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Disclaimer: this is not a "le us 00s kids amirite" thread, just a comfy thread where we can discuss the early to mid noughties and nostalgia pertaining to them.

I'll start us with the best cereal to have ever graced us back in the day.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9s1ltPGQOo
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>>34460172
Any one else remember this bad boy?
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I mained roy

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Fembots, how yould you love a guy that had anothe guys cum on his face
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>>34460164
That's pretty disgusting honestly but I don't think I would call it a deal breaker. Definitely be sure they've been tested though.
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>>34460164
He'd never have a chance unless he was stealthed gay chad

Really triggers the psychological appetite
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>>34460249
>>34460210
how's it living with a mind set of patriarchal woman?

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Rose bread
Come here rosebud


She's pregnant,
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give me attention pls ;_;
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>>34460423
>give me attention pls ;_;
;_; oregano
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>pregnant

Give proofs or fuck off.

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Any robots experience VR porn? Is it as good as they say?
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>NEET
>suddenly came into a couple thousand bucks
>was around the time Honey Select came out
>every night for like 2 weeks I was pacing back and forth in my room and the checkout for a Vive after stopping mid fap
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Don't do this if you live with others. Also don't do it if you don't have motion sensors to alert of robbers stealing your stuff while you're using VR porn. Also close the window curtains and cover the window with a huge blanket.
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>>34460140
post more vr OP i love this

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WHOS GONNA MEET ME AT THE DAMN MCDONALDS NIGHT!!
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me
oreganolelio
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me origamioloi
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>>34460131
the what with the what now?

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who here /hated/?

no friends, never had a gf, go to work everyday and coworkers are standoffish. get off work dad was supposed to pick me up doesn't so have to walk about two miles home after working 10 hrs phsyical labor, one coworker that i worked with that day just breezes on by me.

my day literally consists of going to work, coming home alone going onto thei nternet for a few hours hten waking up and repeating. i don't know what makes me unlikeable but it just seems people are mean to me for no reason. i all i try to do is the right thing but that isn't good enough to make friends or feel accepted these days ;-;
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>>34460065
having friends doesn't have to be the priority. what are some of your hobbies anon?
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>>34460065
>who here /hated/?

me ;_;
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try not being a gay cunt
try laughing and joking instead of being a sad cunt

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if im 6'3 and weigh 210 is that too much? im not chubby but im not muscular
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>>34460036
you could stand to lose a bit of weight or convert your weight to muscle mass. You're not bad but could definitely improve.
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No you aren't overweight
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You are slightly above weight according to a boi calculator.
About a 26.3 while 25 is the border of average weight.
However taking into account that the bmi calculator was made in the literal 1830s, and so doesn't take into account TOFI or thin on the outside fat on the inside which affects 1/3rd of skinny Americans.
You may also be big boned, but overall losing a few pounds by working out, taking protein, and limiting sugar will surely help alongside your height.

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There are people who unironically try to start a realtionship with the genderly nigger.
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bump saddsaasksadkjdkadjs
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>>34459992
Well I'm certainly not dating my own gender since I'm not a faggot.
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>>34460364
A world where you can only be with faggots and niggers... how scary.

Throughout your entire time on this website, you have been talking to one person. I am one person with a huge number of laptops and phones around me, and I have been making every thread that isn't yours and every post that isn't yours. I have been using various computer programs to assist me in this process. And I will continue to do so in this thread and in every thread and post to come, every single one that isn't yours. It's just you and me.
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>>34459981
WiII you be my friend?
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Have sex, Carter.
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nobody ever cared about me that much
i love you anon :')

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>tfw your mom thinks you're gay
>can honestly say that i'm not
>just a fucking loser who literally cannot get any women in to me

is there a worse feel than this?
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>>34459943
>who literally cannot get any women in to me

You're supposed to go in them dude
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>>34459943
>tfw my mommy loves me unconditionally
>tfw she doesn`t expect me to get a gf or start a family despite marrying her first bf (my father)
>tfw accepts me being "special"
>tfw she only is slightly amused by my virgin status
It`s truly a great feeling to have my mommy be my mommy.
Share you mommy-related good feelings.
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>>34459943
Parents keep bugging me to hit on pretty young women when out in public
>they can't fathom why a 24 year old male with no job or college education that still lives with his parents wouldn't talk to a random girl he sees while out to dinner with his mommy and daddy

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Are Chads and Stacies really happy deep down inside or are they miserable just like me?
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If they were miserable like you they wouldn't be on 4chan on a Friday night
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>>34459934
You just cut me to my inner core, mine freund.
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they're happy and get tons of puss

