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Not now but I've been there before 100%.

I know it sucks

I'm doing literally nothing tomorrow, not sure whats worse

>>34463025
If I go to sleep now, it comes sooner. If I stay up later, I know I'll be more tired for it. There's no escape.

>>34463084
doing something

i wanna have sex with a pretty girl

>>34462459
the hottest part about it is that the tall chick looks proportional but in reality her assets are huuge

I just want a tall gf is that too much to ask as a manlet?

because i'm a human male and have little to no brain damage.

don't act like being gay or avoidant isn't retarded, egotistical or self entitled.

Lauren stop trying to be sexy. You arent sexy.

>>34462436
I believe all men and women should be equal. I'm down to go halfsies on a condom.

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>>34462427
anon posted her in another thread

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>>34462427
>>34462449
the op designated this thread for "qts" not trailer trash and tumblr sluts

pancakes are uniroincally qter

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No one loves Crispy anymore, they probably never did.

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>>34462370
Same, how do we escape this hell

can someone helpme out with this post?
>>34462316

>>34462370
Remember that there are people who love you and love who you are, my friend. The universe spins above your head every night, filled with countless worlds and untold life, and you're here right now to see it.

>>34462288
Chad doesn't talk with his girlfriend.
Chad only fucks his girlfriend.

Stop trying to win women with words, attraction is there or it isn't. Imagine how do male babbons relate to female baboons, they don't they just fuck each other.

>>34462331
This actually isn't true. We banter and poke fun at our girlfriends, moron. Chad isn't just a literal walking dick. Women are enthralled by Chad because he actually has a head on his shoulders AND is good looking. Stop trying to perpetuate this meme if you don't know anything about us.

OP, sometimes you don't need interesting shit to talk about. You just need to have the conversation flow. Poke fun, empathize, throw bants. You can easily communicate on here and goof off, why can't you do that IRL? It's because you're apply too much pressure on the situation. It most likely feels contrived. Relax and let it flow.

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>>34462288
>tfw no gf to talk about yume nikki with

>>34462284
asian traps are best traps

>>34462295
Ikr, we need to get him to show us the boypucci

>>34462284
>QT trap is streaming on YT. https://youtu.be/82dR45loutw
Bump originalie-y

>>34462272
I took my girlfriend's virginity

She was so fucking tight dude, now I can die happy having sex with a virgin

>>34462406
I'm very happy for you. Please wish me luck.

>>34462272
Not kidding here. There's been 4 times in my life total that I've had the chance to fuck a virgin.

Guess what happened each time I got close to almost getting with them? I beta'd out.

I want to kill myself just thinking about it. My standards were way too high at the time and looking back at it I really missed such a fucking great chance. I'm pathetic

>>34462150
Stop thinking about fighting unless you take up a sport, or god forbid you need self defense.
Fighting will get you arrested and you will be made a bitch if you continue to fight.
Go lift go run go read and go be creative and social.
Dont let people walk all over you but dont stick your chest out beating it like a Baffoon.
Any question? Push ups and crunchs for starting.

To be fair, when you're actually in a dangerous situation, your adrenaline kicks in, and you're fine.

>>34462232
I think the best thing to start with are squats. If you can make it through the horrible leg stiffness you will make it through every workout.

self shaming bump

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>>34462106
>PLAYAN
nothing

>WATCHEN
nothing

>LISTENAN
playlist on spotify

>EATAN
random junk food

>FAPPAN
nothing

>FEELAN
lost all hope, dont really care about anything. Getting close to becoming 100% apathetic

>>34462645
What happened man? Wanna talk about it?

Is sex actually good cardio or is that a meme

>>34462105
>Cardio

May as well not even hit the gym, never gonna make it

>>34462105
thats okay im not a big fan of the gym we could just skip to the cardio then

>>34462065
Knicks fan

Their tanking right now, they wanna give away Carmelo to the clips for nothing

>>34462065
sacrmaneto kangz

>>34462065
Hawks.

>tfw eternally irrelevant

I use the Predator technique.

>>34462009
Weed

Original von originality

>>34462009
That's how i used to do it in 7th/8th grade, i just ferociously rubbed my dick with my boxers on

>>34461969
Some tea and brown sugar.

>>34461969
the entire U2 discography

>>34461969
booze and fags lad

>>34461960
>is this what
you get

>>34461987
this is what i get when i mess with sadposting

karma
police
arrest this fag he posts in trips he
namefags like an aussie he's
like an attention whoooore