Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 10560. page

>>34463002
Get better parents, seriously.

>>34463053
I would if I was underage anon. Sadly, this is just the situation I have to deal with for the foreseeable future, until someone finally hires me for a new job, as the current one doesn't pay me enough to move out.

>>34463092
I hear ya. Moving out is definitely a good thing to do I think, I could barely stand spending time with my parents once I saw how good living away from home was. But yeah, make sure you have enough money.

>>34462961
You can't simply ask. You have to play their game. And if you fail, that's it. There's no other option.

This is why men kill themselves 5 times as much as women.

>>34463109
Aren't there girls as lonely and ugly as I am? Surely there's one that would settle for me.

>>34463415
>companionship
volunteer at pet shelter
>sex
hooker
>"girlfriend"
dating sims
>the full fucking thing, because you just HAVE to have it
mail-order bride

>>34462939
>What the fuck did I just get myself into guys?
You found yourself a job as a sissy boitoy for a bunch of sexy business doms. Lucky you!

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>>34463022
To be honest I'm surprise the manager interviewing me didn't notice my massive erection. But man the idea of being dominated by hot women age 25-40 is getting me going thanks a lot anon...

What's the job?

Originality

>>34462938
thanks for ruining my comfy night

>>34462938
i dont want to lol

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>>34462938
>You're going to wake up again tomorrow.
Nothing could make me happier.

3am is the devils hour, so I suggest you pick up.

Don't leave Satan hanging.

This >>34463542
Don't be rude

Make a thread about it

Borderline personality disorder is a "muh mental disorder", just an excuse for roastie cunts to try to justify their cuntiness.

>>34462895
Disagree. It's over diagnosed and often used as an excuse, but BPD is real. It has both an hereditary and epigenetic factor in my opinion/ The black and white split thinking is an actual pathology at the root of it. It can be cured.

I am still torn if DID is real.

>>34462868
Legitimate illnesses are the ones diagnosed by a respected professional and that require treatment/therapy.

The ones that are from reading a wikipedia article and saying "that's totally me," or diagnosed from some jackass who just wants to get you to pay for an adderall prescription are muh illness

>>34462832
>currently doing THAT again

>>34463048
what's your "that"

>>34462832
>have been doing THAT for so long I don't know how to stop myself from ruining my life with THAT

I wasn't in that thread but I just want to tell all anons, male or female, that I love you and i hope you're doing well

>>34462806
whipped faggot

you would never apologize to a man

fuck you

>>34463247
I would. I have no intentions of interacting or getting contacts of anyone. I just wanna apologize for that single thread.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who uses nhentai, I'm so sick of shitty pony panda.

https://nhentai.net/g/186120/

http://daftsex.com/watch/270057799_169968692

it was a little bit regretful afterwards

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>>34462775
I blow to this at least twice a day, every day..

Put them on your dildo to stimulate your prostate so you don't have to constantly wash the shit off it

>>34462767
>What should I do with them?
Check the expiration date probably

>>34462767
I guess sex is totally out of the question. If it's still wrapped, sell it on ebay.

his a actor he can have any personality he wants. i guess keep on trying to change your personality.

The character works because he is a rich genius billionaire or whatever in the film, but in contrast, he acts like a dry autistic monotone snarky cunt to everyone.
The contrast of these two qualities makes for a good foundation for a character.

If an average dude were to run around being a snarky cunt to everyone, he would just seem like a dick.
If someone who browses 4chan all day were to do it, it would be sad.

b urself :^)

>>34462765
>Molding himself after a fictional character

I regret to inform you that the autism is likely something you were born with

No. And I'd behead you and let maggots feast upon your faggy corpse

>>34462764
You do the shit in front of your brother?
Fuckin' degenerate.

>>34462764
>trap

no youre just a raging faggot. its okay to be gay but lose the fucking makeup retard

>>34462752
>strength and athleticism of Africans
>intelligence and cunning of Asians

How can wh*tes compete?

>>34463055
>Africans live in huts made of elephant shit
>Asians live in beehives
seems pretty clear to me

>>34463055
note thinking about the chain that is genetics is only as strong as its weakest chromosome and that you would ending us with a tiny retard.

>>34462707
I do, anon.

>height

I'm gonna find a quiet spot and shoot myself just don't know when

What are your plans desu?

Forcing someone to live against their will is pretty stupid.

>is it bad?
No.
>will you do it eventually?
Probably.
>how would you do it?
Jump off the George Washington bridge.
>why would you do it?
I'm getting pretty tired of being alive.

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BUT lN THE END
lT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

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l HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

Fuck originality.