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I've had a real shit week and I'm currently broke right now so I was hoping a rich anon could buy me astroneer on steam so I can distract myself.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Prornetheus/
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>>34465299
And what will you provide said rich anon, OP?
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>early access
nope, sorry.
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>>34465299
>says he's broke
>ask for gaming shit rather than basic necessities such as food
Nah fuck off kid. Ask mommy for her credit card.
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Why do some women choose to be apart of open relationships?
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They want as much dick as possible.
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>>34465284
>apart of
Do you mean "a part of"? Because the meaning changes drastically.
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>>34465316
my english is awful, i apologize
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Currently in a club attempting to normalize myself
How do I talk to a qt
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>>34465209
If you cant figure it out you probably have a little cock which is fine by me but you seem to be out of your element
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First you get as drunk as possible. By this point you won't care about girls. Problem solved.
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>>34465209
You immediately lost by posting on here WHILE in a club.
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Hey could I have a fembot gf?
a little about me
>math major
>sexually neurotic
>avid reader and /lit/ snob
>crippling anxiety and depression
>self-loathing
>few friends
Thanks for being my girlfriend
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>>34465160
My bf is a math major
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>>34465179
does his name start with a j
jojo's bizarre adventure and overwatch suck lel
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>>34465216
get out of my threa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Why is it easy as fuck to get a loan for college but you can't just run up and get a loan to buy hookers and travel and do blow? Cause it's a fucking rip off. If you used the money you spent going to school you could literally buy a house and travel and if you work a job with a shitty wage you'll break even still.
Don't be a fucking sheep
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>>34465031
t. loser who never went to college
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>>34465051
>le college = success/ intelligence maymay
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>if you work a job with a shitty wage you'll break even still.
Well, the whole point of school is to acquire new qualifications, so that you can get a better paying job. Doesn't that seem like the better option, in the long run?
And banks do give loans for things other than college. If you want to be in debt, then go ahead and make a withdrawal.
But hey, uni dropout here. What the fuck do I know?
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Once you're 25, it's literally too late to do anything significant with a career.
It's a pretty shit feeling.
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it's true guys, don't hide from the truth...
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>>34465007
>wanting to waste your life on a career
top cuck
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i think you mean 'without a career'
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You're still doing your posture exercises, right Anon?
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>>34464960
>tfw hunchback
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>>34465126
Thank me later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT_dFRnmdGs
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>>34465183
how about i thank you ever?
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>tfw every single person on /r9k/ is either a normalfag/cyborg or an annoying post-ironic "steamfeels" weeb gay ERPer
why is there no in-between
where are you
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>>34464890
I can talk to people semi normally, am tall and have some talents which might give me a promising career.
But I was beaten and homeschooled as a kid which has led to me being a useless neet 95% of the time, and having no real friends or gf.
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>>34464890
So which one are you, op?
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>>34465159
I am the special snowflake in between
Anonymous
ITS FRIDAYNIGHT MUTHAFUCKAS 2017-01-28 05:03:35 Post No.34464888
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ITS FRIDAYNIGHT MUTHAFUCKAS
Anonymous
2017-01-28 05:03:35
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Its friday night fuckers, join the discord and lets play something
https://discord.gg/SEfDUMw
also,
>PLAYAN
>WATCHEN
>LISTENAN
>EATAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>PLAYAN
Resident Evil 7
>WATCHEN
New Episode of Konosuba
>LISTENAN
Muse but only semi ironically
>EATAN
toast with butter
>FAPPAN
Hentai but we'll see where the night takes us
>FEELAN
God i miss her, i see that she is playing overwatch with her new bf
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>PLAYAN
Pokemon Sun
>WATCHEN
Breaking Bad
>LISTENAN
Indian Lake by the Cowsills. Reminds me of comfy summer days at my cabin a long time ago
>EATAN
Meat Lover's pizza from pizza hut.
>FAPPAN
Maybe later
>FEELAN
Lonely
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>PLAYAN
>WATCHEN
>LISTENAN
>EATAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
its like you want to look autistic. these friday night threads are aids.
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What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought your parents as a gift? I've bought my dad a $600 wine cooler and my mom a $1600 desktop PC.
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>>34464874
>What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought your parents as a gift?
Grandchildren.
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I bought my mom and I tickets to the world series at Wrigley this year. I haven't really bought anything too crazy for my dad, a laptop or a grill would be the most expensive.
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>>34464874
>implying you've spent about $2200
where did you get the money from anon? are you a wagecuck normie by any chance?
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Rate this girl out of 10
Hard mode: Don't think with your cock
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butter/10
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>don't think with your cock
>just judge everything about this person from a single photo
okay
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I love fit chicks, so my rating is biased. Her face is meh, but I'd suck those abdomens and dive between them runnin' thighs any day. As other anon said, she's a bit of a butterface but that's fine, I ain't so pretty either.
>love water, the beach, the sea, the very smell of seasalt is hypnotic
>used to go on beach vacations every year as a kid, so there's intense nostalgia too
>can't go swimming now because of hideous, pale, skinnfat, gyno-ridden body
>doomed to come no further than the edge of the shore
>intense pangs of longing whenever I see happy couples or families coming home from the beach
one day....
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>>34464769
reveal your genitalsNigger.
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>>34464769
Lift, you bitch.
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>>34464769
>tfw genuinely developing a weapon to surpass metal gear
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>Just came out to my parents as sapiosexual, heteroflexible and genderqueer
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>>34464677
I know what the last two mean, but you lost me on the first one
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>>34464703
ugh you sound just like my dad
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How do I come out as a autogynepedophile?
does anyone else get intimidated super easily?
like if someone even pretends to have authority I'm putty
I don't think I have any assertiveness
what about you?
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That's pretty hot, Anonymous. :^)
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>>34464637
>tfw to intelligent too fall for erp bait
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>>34464637
*stomps towards you with one foot and thrusts out chest like a nigger*
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Fembots
You are assigned a malebot from this board. You will not meet in public, only contact through the internet. You have to teach the malebot how to look like and act like a girl and if the malebot can't pull a date with a straight male stranger (who thinks they're a girl) in one year's time, you'll both be executed. If you try to cheat by paying a gay to ask them out or setting them up like that, you and your whole family will be killed. If you succeed you get a million dollars
How do you do it
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>tfw tomboy
The date won't be happening.
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>>34464589
Well that depends on the male, some are naturally pretty feminine. You could definitely fool a guy at least once with a good wig and some nice clothes and maybe a little make up
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>>34464589
>You have to teach the malebot how to act like a girl
Just break my fucking heart, anon.
break my heart and then tell me it's my fault and just repeat that until I kill myself.That's how you act like a girl.
Now kill us all, god.