>tfw constipated
Just kill me
Just kill me right fucking now
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>>34460628
What's wrong with being constipated? Pooping is gross, and wiping afterward is a hassle. Good for you on not having to poop anymore.
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>>34460652
It can get pretty bad. I remember one time after a long car ride I was so backed up I wanted to throw up and was in constant pain. When it finally came out it was a complete mess.
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>>34460628
boo fucking whoo faggot
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>first date
>finally get our first kiss out of the way towards the end of the evening
>tell her she's a pretty good kisser
>"Years of practice with my dog."
Now, the dog did pass away a couple weeks before this. Still though
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d'awwww she sounds autistic
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>>34460686
She probably was, looking back. I know for sure she had a pretty bad case of selective mutism.
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Sounds like she was joking. You sure you aren't the autistic one?
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What goes through your mind when you watch this?
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>>34460562
>What goes through your mind when you watch this?
I start (naively) wondering if women are capable of being anything other than memes
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>why is it upside down
>oh
>that's a large ass
>wow this is really really long and self-indulgent
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>>34460562
that one flo rida song starts playing
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Hey , robots
I know a lot of us here have anxiety
Tell us what causes your anxiety and how do you cope?
Me :
>dislike crowds but am forced to be in crowded rooms often
>eat banana
>feel a little better
I don't know why but bananas just make me feel good
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Where is "A deal is a deal" from?
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Stop shilling your shitty fucking shirts you autistic tranny.
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>dislike being around people
>remind myself they are deluded sheep of no consequence
>feel a little better
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Hayek is right. Bumperinos
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why not break some hearts
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We need soldiers, not little boys. The world has just started.
You guys aren't really into girls farting, right?
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God I hope you don't post more webmsplease
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>>34460565
Without sound? What are you, gay?
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>>34460492
No.I think it's disgusting.
But I'm really into girls shitting.
Japanese ones specifically, shitting into toilets.
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What music do you guys listen to? For what feels
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death metal
for the feel of relentless riffs
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Lo-fi
chill vibes
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>>34460672
i can't top this post so i won't even try
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>tfw banned from another all-you-can-eat buffet
If it's all I can eat then I'll eat all I can eat and if I want to pace myself and eat over a whole day that should be okay
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>>34460447
Look at the bright side anon, you're not banned from every all-you-can-eat buffet, you still have new ones to look forward to and be banned from, you can get banned from every single one. You can be famous, they will hate you.
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>>34460447
This is a sign that you need to stop eating. Happy, well-adjusted people don't get banned from buffets.
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>>34460530
>Happy, well-adjusted people don't get banned from buffets.
Yea they do, fuck off
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>tfw you don't have the rigor and drive required to get fit
>tfw the gym is a fucking awful place that blasts you with shit music 24/7
I just walked out in the middle of a set because I couldn't take it anymore, I've literally never done it before
I feel like all my hope just disappeared
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find a better gym. ymca is full of old people that don't do shit
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>>34460468
the gym is like 200 meters away, there are no alternatives, it doesn't even have anything to do with the clientele
and I don't feel like doing it anymore, the only time I ever got any real (but still really terrible) strength gains I got fucking fat, and I feel absolutely nothing from lifting except discomfort
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>>34460438
is your goal to bulk up or to lose weight? also you may be biting off more than you can chew. don't go hulk mode on the first couple days of working out desu.
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>5'9
>110 lbs
How do I eat more, I'm sick of being a skeleton lads but I hate eating food
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>>34460414
Just shove food into your stupid fucking mouth and shut the fuck up, it's not that hard
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>>34460432
When you're stomach is the size of a peanut and you hate most food it's pretty hard
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>5'11"
>175lbs
just eat
wow
so difficult to comprehend, I know
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I'm 1,78m (5' 10" for burgers).
Will a girl ever like me? I'm not ugly, I'm just a social retard. If I fixed that, could I find a girlfriend or would no girl like me because of my height?
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>>34460354
>be me
>be 5'4"
>be don't care about it
If I'm 6 inches shorter than you and I don't give a shit, then you must be a cuck
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>>34460354
You're tall enough. Assuming you're not in fact ugly as fuck then there's no reason for you not to have a girlfriend except for the fact that you're the kind of fuck who posts on /r9k/.
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Pretty normal height to be honest, I've seen hideous manlets dating cute grills. so as long your face is not a piece of shit you're fine and able to find fresh pussy
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How are you supposed to honestly diagnose your own face?
I feel like I'm missing something that's obvious, like I have a lazy eye or some shit, and no one will tell me.
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You're not supposed to diagnose your own face. You have biases and people tend to think that they are better looking then they are. You are also used to see yourself in the mirror. In other words you are usually used to see yourself inverted. The mirror you is not the you other people see.
My point is you need to get others to rate you.
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._.
ok
original
boriginal
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>>34460430
But how can I trust them? It's not like I can ask strangers or whatever, that's hella weird
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The Robot's Head 2017-01-28 01:03:19 Post No.34460281
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The Robot's Head
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The Robot's Head Pub is open for business tonight
currently drinking cheap rum and listening to black metal here https://synchtu be / r / TheRobotsHeadPub
post your poison, robots
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orange crush and oven pizza
whats your thoughts on cigarettes? i like one or two a day but if i smoke like three at a time i feel kinda sick for some reason
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>>34460281
I haven't seen you in ages, I haven't been here in ages cause r9k has turned to utter shit. The only good thing left is /britfeel/
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tfw i ate a 200 mg edible and it did nothing
>Go clubbing with normies from work
>First time
>Bar cut me off
>Because i had 10 shots of tequila, 3 jack daniels and coke, and a couple beers, and 2 vodkas
>Also nearly got into a fight and had to be dragged back by 3 people
>girls play hard to get
Clubs are fucking gay, you cant even drink or have fun. Fuck this normie place
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>>34460226
You sound like a fucking bad ass
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>>34460242
i just wanted to have fun
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>>34460358
OH WHOA ANON JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN
Anonymous
Hey guys I went on a date today 2017-01-28 01:00:37 Post No.34460225
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Hey guys I went on a date today
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Thanks 4Chan i started talking to her making a shitty trolling girls with comments thread but we actually met up today, it ended with a hug lol
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i like to see these windows into normie interaction as measurement of how far above them i have ascended
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>>34460225
Good for you.
It's time to upgrade from /r9k/ to maybe /hc/
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>>34460412
What are you fucking gay, the Jews say I'm not original