the delicious nutrients.
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>>34455604
>pic somewhat related as it is my end-goal.
are you fucking stupid