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When is the right time to ask your long distance gf for nudes?
She told me she loves me multiple times and sent me letters and pics of her smiling etc.
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>>34473976
If you're at this point, you might as well ask her anytime from now on. But there's a chance she's against it. Not a very big one, though.
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>>34473976
when i had one she just sent them to me. it kind of just developed, it started out just sharing some stupid pictures and then talking about seeing more. then we both masturbated over skype and is still probably the highlight of my life even though we split. good luck buddy, these things happen naturally just keep pushing a little bit at a time
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>the manlets have the hottest girls
lanklets BTFO
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Have you taken the Bogpill yet r9k?
A quick rundown for anyone interested:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
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/pol/ go home
'taking the bogpill' sounds like you're asking me to swallow a shit.
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>>34473970
>/pol/ meme
Roastie/underage please leave.
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bogpill is real. BIDF has been activated
do you ever think he's doing this just because he loves being the center of attention?
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>>34473902
Yeah? Why else would he do it?
Could be profit I guess.
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>>34473902
why does /r9k/ have to put up with /pol/ there is an entire board for you
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>submit yourself and your family to ridicule and harassment, more than any other living person on earth, as well as having to give up billionaire lifestyle
>for any other reason than a genuine love of country and desire to MAGA
>>34473928
he has declined the presidential salary. legally I think he has to get paid for it, so he has chosen to accept $1 yearly salary.
Do girls know how much men like yoga pants?
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>>34473840
what even is Yoga anyway, some thing where you do a load of stretches in a big room? whats the point?
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>>34473858
That looks quite fucking painful.
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>>34473858
that seriously does not look comfortable
but why would you want someones shitter that close to your face?
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>liking asian girls makes you a weeaboo
Why?
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>>34473783
Liking asian girls exclusively makes you a weeaboo.
Otherwise meh, everyone likes asian girls.
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weaboo has a very specific definition, people not knowing this is their fault, not yours. liking asian girls isn't the definition.
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>>34473810
95% of the women I fap to and find attractive are asian or Arab/North Indian
I very rarely ever find myself attracted to whites
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>be me, ex gf gives our apartment (with all my things) to her junkie friend and her teen daughter, moves in with another junkie bitch
>yesterday she asks me if i can come over to help her fix a laptop, she will smoke me out
>say what if i cant repair it? She says at least i will get high
>go there, get inside (the apartment), she makes me a coffee, shows me the laptop and says she will have to get cigs later
>literally no problem at all just some backup options and firewall update or some shit i dont remember
>let the laptop make its backup and listen to ex talk and talk and talk
>55% of the time she talks about drugs, 35% about sex and 10% about other people she goes out with
>says that she is doing meth pretty regularly now and that she needs to take a break at least once every 4 months. Says she is doing :JUST: :THIS LITTLE: not like junkies.....
>says that she had a dream yesterday about having crazy lesbo sex with anonnete (my ex junkie friend who hardcore kept trying to fuck me when i was with ex, i flirted with her often, visited her etc. but never cheated and ex always hated her for it)
>hands me a joint, didnt smoke for month and half so it hits me and hits me HARD
>start thinking that everything she says is just her way of mocking me and talking about my pathethic life in metaphors and that her junkie friend is watching me via her laptop webcam and telling my ex what to say and that she mixed the weed with some shit
>suddenly asks "So, how is anonnete?"
I dont know
>WAIT, how can you NOT know?
I mean...i have no idea...i guess she is alive?
>WAAIT!! So you dont talk to her, you dont HANG OUT with her?
N-no....why would i? What do you mean?
>So you srsly dont hang or talk with her?
N-no.
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>she keeps talking about how she was at some psytrance bullshit and how many and what kinds of drugs she did, how she felt etc.
>Everybody was just riding the waves, respecting each others personal space etc. (aka you are unatractive and nobody wants to fuck you)
>one guy kept bumping into me to "bring me out of it", i kept telling him to fuck off, until my junkie friend sent him to hell blablabla
>Ok i will go get the cigs, be right back
Get up, start packing my shit, she gets nervous as fuck
>FUUUCK i dont want to go anywhere, fuck this shit
Think about giving her my cigs for a second but decide to keep packing instead
>she runs to next room, changes her clothes and basically runs to the room i am in, stands right in front of me with just shirt with huge cleavage on and asks
>SO, did i lose weight? Do i look better?
