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Early 2000 comfy tech thread,
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>>34467367
Here, orijjalkz
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>>34467367
Drove this in the early 2000's
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A whopping 512mb of storage.

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>Everything was going well.
>She found me attractive, we seemed to get along.
>Talked about herself being a "sensitive being with empathy and compassion."
>She genuinely seemed like a nice down to earth person.


A had high hopes going in. That maybe this time it'd be different.

I told her a lot about myself. And she took it in stride. But then all of a sudden after our first date she gets real quiet.

Tells me about an hour later she snuck out to a bar even though when she mentioned this earlier I said I'd like to accompany her.

Should have seen the issues then.

After she comes back the responses begin to dry up, and then she just stops talking to me.

Tells me out of the blue the reason she stopped responding was because I'm "not independent enough" even though I live on my own. I mentioned my father pays for my stuff so I didn't sound like a complete autist on Neetbux.

I'm going to college and trying to carve out a better life, but apparently because I chose not to be homeless and I don't have a job I'm not "independent enough".

I tried getting entry level jobs but literally couldn't even during hiring season because the level of young college students who were more experienced and better qualified was too damn high.
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I know what you'll say, "You should have lied about how you got your income, said you had a job."

And, in retrospect, I honestly should have.
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>>34467309
Mate there is nothing wrong with being dependent on your parents while you study
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>>34467352
Yeah, this 100%

You're bettering yourself and laying the groundwork for a happy and successful life. There will be plenty of other girls, this one was just a fuckin idiot, don't let it get you down.
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>>34467309
no mistake, you did great
good thing she stopped. she should love you for who you are not what you have. be proud of who you are and where you are. don't you dare feel sorry for yourself because you did beautifully. honesty is the best. no shame, only honor.

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I am totally incapable of making and keeping a friend.

How do you do it?
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>>34467214
I don't act like you.
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You came to the right place. We at 4chan are notorious for our ability to obtain friends.

Really, though, we will need more info before we can help you.

Because chances are that you are doing something very wrong and very awkward and not even realizing it.
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>>34467214
I'll be your friend if you live in New Zealand.

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If someone in this thread gets quads, we all get girlfriends, but not Christopher. His parents die too.
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who the fuck is christopher
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>>34467205
Every Christopher
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My parents are already gone.

That's really mean anon.

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Over 40 only - saggy balls , married sexless life. What happened niggas?
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>>34467111
>Over 30
>gain wizard powers
>cleric
that's the part they never tell you about, man
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>>34467111
>Over 40 only
pushing it a bit
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>>34467179
What the fuck are you talking about? Pushish what? You think this board is only for 12 - 25 year olds? Your dreaming m8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWJbT4AoxhY

is anyone else just waiting for that little push?
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>>34466992
is that eliza talking? she sounds diffferent
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>>34467046
no it's a different girl, much softer sounding and nicer
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>>34467067
so whats the point of showing eliza in the video reeeeeeeee

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what's a good cult to join
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desteni
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He Will Not Divide Us

gregs
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>>34466827
The Cult of Personality.

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How do I grow up? Should I try to impregnate a girl and hope that a child will force me to grow up?
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>>34466694
NO YOU RETARD

THATS EXACTLY HOW DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES BEGIN AND ROBOTS ARE CREATED
THATS EXACTLY WHAT MY PARENTS DID DURING THE FUCKING WAR
DO YOU WANT YOUR KID TO BE ME!? HUH!? DO YOU WANT HIM TO HATE HIS LIFE, TO BE UNABLE TO MAINTAIN SIMPLE HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS, TO HATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU JUST BECAUSE IT DOESNT CARE IF YOU KICK HIM OUT OR NOT!??
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>>34466694
go for it. families are fucked these days anyways. could be funny
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Getting yourself JUSTed isn't gonna make you grow up bro. You should only have a child if you have good genetics and you're already financially stable. People need to get over their selfish primitive desires. Life is pain, why would you ever want to make your autistic kid want to live through it as well

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This board is incredibly toxic to your psychological well being and by browsing it you are killing yourself slowly.
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Living is killing me slowly too.
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>>34466607
Not to me personally.

I don't participate in the self loathing/women hatred threads, I just post in the random threads (like this) because /b/ is shit now.
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>>34466607
Replace board with internet and you are also right.

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has anyone ever hit a domestic animal before?

>hit dog in car last night
>cracked my bumper cover and broke my headlights glass assembly
>dog was limping for a bit and then just sat down and didnt get back up, but his head was still moving around like he was alright
>i phoned the police, took 30 minutes to get there, who then managed to contact the owner, who took 40 minutes to get there
>owners daughter shows up, tells me to follow her to the vet - asking for my wallet as "collateral" so she knows i wont just leave
>expected me to pay the vet bills for the dog that just did thousands of dollars of damage to my car in an incident that i had no control of and was entirely her fault for letting her dog roam the streets
>uhhhhhhhh no thanks...............
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>>34466498
No?
Only a truly deprived fucking human being would do such a thing.
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no, i did hit a rabbit once though. he just ran out and i couldn't react in time. i felt bad for a week
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I don't hit domestic animals, only imports.

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Guys I just bought one of these and used it for the first time. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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i remember when i was 14 too
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Guys I just bought one of these bad boys and used it for the first time. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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>>34466382
What did you smoke

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this is the average trap poster on r9k. how does this make you feel
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I'm way too fapped out to care.
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>>34466368
That is no trap. Trust me, I`m a knower of such things.

But she cute tho.
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post more alexa OP

Who else has small but saggy boobs here?
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>>34466351
How saggy is it (^:
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>>34466351
small but perky here
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how the hell do you have small saggy boobs. how does that even work

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>How many times do you shower per week?
3

>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
2

>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
Yes.

>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
No.

>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.

>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.

>Do you have a skincare routine?
No. I only use a cleanser now and again.

>Do you clean your ears?
No.

>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Yes.

>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
I once went without a shower for so long I got a chronic, disgusting jock itch that smelled like sweat and piss.
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>How many times do you shower per week?
0
>How many times do you brush your teeth per day?
0
>Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?
No.
>Do you wash your hands before preparing food?
Yes.
>Do you change into new clothes each day?
No.
>Do you sneeze into tissues?
No.
>Do you have a skincare routine?
No.
>Do you clean your ears?
No.
>Do you trim your fingernails and toenails?
Eventually. Kinda have to.
>BONUS: What's your grossest case of poor hygiene?
Probably the time I missed my piss jug, pissed entirely onto my bed and never changed the sheets, ended up just throwing them out a few months later. If that counts.
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>>34465984
>0 showers a week
What the fuck, do you bathe or something?
No way you just wallow in your own filth and grease.
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>>34465937
8

2

Only if i shit.

I dont prepare food outside of heating.

Not if i dont leave home.

No.

Skincare? Are you male?

Twice a year maybe.

Absolutely not. I like my toenails to look like a policemans badge.

No bonus. ....

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Will we ever run out of art ideas? Is there a finite amount of art to be discovered? Things like color and sound are finite, aren't they? Given long enough time, won't we run out of them?
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>>34465926
maybe it will

maybe its already happening

too tired for this shit

the world is a fuck
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>>34465926
You mean practical differences? Because it'll be impossible for us to burn through every possible, say, portrait, because you could add a fucking red dot in the corner and it'll technically be different.
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Library of Babel

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