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St Elliot Returns to /r9k/. 2017-01-28 10:25:30 Post No.34469187
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St Elliot Returns to /r9k/.
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2017-01-28 10:25:30
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All Hail Elliot Rodger. The supreme gentlemen.
Bible Promotion Edition :
Anon, have you read the bible?
http://abclocal.go.com/three/kabc/kabc/My-Twisted-World.pdf
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>>34469187
At least the Bible has instances of good prose
''My Twisted World'' reads like the manifesto of Holden Caulfield's edgier, more autistic lost cousin. It is filled with repetitive literary tropes (the title speaks for itself) and goes absolutely fucking nowhere with the plot. It's a dense book about some sheltered kids life go more and more wrong year by year. Except he spares the reader from no detail. Want to hear about what videogame he played at an internet cafe with his bros when he was 9? It's in there.
I'd only recommend this book to Elliot fanboys. Probably quite a few here, but I doubt many of them are die-hard enough to get through this tripe. Stick to the memes.
That said, it's potential research material into narcissism. If any of you robots are majoring psych, it does have this saving grace.
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Bump for the Bible
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>>34469187
>drove a 328i
>"why can't I get grilz I drive a nice car"
Fuck he was delusional as shit.
>lonely
>fantasies about having grillfriend
>realise that girls probably like it when you talk to them
>I have nothing to say to anyone, which is why I don't talk to anyone
>get disappointed that even if I was in the position to be introduced to a grill, and she didn't remove herself from the situation immediately, I wouldn't have anything to say
It died before it started m8s
I'm so fucking boring. We're all so fucking boring
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Speak for yourself faggot, I like being alone.
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>>34469169
become not boring you cunt, its the easiest thing to do if you aren't a fucking lazy piece of shit.
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>>34469214
I would think the "easiest" thing to do would be to remain the same
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>fap
>extremely thick white vagoo liquid all over
>strong odor
wtf does this mean
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you're pregnant
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>>34469162
yeet infection
You gotta wash your hands after you eat those powdered sugar donuts
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>>34469190
no i had that and that's painful
i dont think this is it
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hey brobots whats your favourite colour
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purple
originalo
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I dont like puple much but other than that I have no preferences.
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>>34469176
gtfo faggot purple is the best color
Why haven't you got a nice trap gf yet?
>trap gf moves in with me
>come home from work next day
>place has been cleaned top to bottom
>delicious, varied and healthy dinner ready for the table 5 minutes later
>candles lit and nice mellow music playing
>changes into lingerie after her shower
>offers me a massage + blowjob
>never have to worry about laundry, clothes just magically washed, ironed, and put away while I'm gone (even dry cleaning suits)
>this routine is the rule not the exception
>even if she'll be out when I get home she prepares a dinner that's easy to heat in the pot so I just have to turn the burner on
>brilliant composure during dates and will organise interesting things and research best restaurants (including value for money) in the area
>has more male sense of humour
>somehow always available to do anal (trap magic?)
>great blowjobs any time I ask
>will offer to get on top and ride if I'm feeling lazy
>derives pleasure purely from making me feel good and will thank me after sex
>adorable small and soft feminine penis instead of ugly flaps
>understands what it's like to have the struggles and responsibilities of a man
>always helps me out with problems
>doesn't get mad when I stay out late/come home drunk and will actually prepare for this by offering me water/food, helping me into bed and treating a hangover as an illness
Well? What's your excuse?
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>>34469145
Because I don't like penis
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>>34469177
wow gay
>mfw there are fags on /r9k/ that aren't looking for the patrician's choice of companions
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>>34469204
I'm glad you've found someone that makes you happy but it seems like you're still trying to justify your choice
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another day wasted. I achieved nothing today like every other day. Everyone else is out having fun but we're alone and always will be. Never forget you were born to live and die alone.
Nothing more.
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>>34469065
Come to America. It's Saturday morning here. You can get a do-over.
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>>34469065
>Everyone else is out having fun but we're alone and always will be.
I probably could go out and join people in whatever activities they're taking part in, but none of them interest me.
I don't want "fun", I want fulfilment.
