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I'm dressed up like a girl
I've got a prostate massager in my ass
I've got a chastity cage on
It feels like i'm having female orgasms... like 10 so far, as i ride this thing up my ass.
what am i gay, bi, trans?
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i feel so cute ^.^
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You're a degenerate.
xxxoreganoxxx
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>>34458276
>You're a degenerate.
t-thank u senpai
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Friday afternoon robot vidya thread.
What vidya are you consuming? What vidya do you plan on consuming? Post in here for all your vidya related discussions.
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Probably gonna fall asleep playing Final Fantasy Tactics
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>>34458243
>tactics
best ff in my opinion
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>>34458207
>Alright that cool
Tfw when you where born right when thrid strike came out and you will never experience the arcades scene fgc.
your race height dick size and even face arent nearly as important if you want a gf as changing your fucked up worldview thats been warped by women hate and manlet threads.
prove me wrong
>protip:you cant
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>>34458102
>your race height dick size and even face arent nearly as important
stopped right there
off yourself
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>>34458102
>race-depends where you live and what you're into
>height-can't be shorter than 5'9"
>dick size- just be average/above average
>face-average/above average
And also
Don't be an autist.
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>>34458102
>pants
>slightly loosened belt
>proportional dick
Is that textbook-Jewery I see there?
Just saw a guy get stabbed in McDonald's. I collect orbiters and read manga for a living.
Ask me anything.
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>>34458023
greentext the stabbing pls
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Are you a girl or a tranny who posts anime girls?
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>>34458060
>group of kids run in
>lotsa noise
>one gets stabbed between the kidneys
>kids run out
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>objectively 8/10
>no brown haired thick eyebrow blue eyed 6'0" /fit/ liberally Mormon wife
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>>34458006
how can a rating be objective?
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>>34458036
How can anything be objective?
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>>34458046
By being independent from a subject.
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>lost my only friend today because she started to like some Chad and she doesn't want to make him mad by talking with other guys
Jesus christ you stupid bitch I never wanted more than just friendship. Don't you ever fall for the female friend meme anons.
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>>34457999
>being friends with girls
Ahahahaha serves you right fag
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>>34457999
>being friends with girIs
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>>34457999
>being friends with girls
Anon you have fucked up.
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>Always used youtube as a way to save all my favorite songs since 2009
>Pretty much 400 videos I liked are song I liked at some point of my life
>Decide to check what I was listening to in the past
>Every song is bound to some memory and now I feel like crying remembering the good times
Jesus I shouldnt be nostalgic about this. Im not even THAT old....
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>>34457986
Fuck I know that feel. I do the exact same thing.
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>>34457986
There is absolutely nothing wrong with Nostalgia and obsessing over the past good times.
One day, you'll be happy, and you won't feel nostalgic anymore because you won't need to.
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can you share it pls?
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who else here psycho?
http://psymed.info/psychopath-test
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lol, wtf is this?
originallity+
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no but apparently i have APD lolim pretty sure everyone who takes that test "has" it
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>>34457925
no psycho-pathic but ive been psycho-tic.
am i welcome?
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>So you think you can make me cum?
>Well, show me what you got!
How do you react?
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this is an awful thread and you should feel bad for posting it
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>>34457910
Prematurely ejaculate
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>>34457910
I sage in all fields originally
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How many calories does a Subway sandwich has? I'm tryna losing weight so I can't eat too much fat nor carbohydrates
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>>34457878
I guess it depends on the sandwich
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>>34457878
Footlongs very easily get past 1000+ calories.
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Literally google it and stop wasting money on shitway.
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Some asshole hacked my computer, and now uses photos and keylogs obtained to bully me on r9k. Some of you guys are good at computers- can anyone help me protect my stuff? I have encrypted my phone and tablet and use a proxy, but the bullying/stalking continues. If I could be sure my computer/tablet/phone wasn't infected I would leave r9k and be the better for it, I think. Tired of being stalked by anon.
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Sure dude, no worries.
Backtracing his ip as we speak, and I'll be into his mainframe shortly.
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>>34457870
Jokes aside, it's no fun being stalked and I'm no good with computers. Can anyone actually help?
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>>34457841
Explain more.
Originalihdh
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>tfw 1 day sober
>tfw its a friday night
>tfw the urge to drink will become overwhelming soon
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>>34457807
Vidya. Bubble gum. Porn. Music. Play instrument. Shitpost.
Cycle through those.
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Fill up on food and water so drinkingll be pointless and only mak3 you feel like shit
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>>34457807
This is why you abstain from Mon-Fri.
Then you have the means to celebrate another victory over the cruel mistress of alcohol.
Thus the cycle begins anew.
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Stop molesting your male dogs fembots
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That reminds me.
>buy more peanut butter
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>>34457695
Why? People have been doing it for thousands of years?!?!
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>>34457695
when ever i see a single women with a large dog i just assume she's letting the dog fuck her
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>fat and alone on a Friday night
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>>34457672
>in shape and alone on a Friday night
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>starve most days
>drink like a fish
>still getting fatter
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>skinnyfat and alone on a Friday night
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I would love you for ever and ever if you find me a 5 hour version of the main riff of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5LT6uZ8dKk
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>>34457662
that has a dick doesn't it...
oranguru
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your song has 3k views
if you want a 5 hour repeat you're gonna have to do it yourself
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>>34457719
>your song
under age b8?
this song is god tier straight from the 90s