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What can I do with a degree in pure/applied math?
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>>34459879
no idea pham, but the girl looking at her phone is a qt.
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>>34459879
>What can I do with a degree in pure/applied math?
Math
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>>34459879
become a quant, actuary, code monkey or teacher

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>that kid who wore a Minecraft hoodie to school everyday
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What is it with autistic kids and Minecraft?
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>Tfw you remember when minecraft was a mostly /v/ thing
>playing the minecraft demo
>playing alpha and beta
>because of cucks like me buying the game before it was finished notch just tokk the money and ran and never finished it and now the autistic child fanbase would cry if they improved it instead of adding more crap that does the same shit
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>that kid who Naruto ran to the cafeteria

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>get gf
>she broke up with me because I didn't spend time with her
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>>34459829
That happened to me in 3rd grade. She actually slapped me whenever she broke up with me, then slapped me again when she saw me a few weeks later.
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Same happened with me. It was partly that and that I didn't show emotion. I was probably depressing and boring too. It was the first time I had someone else in my life and I blew it because I didn't know how to handle it.
I understand it perfectly now and tried texting her a couple months after things ended, but she ghosted me
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This is why I want a fembot gf.
I need somebody who understands not being a very social person, understands sometimes you just want to be alone, and understands that not spending every waking moment with her doesn't mean I love her any less.

Especially at the start of the relationship.
I'm sure after a while I'd be fine with being together a lot of the time, but I'm not going to be able to jump from living alone for the past 6 years to being around somebody all the time, no matter how much I like them.

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Can someone here make a guide to being normal?

I'm not concerned about getting laid yet, just how to blend in for now. I have a Facebook but most people don't use that anymore. I have only 2 friends so I don't get messages ever, except from family. Most people are on their phones but the only website I really use is 4chan and I can't be on it in public. As a result, I am often sitting there doing nothing and looking awkward while everyone else is on their phone. I don't know what websites normal people go on. I watch skate videos and soccer but it doesn't really look natural. People ask me what I do all day and I don't even know how to reply, since all I do is play guitar like an autist.

I think my lack of social media is a huge problem, but I always thought it was dumb so I fell off from it all. When everyone else was creating and building their profiles I stayed out. Now I look like a weirdo for having no friends/followers and no pictures of myself that aren't with my family.

I also never got into pop culture or music. I rarely watch movies and never watch tv.

How do I blend in? I'm 20 btw
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>>34459821
[WARNING] Operation WoodPipe! #WhiteGenocide {ALERT}

Who's Behind this Post?

WoodPipe is a psychological manipulation operation to promote the brand of Dark skin black women, while enticing white men to date them to further reduce the American white population while increasing the black population.

Dark skin black women are behind this propaganda.

Strategies they use:

6. Starting thread with non related black women pictures

1. Black women Shill Post
2. Posing as white guys who likes black women
3. Stock Photos/wbem of fake qt dark skin black women


The goal of the Public Relations Campaign is to increase the percieved value of Dark black women, while enticing sexual desires in white men and normalizing relationship between dark skin black women and white men.

It's the reverse cuck psy-op...

-- About the Agenda --

Within the Black community is a concept called "Colorism" where the most undesirable women have darker skin complexions, and there's a growing rift between black women and black men, with animosity over the perception of black men choosing lighter skin women, racially ambiguous, mixed women and white women.

Disguntled dark skin "and usally Ugly" black women with low self-esteem have organized an underground activist movements (BWGTOW + Swirlers + Bleached) to make Dark Skin Black women appear more desirable/accepting/BASED to white men, while they pushes race mixing and White Genocide!

The Agenda falls into a subcategory of Social Justice Warriors with a Colorism/"Dark Skin" female feminist twist.

-- Groups that push the Agenda --
1. Swirlrs: https://youtu.be/fcr8Ea6wD5E
2. BWGTOW: https://youtu.be/UJgr8hiOL2A
3. Colorism: https://youtu.be/n4n3dDHUQoY

Terms they use:
*Colonized
*Bleach
*CUACED

Don't take the BAIT, 14/88
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>>34459886
I wish I got paid for shitposting and blog posting, anon, but I don't. You're pretty far out of touch if you truly think there's some kind of conspiracy behind my thread. I've been posting here for years and lurking even longer. I'm just a black guy and I post pictures of hot girls because it draws people's attention and makes them more likely to read or reply to my thread, even if it's only to ask for sauce.

Thanks for the bump, though
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I think snapchat and instagram are the current popular social media apps for normies right now.

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