>"So how was your Christmas anon?"
>"Thanks"
Why do I keep doing this?
>>34471510
>Happy Birthday anon ^_^
>''T-thanks, you t-too''
What did I mean with that?
>>34471634
>Enjoy the movie
>You too!
It wasn't even until I started watching the movie that I realised what I said
>>34471709
The funny thing is that this girl (who I had a crush on, too) kept wishing me an happy birthday for the whole day just to see my autistic reaction
I just want to thank you guys.
Coming to r9k helped me to understand men better than I ever could and made me realize that I dont want a relationship with one.
Now I feel good about staying single. Hope you can find peace with yourself too.
>>34471487
>judging all men by one of the worst groups of them on the planet
>>34471505
Literally what r9k does with Chad and stacy
>>34471518
And your point is? Doing both is just silly.
*blocks your path*
Ah, I see you are a person of color. Let me confide in you that I fully identify with your struggle and wish to assist you in coming to terms with your non-whitness by letting you take your sexual frustrations out on my body.
I am a girl (f) and you are fucking OBLIGATED to find me attractive. As a minority, I'm sure you understand that thin privilege is just as bad as white privilege.
>>34471472
This was fairly amusing nice job, but I'd honestly have no clue what I'd do in this situation.
>>34471472
Her clothes are giving me a migraine.
>>34471472
Is that what a transnigger looks like?
How do I get a gf if I live in a small Podunk town where 60% of the people are over 60, don't know anybody or have any friends and every girl I know is in a serious relationship? Should I just hang myself?
>>34471451
Two options:
1 - Lower your standards, women over 60 need love too.
2 - Move to china/korea and teach english
>>34471451
Yes, OP. End it before it gets worse; because I can tell you it ain't getting any better.
>>34471526
I'm trying to move to a bigger city, but its not going well. It costs way too much. All I do at this stage of my life is work, workout, eat, sleep. It's a vicious cycle.
How do we fix women?
Do we repeal the 19th Amendment?
>>34471413
Destroy social media
>>34471413
Better question:
>How do we fix robots?
Lets face it, robots are failed people. We just sit around and bitch on the internet while doing nothing to improve our standing in the world. We deserve to be alone, we're horrible people.
>>34471413
>have beta men stop being beta faggots and treat women like adults, instead of white knighting and protecting them
>encourage people to pursue their own betterment, and abolish "MUH EMOTIONAL SELF CONFIDENCE BOOST" bullshit
>treat women either 100% equally, or like in the 60s
Any other ideas?
What was a game that you loved from your childhood but never saw anyone else play while you were at school?
>any of the oddworld series
>Medievil
bushido blade
Thrill Kill
it's still the best installment of the series
Would you settle for an ugly twink since girls are impossible to obtain?
>>34471408
5/10 is the lowest I could go atm.
Probably at some point I will get desperate enough and settle for an uggo.
>>34471408
>ugly
>twink
All bois are beautiful
>>34471408
i've only ever fucked ugly twinks
i just love them
>get a match on tinder
>she starts talking to me
>not a bot
>seems very into me, keeps dropping hints for me to ask her out
>ask her out
>get her number and start chatting to her for a few days, nothing serious just friendly and a bit flirty
>date day comes
>"Sorry anon could we rearrange? I have to stay at work late tonight"
>think fair enough, tell her we'll just do this weekend or something
>no reply
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WHY DO YOU JUST SWITCH OFF LIKE THAT I LITERALLY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AUTISTIC JUST FUCK OFF
>>34471344
She found someone a bit better than you.
You seem to be forgetting that girls have their pick of the litter on Tinder. She was likely speaking to at least 20 other men at the same time as you and there was a better one available that night for her to sleep with.
>>34471344
Welcome to tinder.
Last year I set up about 38 dates and only went on 11
>>34471344
Girls set-up multiple dates for a time and then pick the best one.
>"So what do you do all day long?"
>>34471316
that's a real nail biter, how do you explain your anonymous alias is jizzus
>I maintain the house, exercise and study programming
>so anon what are you doing this weekend
I cry Everytime
Are most of the mentally ill sociopathic robots (which is the majority on here) aware that they are mentally ill and sociopathic?
I guess if they are not they must also be slightly autistic? What a great combination indeed: autistic, sociopath, and mentally ill in some form.
>>34471303
What a fantastic thread OP. Brilliant. Excellent work.
yes, isn't obvious that the average robot is a fucking retard that lacks self-awareness who also happens to be a fucking asshole?
>>34471303
I'd say about 25/75
Most robots here thinks outside factors is the problem and not them
>at the anime store
>the nerds have gfs
>>34471302
did you push your hair straight up to appear larger and more alpha?
>watching lets play
>the commentators start talking about their wives and daughters
Not even mad, just kind of a buzz kill
>>34471357
>watching livestream
>the guy's girlfriend comes in
i'm gonna kill myself tomorrow
>>34471174
Are you going to listen to The Idiot while you do it?
>>34471174
Why
Originally posted by J
>>34472291
because the singer in the picture, Ian Curtis, hung himself while listening to it.
lead singer of joy division?
jesus tapdancing christ
stop. waste. your. time. on. a. anime. image. board. go. out. and. find. yourself. a. girlfriend.
>>34471143
But i dont want a girlfriend
>>34471143
But then I would have to talk to people. Fuck no and fuck you in particular
>>34471143
>go. out. and. find. yourself. a. girlfriend.
but why? Having girlfriend is waste of resources and time.
I JUST WANT A FUCKING GIRL IS THAT SO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK IN THIS DAY AND AGE FOR FUCKS SAKE EVERYBODY ELSE GETS ONE SO WHY NOT ME?
>>34471092
Stop acting so entitled
Put the work in to get fit and get hobbies that give you something to talk about
Just be you'reself
Build it and they will come
PAy an escort
Even if you get a girl, she could lose interest in you at any moment =^]
>SO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK
You don't ask for a GF. You take one.
This isn't fucking India with arranged relationships.
Why does everyone on 4chan think god exists? Why is being an atheist not cool anymore??
>>34471059
Atheism is just like puberty - once you grow up it goes away.
Atheism became too mainstream and also too associated with the left wing. To be contrary we pretend to be christfags, with the odd real christfag.
>>34471059
thread closed
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