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cars are nice meme

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Toyota supra 1987.
Has something nice to it desu

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Don't have one, I like a lot of cars and I've never liked having to rank some things over others for arbitrary reasons, like "what's your top ten movies of all time?".

I think I'll try to get a Three Wheeler in the next year or two, and I think and I'd also have one if I was rich and could have any other car too, so I guess it sort of counts as a 'dream car' although it isn't very expensive or unique.

We're out here, we are just silent like a sleeping giant

>>34456370
The crazier the louder.
Plus "give a man a mask and he will reveal his true self" or something like this.

Most people don't have the balls to say IRL what they say online. If they do talk about that stuff, it's only with their close friends which is why you don't hear it.

>>34456327
>Have you ever been hit on by an older girl before?
No, i've never been hit on by any girl fucking period.
>NEET, so I have no opportunities to meet/interact with women and get a "oneitis"
>Shutin, so I know literally no women besides my mom+grandma; am not able to "orbit" anyone
Am I the only TruRobot left on /r9k/?

i lived with a girl four years older than me that i met online for half a year.

Drunk latina in her late thirties said I "look great," but then walked away.

>>/fit/
niggeroni

>>34456292
>gym

normie get out

>>34456292
>going to the gym


Please fuck off to /fit/ and don't come back.

>>34456290
Xanax is far better than weed. If you smoke weed after highschool you're probably a nigger or a loser.

>>34456290
>tl;dr can't smoke weed, what in the hell do I do with my money?
Why do you need to do anything with your money? Just save it and buy some land when you have enough.

>>34456324
If you take xanax you're probably a liberal tumblrina or a liberal hipster

>>34456287
i was just thinking about making this thread so im probably a pokemon with high special attack

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DUGGED.COM

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>>34456312
this is me origami senpai

I think you must be yourself!!!!!

>>34456266
The thing that all funny people have in common is that they are cruel. Sometimes they turn this cruelty towards others, sometimes towards themselves.

>>34456266
you're doing it right OP most normies can't understand humor thats more complex than this.
>made a pun about this guy at school being a virgin
>big laugh from the normies
>they will never know that i too am a 22 yo khv

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Who is this supposed to be hurting? You?

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>>34456261
>normie is behind you
>you spray your windshield, which is on the front of you with piss

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my current piss jug.

feels good.

Last night I dreamed America was getting invaded, I was on a beach with family and saw planes getting shot down overhead

Stuff happened...
Stuff happened...

Then somehow it turned into a bisexual orgy, but not with my family, I'm not a degenerate

I had a dream once that someone broke in to my house and instead of robbing me blind 5hey came into on my room and beat me to death, worst part is that I could feel every single sensation

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Whenever I start thinking about a qt girl I see, and obsess over her I'll have dreams frequently about her. Some of them good, some bad. I also just have different odd dreams, never anything extreme just weird events that relate to what is going on in my life.

>>34456112
Yes
Yes, I marked her as my territory
idk lol

>>34456112
>Plus you can just cum more on her face.
I thought humans were supposed to be above animals. Also robots are virgins, leave normalfag.

>>34456112
wow this honestly made me feel bad for cutfags for once.......
SIIIIIIIIIIIKE :^)

>>34456077
To be honest, that dog isn't a chad dog. It's a rather ugly hair color and his pattern is rather ugly.

>>34456095
>feeling this threatened by Chad Thunderpaw

>>34456160
>not "Sparky Thunderknot"
apply yourself

roastie cunt I wanna punch your face

also first

Come on, roastie. You know the rules..
Tits or get the fuck out.

I got drunk last night and bought a Moldovian a steam game so that was cool.

how does it feel to be cuckcest'd?

>>34456041
kek, literal cuck

>>34456199
>>34456224
>implying what mommy gives me is the same as what my GF gives me

First non-marijuana drug was magic mushrooms. But it's not a very interesting story either.

>Start getting high
>Get fixated on the differences in height between different flat surfaces in the apartment (coffee table, TV stand, countertop, floor, etc)
>Notice that all my behaviors were nested loops
>Effects are still kicking in
>Start to forget everything I know
>Freak out thinking that I was going to forget who my family was and how to speak English
>Existential crisis
>Sweat into the sink
>Pass out

And that's how I became so self conscious about all my ticks and habits that I deleted my personality.

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>>34456025
beside weed, ketamine, still my fav drug of 35. The K-hole is the most amazing thing I have ever lived. It is comfy. Also had the biggest body euphoria I have ever had, much more than H, more than epd rush IV, but for hours. I had incredible hallucinations.

Man I love K. I directly started IM. Did it with a 22G needle because I didn't knew they were different size when I bought them online. I was in a tunnel, had different south park character talk to me, went inside my own brain...
I loved it.

No thanks if I wanted to buy normal drugs I would use Dream Market, but RC's are more interesting, and cheaper, and less scams.

I am preparing to binge on some ethylphenidate (stimulant related to ritalin, but more recreational). The rush is fucking crazy, and I took some magnesium for side effects. Plus I have some beers, and the last puff of my cannabinoid e-juice to smooth the anxiety.

Then in about 3-4 needles I'll take some anthistaminic to sleep, which works better than benzo (which I hate).

Have a good night and stay high o/

Most of my stories with other drugs are blackouts, but I smoked salvia once and dreamed there was a huge flood and I died. It was pretty amazing.

>>34456016
>Who bald with a baby face
Grow a beard.

>manlet
>beardlet
>bald
>receded chin
who /never had a chance/ here?

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>>34456016
thats a good look though. everyone knows that boys that look like that age really well.