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Why the fuck is this shit becoming so common?

It drives me up the wall.
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>>34457201
t.butthurt fag that thinks he's entitled to women
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Who gives a shit what a bunch of whores are doing
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>>34457201
It's because white boys are weak and pathetic, in every way, shape and form they are beaten by black men.

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My co-worker keeps hitting on me. We are both guys and he's super gay. I have told him to knock it off and he keeps telling me he's joking. I'm getting super uncomfortable, what do I do?
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Go to hr for sexual harassment.
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>>34457149

two words. American Psycho.

Do it, Patrick. Do it.
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>>34457163
reporting a homo for sexual harassment is like reporting a woman for it in the current year

you will legit get laughed at

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all i did today was do homework and workout

im so lonely
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>>34457082
Someone post that image, you know the one

>Lonely Women:
>>just kill me now, Stacy got 200 likes on her facebook selfie and I only got 50

>Lonely Man:
>>I haven't talked to another human being in 3 years
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>>34457082

IE forgot about normie shit and worked on yourself. Good work op.

Also this is practically my entire life right now too
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>>34457082
sounds like a productive day tbqh

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Would it be a bad idea to go to Atlanta with like a grand to try and start a new life in a big city
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>>34456994

>a grand

unless you have a well paid job set up and a place to stay, the answer is no.
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>>34456994
>Would it be a bad idea to go to Atlanta

Yes.
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>>34456994
Yeah that'll last you a couple weeks max.

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Fell for the tinder boost meme and ended up getting more matches in the 30 minute boost than I would get in a month. The problem now is I don't know what to say to any of the women. I've tried to be funny and witty, but it keeps backfiring.
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>>34456879

How does boost even work? I get matched with girls with the boost icon that I know 1) i didn't swipe on during the boost session (recall some rly qt girls i swiped on the day before) and 2) i get matches from boost days after the boost ended
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>>34456879
Also the original pic is related. It's 20 of about 300 tinder matches I have.

Dumping previous conversations showing how they go wrong.
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>>34456926
I believe it shows your profile to women who are currently swiping

>>34456934

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How do we stop the sissification of young white males?
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We don't. We need to encourage it.
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tfw no qt trap gf whose butt i can ruin
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>>34456868

but only those who have potential to pass

the rest needs to be gassed

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Is going gay a good way to lose your virginity?
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>>34456845
OP is a massive faggot as always.
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Top or bottom oniichan?
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>>34456845
>tfw all cute boys secretly want to get BLACKED
ITS
NOT
FAIR

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ITS FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHAFUCKAS

WHAT ARE YA
>PLAYAN

>WATCHAN

>LISTENAN

>EATAN

>DRINKAN

>FAPPAN

>FEELAN
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>>34456832
>>PLAYAN

nothing

>WATCHAN

beyond scared straight

>LISTENAN

nothing

>EATAN

I had a turkey sandwich earlier

>DRINKAN

i don't drink

>FAPPAN

jerked it to gay porn earlier

>FEELAN

like shit
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>>34456832
>PLAYAN

War Thunder

>WATCHAN

Found footage horror

>LISTENAN

Alkaline Trio - Armageddon

>EATAN

German version of a burrito

>DRINKAN

red wine

>FAPPAN

already done

>FEELAN

good cause I don't have to work tomorrow
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>hotline miami 2
>evangelion
>hotline soundtrack
>chinese food
>bepsi
>feminine dicks
>comfy

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Any femanons here from Texas that want a bf? Houston area here, looking for r9k irl waifu

Don't really care what you look like, just need someone to love me
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You can't be a robot if you live in Houston, DFW, or Austin
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>>34456900

I'm in the outer suburbs man
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>>34456961
>I'm in the outer suburbs man
You still cant be a robot if you can be in a large fucking metropolis after a 30 minute drive on the interstate fucking normaltexan GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD RRREEEEEE

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>one chance at life
>born with balding genes

Hairfags have no business calling themselves robots. If you have hair you have no idea what hell is.

>just shave your head bro XD

I do and you know what? Everybody thinks I'm some autistic neo nazi creep.
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>had a Jude Law tier hairline before I was 19

Just fucking end me to be honest
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>even mom and dad make fun of me for being bald at such a young age

>they literally gave me my genes and they still make fun of me
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Where are my /bald bros/ desu

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>walk into hospital ward
>see her waiting for you

what do?
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>>34456715

stop making these threads, I'd rather see more trap and cuck threads than these
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Take a picture and upload it to 4chan.
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Please stop making these threads.

That's a very strange and unfortunate condition, but I guess it could be worse. A mastectomy will be enough. Better to lose breasts than life.

Also, sage.

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How do I stop wanting to be a girl
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have sex

orig
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>>34456730
I've had sex with girls and it actually feels awful and make me want to be a girl even more
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>>34456699
You don't anon.

Oriel ganoo

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>finally find decent anon from /r9k/ to talk to
>he kills himself three days later
wew, guess it's back to square one for me.
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join him

original content
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>>34456687
You're looking in the wrong place for stable people.
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>>34456687
g- dam whut didju telling that pour lad

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WHAT THE FUCK.

Okay guys, I fucking hate this planet. Years and years I have spend living as an average guy, believing that there was still a bit of hope on this godforsaken planet. But there isn't.

I am not ugly but I don't look good either, I am not skinny but I am certainly not muscled either, I am smart but not brilliant. I did have girlfriends (not as robot as some of you guys), but today I had the realization that girls only fucking like muscled hot guys to fuck 'em all day instead of average looking nice guys that love them and take care of them.

I just found out that a childhood friend (female, short, blonde, smart, sweet) is in a relationship with the biggest dick (read: hot AF, muscled and looking 25 while 18 because beard and basically fucked every girl in his year)... It was that kind of girl that was a bit nerdy but looked good, but probably wouldn't get a boyfriend before her 20th... And now she's fucking some guy solely because he is hot, muscled and probably fucks good.

I am so fucking done with trying at life, see ya on the other end, I'm going to go for being a monk in the hills of shittons. Cya robots.
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>>34456496
Welcome to Earth, my friend.
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>>34456496
where you living at?
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>>34456496
i HATE normiees

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I like gay guys personalities and mannerisms, but I'm only attracted to females. What should I do?
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>>34456461
Why do you need to do anything?
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>>34456547
Because I want to start dating, but women are boring after sex.
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>>34456461
What do you like about their personalities and mannerisms?

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