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Yes... It is time to get romantic

>>38979444
Time to get romantic, yes indeed, that's for sure

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SPACE RUNAWAYY IDEOON
IDEONN
comfiest OP ever

>>38979237
most mma fighters are short because they have higher endurance, that doesnt mean they are are stronger. mcgregor would ge his rectum reshaped if he fought someone the size of anderson silva, and thats a fact we manletz have to realize. even though we get some advanteges, fighting is not one of them. we do live longer so guess thats a thing.

>>38980065
Bone/muscle density matters.

>>38979237
You might be good at some sports with dedication but being a manlet still makes you a genetic wreck and female instinct knows this. A woman wants a man who can protect her.

>>38979158
Can you tell me some health repercussions of being a virgin?

>>38979553
denial of health repercussions

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>>38979158
>implying I have any control over it
Never had a chance in high school. My odds aren't much different now.

What's LINE?

>>38979135
Texting app that a lot of Asians and weebs use.

>>38979118
Asian girls are gold diggers. If you make 60k/year, that adds 2 inches to your height.

>tfw only child
Having an older sister would probably just cause me a lot of embarrassment

Huggies and lovies

Protecting you from being bullied and forcing you to play dress up.

>>38978911
You need a good face and frame first of all, but a woman would prefer a fit guy wearing a plain t-shirt and jeans over some fag women's outfit like the one you posted
That guy has good facial structure but looks like an effeminate queer
If you have a good face, are decently tall and aren't a disgusting skinny skellyfag you could just wear a plain shirt and gym shorts and not even think about "fashion"

>>38978992
>plain t-shirt and jeans
That's all I wear and I never heard a woman complain about my clothes. They see me and they instantly know I could princess carry their drunk ass all the way back their bed, that's enough.

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>>38978992

But can just being fashionable overcome having muscles at all? Does it even matter if you dont have an attractive face?

>>38978766
it's because of obesity, you donut, big tits on fat women don't count

More like women are getting fatter

Either that or it's the rise in estrogen, which, while good for women is really terrible for men

It's because they're all morbidly obese, dumbass.

>>38978753
>People actually watch this piece of shit
His content of fucking garbage. He can only talk about how fucking fat he is.

He once said that he lost 40 lbs and still was like 350 lbs, but after that "it was impossible to lose any more weight", which is bs ofcourse. He lacks self discipline and doesnt want to admit it.

>>38978753
If it were that easy don't you think they wouldn't be fat in the first place?

>>38978753
he had a bariatric surgery a couple of days ago.
If he doesn't fuck up (in a very major way) he'll lose his weight.

>>38978728
I'd probably join up with a white nationalist gang for protection if I went to jail to avoid this desu.

Remember the times when you could go to prison without having to join a gang to survive?

I made myself the bitch since elementary school for protection.

>>38978708
That's how I feel too. I miss having bros

Friends get married and abandon you. You're suppose to do the same. It is a sad truth of life.

>>38978708
Most "friends" leave you too. Face it anon we're meant to be alone.

>>38978611
I'm doing the exact opposite of this. I'm training myself to cum without masturbating, no anal or other gay shit either. It's really good.

>>38978611
Well it give me the motivation and grit to get good at things I wanna get good at? How long do I "NoCum" for?

>>38978808
Also interested in this, I want to improve in some aspects of my life and wondering if NoCum is a meme or not. But the length is the question, this is no easy task.

Because if I wanted to die for the cause of religious terrorists, I'd rather pick ISIS than you kikes.

>>38978688
Those pics are from ukraine. Did you think this thread was the usual JIDF spam?

>>38978589
sorry ladies, i'm ukie spetsnaz
*takes out PMM and mozambique drills both of them*
heh... stupid novorossiya whores, when will they learn?

>>38978394
I want to try that

>>38978394
I wish I had gloves to do that

I have a body pillow that I cuddle with. Though it's not one of those with an anime picture though, just a grey cover.

It's probably for their own good to a certain extent. The internet is no place for children. Definitely not ones who are going to mug their phone camera and blab about where they live, where they go to school, how old they are etc. If you can share them off before pedos get to them then you're doing them a favor.

that was a really fun passtime on Justin.tv.
i discovered i'm wayyyyy too good at trolling online, i've been doing it since i was like 10 years old, AOL chat days, geocities guestbook days.

it's soooooo easy to get their attention because everyone else is white knighting for them.
all you have to do is lurk, find a flaw, then go for their throat.
also if you type really fast it throws people off, i'm talking like 120 WPM.

>>38978274
is a shit hobby.
don't waste your time hating on your fellow men and women.

a board can't have a verdict on something. surprisingly an anonymous imageboard attracts people from all walks of life with different opinions

>>38978098
Dangerous. It's cool or lame depending on your social circle and geographic location.

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>>38978098
Don't do it. I started when I was 13 for the "cool kid" meme. Now I'm 25 with shitty breathing and I'm still a loser.