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get away from me australian robot reee
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>sperg gf has a foot fetish
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>autist gf can't cum unless you squeeze her or lay your body weight on top of her
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>>34469108
that's kind of hot though, reminds me of that one hentai where these 2 sisters swap boyfriends and the younger one has this huge fat dude as her bf and when her sister is fucking him she can't see the appeal until he just mounts all his weight on her and she feels enveloped by this thing that's fucking her
I gotta go find it...
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>>34469058
> telling lies on the internet
why do people do this
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Robots: Get your thyroid and sex hormones checked! 2017-01-28 10:10:16 Post No.34469032
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Robots: Get your thyroid and sex hormones checked!
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Thyroid malfunctions and low testosterone produce robots. The most striking symptoms from these disorders will be low mood, anxiety, and fatigue.
At the very minimum you should be getting tested:
-Total testosterone
- Bioavailable testosterone
- Estradiol
- Luteinizing hormone
- Sex-hormone binding globulin
- Thyroid stimulating hormone
- Free thyroxine
- Free triiodothyronine
When you get tested MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE NUMBER RESULTS YOURSELF. Don't you dare just allow a doctor to tell you that you are 'normal.' Most doctors just look to see that you are within the reference ranges of the lab. That's not good enough. If you are close to being outside of the range, that could still indicate a problem.
My experience: All my robot problems were being caused by low testosterone. All of them. I am finally on TRT and have symptoms in remission now. Oh, and I have 'normal testosterone' according to doctors. I can't believe the idiot medical establishment just threw Paxil at me for years without getting these blood tests done first.
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Good advice, I've been working test boosting foods into my diet and I've never felt better.
Also taking a boron supplement, that shit cleared up some anxiety issues
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what was your before and after taking TRT?
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>>34469032
Post your cycle, timestamp it too.
Quite obvious you've never taken testosterone in your life.
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Do any of your robits listen to Hopsin?
He has a lot of Robot Tier songs.
https://youtu.be/602CnrQMrBY
https://youtu.be/0wp4fBW9H7A
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No love for Hopsin?
dang
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>>34468997
He tries to hard to be "cool"
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hopsin is bad listen to good hiphop fag
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who else here /smalldick/
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That's not even that bad, could cuten it up and become a nice sissy boi
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>>34468984
THE PAAAAAAAAAAAINNN
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me.
>1 chance at life
>4 inch circumference
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Which animal is most similar to a robot?
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>>34468947
That blob fish
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>>34468947
slothriginal
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Cats are the ultimate robot pill.
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Who here /nightwalk/?
Post pics and music!
https://youtu.be/aYX6BMoeJcw
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I miss night time Japan.
Surprisingly few people out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BpuOa7QA6Q
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Took this one on one of my various nightwalks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl0J0ZiDcA8
Pretty chill album this one. Perfect if you're driving or just strolling around at night.
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Call me a dirty weeb but the Deathnote OST is
/nightwalk/ tier.
https://youtu.be/hKfKYpba0dE
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Why do uncut penises smell so good?
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uncut penises are fucking revolting and degenerate. only uncut faggots shill how superior their dick is because they are ashamed that they have a fucking corndog between their legs.
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>>34468882
Spotted the jew guiz
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>>34468882
Yeah, but if I wanted I could get cut. Wheras Jewdicks can never grow back their foreskin.
That alone makes being uncut better.
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>tfw decent sized dick
>it bends downwards when erect
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lol wut?
fucking original freak.
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Fuck off
>5inch dick
>it curves to left quite a bit
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>>34468859
Look at the bright side OP, anyone that has sex with you can say they got dicked down
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I'm convinced there is no needle in the haystack. Can anyone here hand me a metal detector and prove that there is one and where it is?
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If that is true, there really is no hooe left for the civilised world. It's all over, there is nothing remaining but sinful degenerates and vile heretics. May God rain down fire and brimstone, even though we are undeserving of such judgement. We abandoned God, and put faith in hedonism and Man, that is what brought us into this fucked up situation of fags and trannies.
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>>34468794
What if you met 'the one' and had sex with them before marriage, but only them?
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>>34468794
It's just sex, you dumb nerd.