I mean...i guess you lost some weight
>WAIT, BUT AM I SKINNY??
I....i dont know....you lost some weight
>Damnit! So i am not skinny? *makes a pose*
Look i really dont know, you look skinnier.
>get the fuck out, escort to the pub entrance and walk around town submerged in paranoid delusions
>she calls me the problem with the notebook isnt solved that it asks her what to backup and where to save it blabla.
Maybe she wants me to come back? Fuck it, have no idea what she is saying and just tell her to click this and that.
And das it.
What the fuck just happened? What.....i am completely dissasociated after yesterday brobots.
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>>34473717
>>34473720
She wanted another dose of your D, mayn.
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>>34473883
This
go back and fuck her faggot
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>be in a room with a woman
>think about a possible rape scenario one could get away with
Anyone else here?
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yea, either that or murder
blox
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>>34473682
I guess i'm not as broken as you two.
I think about how i could maybe talk to them. I never actually do.
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>>34473658
that's a really nice angle
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Memes aside what's the actual size you need to satisfy a girl during sex? I heard that a lot of girls with five inch boyfriends were still able to get off and had great sex. Is it five? Is it six? Whats the minimum you need to actually keep a girl happy.
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>>34473550
Girls have different sized vaginas, so there is no universal answer. If she has the vagina equivalent of a big dick, your 5 incher will do nothing, she'll barely even feel you.
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5x5 is the bare minimum.
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>>34473577
On a related note, height doesn't correlate with how her vagina is, pretty much how it is with penises. The tallest girl I've been with was the tightest, and the shortest had it so loose I could barely get off. Anecdotal, but still.
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I can't stop picking my nose and eating it
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>>34473533
good for you, helps build a strong immune system and tastes delicious, don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise
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>>34473543
I agree it tastes like cheese
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>>34473533
Semen surrogate, methinks.
Being gay can be attributed to a reaction in the immune system.
>getting hung up on a girl
>in 2017
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She's different man.
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Ikr?
Most are just child mind feminazi autistic screechers
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>>34473430
fuckin hurts man. i'm getting better every day but i feel like i'm still converging to a state that's sadder than i was before everything happened because i doubt i'll find someone like her again. i hope she's happy though, she deserves it. i'm glad i helped her through a tough time
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How you ever committed a felony?
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>admitting to federal crimes
>while the FBI watches this board
Nice try FBI
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Did he die guise?
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>>34473378
is this the USA?
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>ayo anon!, spit some bars!
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>>34473325
I'm really not feeling it right now, maybe some other time.
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>>34473325
Niggers suck
Girls, I fuck
I'll kill your bitch
And throw your dog in a ditch
*Drops mic*
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>>34473325
u-h uhh okay-y-y
I say th *voice breaks*HIP hop, the hip hop boogie, the r9k boogie, the neets off the streets eating tendie meats, doing rhymes all the time, moms downstairs styling stacys hair, dads at work in my room i lurk
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If someone gets trips, he become /ourhero/ and we ALL leave.
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>>34473310
Rollan for heran
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>>34473310
becomes*
Too much shitposting for today, my brain is farting, I need a hero more than ever.
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I'm here faggots now leave
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I will pray for everyone that posts in this thread.
Originalo posterino thread #3
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>>34473305
Pray for my happiness, please
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even for me? that would be amazing. probably the only time someone has wasted a thought on me in forever
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I want to win PCH or Powerball and buy a big house with a femboy servant who wears cat ears and a cat tail plugged into his ass.
I hope that isn't too much to ask anon
>On the bus
>See this
Wat do?
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>>34473249
If I'm in India i rape her
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>>34473249
Start masturbating she's showing it all off then I'm taking it all in.
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>get vivid
>go up to her
>write on her titties
>semen
>whip my dick out
>???
>you know the rest