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*unzips*
*takes wallet out of pocket*
*tips the guy*
*thanks him*
*eats pizza*

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Just the tip?

Origin

>>34468161
Who are you and where is my wife's son

>Has a gf
Get off this board normie, right this fucking second

>>34468073
>>>/adv/
Original link failure.

>>34468073
Yes end the relationship laughing is scary :(

No one wants to be labeled as substandard. If you are depressed and are told you shouldn't be because of your circumstances, which obviously aren't good enough, then you will probably be even more depressed. When people say garbage like this, they put you on the playing field with everyone else, except instead of comparing you with Chad Thundercock who has everything right in his life, they compare you with substandardness. Or maybe they'll compare you with someone who is happy. They'll say "look at Norman! He has x, y, and z too and he's happy! You should be happy too!"

Well, Norman is just mediocrity to me, and if I am comparable to him, then I'm fucking mediocre. That's how I felt in the beginning and now I feel it even more now. I shouldn't have to lower my standards to be happy, especially if I'm not wealthy or if I'm fucking lonely. I have no bigger insecurity in life than being told by happy people that "at least you aren't xyz" or that "it could be worse."

Who here sick of being /atleast/.

>>34468060
>>34468064
eyy yo TL DR but i think u should try to just be yourself :^))

>>34468124
Tldr

When people tell you that it could be worse, essentially

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>canada dry
fucking shit tier ginger ale

yeah it's fun but if you do it too often you turn into a fucking lunatic and don't realize until you stop for a while

lol at brain damaged op so pathetic he has to hallucinate off of GINGER ALE

faggot

>>34468022
Accept that theres no chance an just be happy getting to look at her.

You're not responsible for other people's opinions. One day I snapped and just stopped mulling over texts. Never looked back. *Fortunate Son plays*

Every time a girl displays interest in me I lose interest in her because I hate myself so much I assume there's something wrong with her if she's into me.

what are you, anorexic? Eat more to fill that cavity, anon

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>tfw Marfan's

Feels robotic senpai.

>>34467978
No my actual ribs are indented like this. Only way to fix it is surgery.

>>34467899
Who do you think is more of a robot,floyed or ron

>>34467899
>I just finished this amazing game for the first time

What's so great about this game that isn't like the other GTAs (unironically asking)? You drive around and you shoot stuff.

>>34467899
>implying the Ron gas stations aren't named after him

>>34467834
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPkrakrakra

Jesus christ

>>34467834
i would but i need to sleep to help my gains, just posting a bit to get me comfy enough to pass out

I cant sleep, What do you wanna talk about?

We all know you're the one who did this faggot

>>34467821
good, fucking teachers making you wait to leave an extra 5 minutes should be forced to kneel on grains of rice

>that kid who was obsessed with furry porn
>that kid who would take chewed gum from the trashcan and eat it himself
>that kid who stayed one year in our class and moved out to another school, but no one even knew he was gone because he never talked

No because I'm not that much of a loser

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Seems like she's in heaven, so why not self-insert as her? I wish I could be made to ahegao like that.

>watching porn
blow your brains out

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Why not just bomb the US yourself?

>>34467674
FUCK!!! wow that made me laugh
>tfw not a good planner

>>34467647
If North Korea tried to nuke the US I live at the point where it would fall out of the sky halfway there

What a happy day that would be

Too much debt to do that. Once the robots take over, everyone will have their government-issued apartment with government-issued VR machine and food tubes to keep them alive.

a student came up with the solution to put the homeless in those metal shipping containers but the government denied it because the solution was too good

99% of any first world nation wouldn't accept a small house to live in. everyone is too greedy

>>34467589
then why did he do 9/11

He was dick Cheney's puppet in the Iraq War. It's like watching rape and not reporting it.

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>>34467589
>blatantly allowed several skyscrapers and buildings on American soil to be brought down to the ground and attacked despite knowing in advance that it was a possibility
>said on national television that islam is a religion of peace, and that muslims have done so much for America as a country
>was revealed by Wikileaks once upon a time to have poor opinions or an otherwise denigrating attitude toward evangelicals and other christians who're his and most other republicans' most loyal supporters
>let the sinisterly misleadingly named Patriot Act be passed which granted the government more unjust power to conduct unconstitutional mass surveillance of everybody in the country including others such as supposed allies

Nope, not the good guy, not then, not now, not ever. Fuck republicans and democrats, they're both power hungry anti-constitutionalists/corporatists, all of them.

Pro: I don't feel like killing myself anymore, most of the time.

Con: I don't feel much of anything anymore.

>>34467569
Hey, same happened to me

All in all, the suicidal thoughts will stop
On the other hand, living a meaningless life is hell withouth any sort of commitment

Same train of thought but the feels are gone

>dream about the qt you stalked for a year and a half that lives on the other side of the country and doesn't know you exist
>interact with her in a positive way and even get a hug
It was comfy while it lasted. It was actually last night or the night before too.

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>tfw its a nightmare

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>>34468727
>tfw you love nightmares