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>i asked her out and she said she said yes
Can i stay?
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>>34459767
NO GET OUT NORMAL FAG GET OUT NOW REEEEEEEEE
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only because I saved that picture...
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>>34459767
LEAVE THIS PLACE AND SHOW THAT GIRL A GOOD TIME WHILE ENJOYING YOURSELVES AND EACH OTHER CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING NORMAN
REEEEEE
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>21 years old
>still mentally the same that I was at 16
how the hell do I grow up?
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>>34459758
>how the hell do I grow up?
Grow up.
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>>34459773
How, sway? You ain't got the answers, man.
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>implying anyone "grows up"
nigger everyone is still stuck in high school forever. very few people ever grow post high school
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>he uses lime wire
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>tfw used to use bearshare
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I used to and so did you. Don't act like you didn't.
>tfw p2p got cucked in the middle of the 00's
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>tfw downloaded this song way back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6tqn7uhYKk
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Shit Normies Do Thread 2017-01-28 12:30:40 Post No.34459713
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You go from quiet and type-b personality to assertive alpha mode and people start calling you "scary", that's what I've learned from these fucking people.
>be a yuge beta, 6'3" but softspoken
>manager is a 5'4" pissant with napolean syndrome
>makes a habit of shit-talking everyone in his vicinity for any reason
>one day, whilst working the dishpit, i veer off to go get a mop or some shit, i forget exactly wat
>he comes over and sees still-dirty dishes
>"Whoever cleaned these dishes is fuckin' stupid! Anon! Did you do that shit?!"
>fucking explode on his little monkey ass
>seriously krack a fucking toa
>basically told him he doesn't get to call me fuckin' stupid in front of all my co-workers
>also said he should calm his little ass down before i put it in it's place
>he gets all quiet and puts his face down and away from me
>everybody saw
>leave work
>come back the next day
>rumors flow like water in that fucking place
>apparently he is now actively avoiding me because he's scared
>supervisor finds out about the big bad broad-shouldered tall asshole that shouted at people for no reason
And that's how I got the "scary guy" rep in the kitchen. Previously quiet and softspoken but one incident's landed me here.
Fuck, do they really expect somebody to just stand there and take it? Why would you give someone THAT much shit and then act surprised when you get shouted down?
Have they no concept of cause and effect?
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Whatever, you turbo sperg. Just because you're big doesn't mean that threathening people with violence is alpha behaviour. Being known as an unstable brute might intimidate people, but it's not going to get you any friends or respect. I think a more stoic approach is better suited for big guys. There should be nothing in the world anyone could say to you that upsets you to the point of losing your temper, be above (literally) some manlet trying to get to you.
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>>34459990
That's the thing though, I'm normally quiet and slow to anger. But you can only poke a good dog so many times before it snaps at you.
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>>34459713
>>34460042
You sound like an autist with an attitude problem who bottles everything up and spergs out when people call him out on his shit
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Why do you want to kill yourself tonight ?
Post your feels.
Also, what do you think is the quickest way to kys ? I though about a bullet to the skull, butI can't get any guns in here
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I'll never know who i am, i'm just a shell of a human that finds everything to be boring. Nothing will excite me unless it involves people getting hurt, not that i'd be able to care about those people anyway.
As for the quickest way to die, i'd say jumping off a really tall roof, on impact you should be able to die immediatly. Or snaping your neck.
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>>34459811
>Nothing will excite me unless it involves people getting hurt
I feel the same, Anon. This is one of the only things I'll ever feel, along with hate, anger, but also emptiness, fucking void. I wish to purge this world, including myself. Global reset. I don't see the point in life.
Jumping from a height could work, I would just need to figure out how to get on the roof of the highest building(s) of my city.
When thinking about suicide, I always think about taking people with me, something like a mass rampage. But as I said, no guns. No fun allowed.
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>>34459702
This is the most horrific gif I have ever seen.
Life plays a wicked game on me as I'm 20 years old and still single with no friends, well at least I have pic related to help me get through this lonely Friday night.
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>>34459694
what game?
Originallo
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>>34459750
I would but non-ASCII text allowed
Oreginoro
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>>34459694
Just beeeeee yourself anon, beee yourself. It's simple.
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>people are going crazy
>saying he's a lunatic
He hasn't said anything wrong.
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he's only been in office for a week and he's pissing everyone off.
Fucking pace yourself. I can't wait until his policies fail and we go back to grope-gait
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>>34459689
>He hasn't said anything wrong.
Ahhh yes I'm sure this is 100 percent true.
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>>34459712
I meant this rant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKEz7_TlTZA
>see qt at work
>suddenly want to improve myself
>tfw it's too late
anyone else have this feel?
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>>34459685
>>see qt
>>suddenly want to improve myself
Every time.
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>>34459685
How is it too late,famalam?
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>See woman at work who makes all other women look worse.
>Start lifting
>Start reading more
>She says hello to me once, now a few weeks ago
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I wish I was a girl so it would be socially acceptable to shave my legs
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>>34459616
Just do it no one cares what you do
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>>34459616
join a swim team
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I do shave my legs once in a while, no one actually care, because I don't have any friends
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sup robots, i've decided to kill myself and i'm looking for the least painful way to do it. how much of this shit would i need to smoke to OD peacefully?
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>>34459608
1 blunt
t. pothead
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Just 5 tons in 15 mins should be easy enough
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>>34459608
I'm gonna kill myself.
>Wrong, go outside fag.
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>tfw you weren't born 100yrs into the future, where VR is perfected and you can have sex with your waifu
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VR is getting pretty good though
at least we weren't born 100 years into the past, where VR was a distant fantasy
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>>34459519
Why not just fuck your gf
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>>34459566
haha you funny boy
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Flip off your cat thread?
Flip off your cat thread
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>le feel when no gf
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>>34459450
>flipping off my only friend
Fuck you faggot; slit your wrist and take a bath
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>having a cat
spotted the beta cuck
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ITT I be nice to you for a bit and mean it. I am sure you can take some time out of being mean each other to be light hearted for a few minutes.
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be nice to me then
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if you knew me well, you'd never be nice to me
so any casual, anonymous respect is meaningless, ephemeral nonsense
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>>34459734
Ok,so,how are you? Anything you would like to get off your mind?
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>tfw you will never have a big cock
>a girl will never pull down your pants, gasp and look at your huge cock with big eyes in complete disbelief
>you will never fuck a girl with your big dick until she cries and begs you to go deeper
>you will never be the ex with the big cock she tells her boyfriend not to worry about who will feel deeply insecure and intimidated for the rest of their relationship
Why even live?
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>mfw my hand will never hold a bigger cock
>i can always pull down my pants and bask in my attractive body
>i can always fuck my hand as hard or softly as I want
>i will never have to worry about being or having an ex
Why not live?
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>>34459330
feels horrible man
i hate my dick
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>>34459330
I will after the jelqing gains kick in :)
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Stop clinging to desire
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>inb4 anti-Buddhist autist
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>>34459310
Stop clinging to nothing.
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Silly goyim, the true path to enlightenment lies only in the Talmud.