ITT: Stupid shit you believed when you were a kid
>I thought that in Russia, people did everything really fast because the name is pronounced "Rush uh"
>Believed Japan was future tier when it comes to technology (Only video game consoles I knew of came from Japan)
>thought that babies came out of the woman's anus
>thought that the bubonic plague was a disease of the woman's breasts
>thought that Indians were black and Asians were white
>thought Korea was a part of China
>thought that god looked like the united states capitol building
>literally like pic related
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>looked at every world map I could find in hopes that they finally named Newfoundland
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>>34467356
>thought that when someone talked about cum or cumming they were referring to peeing anywhere that is not a toilet.
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>>34467356
>thought that god looked like the united states capitol building
*claps*
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>"Family discussions" are really just everyone gang up and demonize anon for two hours
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>>34467259
Even here I am alone. I'll just go to sleep I guess.
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You can move in with me. I live with my single mom who works full time, we barely see each other, and she has given up on criticizing me for my NEET lifestyle.
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>>34467259
That's Christmas and Thanskgiving at my family
It used to mainly be centered around my cousins, but it's shifting to me since I could not get into grad school after graduating college this year.
Fortunately the "adults" my family had been fighting among themselves for the last 2 years so it was less intense than it normally would be.
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"fembot"
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WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID WEAK WILLED FAGGOTS WHY HAVE YOU LET THE REDDIT AND THE LEFT INVADE US WITH FAG THREADS AND """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""FEMBOT""""""""""""""""""""""" THREADS PEOPLE USE TO SAY R9K WAS SHIT IN 2016 BUT THAT TRULY WAS THE LAST GOOD YEAR
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>>34467248
>ctr+f "fembot"
>1 of 6
hmmmm
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>>34467248
What wilt thou do?
You must choose a side on this conflict
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It really is disgusting now. There's more than just the 'fembot' threads, but the stupid anime face sex ones, or the tfw no bf threads.
Each one is the same thing, made by the same type of histrionic cunt that somehow perfectly matches every negative stereotype here about women. The orbiters enable it.
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Hey, robots. Wanna talk? About anything at all?
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>>34467169
>Hey, robots. Wanna talk? About anything at all?
OK.
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no thank you my man
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What kind of red wine goes best with Chef Boyardee?
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We are all going to die someday.
Why are you wasting your life? Go set out and accomplish what you want before it's too late.
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because why should i care
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Maybe this is what I'm meant to accomplish in life. """""Successful"""" people will never know this existence, so someone has to do it.
Maybe...
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I've dug myself a very very deep hole, it's just not possible anymore.
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collabs of Alex and Reeses puff
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collab 2.0
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collab 3.0
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Shitty fuck u nignog
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is anyone on this board that isn't just a failed normie or a normie here to make fun of the mentally ill to make themselves feel better about themselves?
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>>34467028
I identify as a weirdo.
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>>34467028
I come to laugh at the delusional ideologues propagating a moronic gender war, yes.
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>>34467077
This. I also hoped there would be straight people on this server but there are none.
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For the fourth time now, in the middle of sex a girl got tired of it and left.
Fuck this microdick. God dammit, I just need to kill my self and get it over it with.
This girl has been into me for months, we finally get down to it and my worthless cock can't stay in her. We tried three different positions before she got frustrated and left.
God fucking dammit. I hate you fucks who have perfectly fine cocks but are just afraid of women while bitching about how bad you have it.
That lie that size doesn't matter is abhorrent and anybody that repeats it should be shot in the face.
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Become a sissy boi, literally shutup
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Get the fuck out, Norman
Originalio
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how small we talking here friendo
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I know where the Ark of the Covenant is located
AMA
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alright where is it?
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Is it Antarctica?
Because all signs point to Antarctica.
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>>34466995
Where is the Ark of the Covenant?
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Tell me ways of using my white male privileges
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>>34466990
Be rich. Buy rich guy things. Vote Trump
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>>34466990
Walk into the building, shake the manager's hand, and get the job.
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>>34466990
Don't get pulled over all the time.
Enjoy walking alone at nite
Etc
Etc
Etc
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what does a maIe orgasm feel like?
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>>34466843
Imagine taking a piss after holding it in for a very long time.
Though you might need a penis to get the full picture.
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With prostate stimulation it's pretty intense. My legs were shaking like crazy.
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I haven't had a good one in a long time so I've forgotten what it's like.
This will never stop being in your side bar.
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>>34466785
ive seen the whole thing like 6 times
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What's the reasoning for this tho
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>>34466823
i dont knowbut it has something to do with the pyramids
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hee hee pepe tattoo.
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>>34466767
What a terrible shoop
Pls no mute
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>>34466806
this isnt fake, its the real deal
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I went into some normie skate shop store at the mall that sells socks with pot leaves on them, because I needed to buy a new wallet, and they had a fucking Pepe shirt. Triggered the hell out of me. Bought the wallet somewhere else
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Recently came across some cards on my walk home, any robros here know if these are worth anything? Also, cool shit you have thread
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>>34466692
there's a board for this shit you autist faggot go there and ask
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>>34466692
The charizard is also holographic ^
Holographic Raikou
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Castles are so cool. My dream is to become a wizard and live in one.
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>one chance at life
>born a nigger
>4.5 in penis
Should I just kill myself?
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>>34466575
You aren't a nigger.
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>>34466575
>nigger
HIGHLY recommend you don't call yourself this
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>>34466575
this post makes me feel better about myself :^) thanks op