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>>34475177
> omg how did milk get in my bathtub

call animal services

>>34475177
>Wat do?

Lynch her.

orignaII

>>34475101
I want a fat woman to beat me into submission so bad

>>34475140
we all do senpai

we all do...

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>>34475399
I think it's because I had a fat, abusive and loud single mother like everyone else on this board.

>>34475067
it's easy because anti feminists are generally wrong.

>>34475067

Some of them don't. MY mom basically does everything that my dad says without question or compromise.

>>34475084
Yeah, and feminists are right.
>Muh wage gap
>Muh wiminz forced to be raped in Vidya
>I'm not morbidly obese i'm healthy

Thinking about hitting up 4-HO-MiPT again

Have you combined anything with 4-AcO-DMT yet OP?

I think it's too good on its own to mix with anything else desu

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> too scared to do drugs

>>34475085
No I've only mixed it with alcohol (put some in my 9th Natty) and weed.

I think I took way too much the past times Ive taken it and it made me super anxious and felt terrible. I don't have a scale so it's all by eye

I'm taking a very small amount today, hopefully I'll get what I want out of it.

What's 4-HO-MiPT?

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okay, postan

fagfasgf

>>34475026
it's only noon anon, im usually not even awake by now much less out of bed

Four days in a row now. Must go out soon to get more beer

Have sex with her at least fag

>>34474979
Just tell her. If the roles were reversed, we'd all be saying it's cruel of the girl to just say "lol"

You pretend you are interested. Gone in 60 seconds

>>34474976
Jews? Also does the estrogen make you grow man-tits?

>>34475042
I'm fat so I have them anyway. I'll get back to you when I stop being a fatass.

>>34474976
Holy shit I know the feels I wish it just made me a girl.

Depends on your "Oh Face"
>judging by yfw you are fucked, she knows, shut it down

>>34474949
She knows and pretended she didn't know so it wouldn't be awkward. Lock your fucking door next time and teach her how to knock

>>34475038
>this

>>34474949
How coherent were you after you finished?

Atleast you got a phone number you ass

>implying shyness and awkwardness isn't endearing to a woman when you're attractive

fuck off

>>34474961
What's it worth?
>>34474971
It literally isn't.

>>34474925
Keep your thinking cap on at all times

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You're trying to hide in the safety of your cap, Anon.

Just use a smaller hat every few days, until you feel OK with having none at all.

>>34474963
but I've tried. I even went through a phase where I would just wear like normal hats instead of beanies. (like think of a flat bill hat or whatever their called. They expose like half of your head and only cover the top)
It didn't work. I stilll feel uncomfortable even in those. WHen I had long hair it was kinda ok to wear them but I cut all my hair off and now I cant wear those anymore

>>34474923
>GBP

Pft, grow up

i think you should be ok with not getting all your money, u were not doing a lot of work in the first place and your mom just used it as an excuse to get you off your ass.
Youre going to let this "debt" ruin your relationship with your family because u r upset over not getting paid money that you really sohuldnt have been getting in the first place.

can't tell if OP is british and in actual trouble or just a bad tendies writer

>5'7
>gf

Pick1

>>34474888
Are you the male version of me...?
(obviously except beard and weight)

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>>34474896
I think that babyface is far more problematic than being 5'7"

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1) I wouldn't really consider her to be particularly kind or unkind, but I do find she is certainly somewhat kind. This is because she acts kindly, but doesn't do anything that special in this regard.
2) If you're referring to people in the community, then I suppose so. If you're talking about characters in her manga/anime, then I would say most the main characters (with the exception of Yozora) are, but most the standard background roasties are not.
3) nothing in particular desu
4) She experiences no noteworthy events, really
5) I wouldn't consider myself kind to myself, but not unkind. I try and be kind to others, although sometimes have difficulty with this.

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>>34474882
>>Would you consider your waifu to be kind or not? Why?
Yeah, she is pretty kind. She turned a kid into a zombie because she couldn't stand that she was dying.
>>Are people kind to your waifu?
Yeah, they kind of bully her for being a chuuni though and ignoring her to times.
>>What are some kind things other characters have done for your waifu?
Letting her stay at MC house.
>>Does your waifu experience a particularly kind/unkind event? If so, what was it, and how did it (or not) change her?
Kinda my first point.
>>Are you kind to yourself? Would you consider yourself a kind person?
I'm kind to everyone except myself.

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>Would you consider your waifu to be kind or not? Why?
Sure she's kind, she always tries to help her friends and stuff.
>Are people kind to your waifu?
People in the anime? Yes. People in real life? Not always.
>What are some kind things other characters have done for your waifu?
Being good friends to her.
>Does your waifu experience a particularly kind/unkind event? If so, what was it, and how did it (or not) change her?
Mugi stole the strawberry off her cake, so she cried. Didn't really change her, they still remained good friends.
>Are you kind to yourself? Would you consider yourself a kind person?
God no, I hate myself, I do think I'm a kind person though, I always try to help people in need unless they are dicks.

Anna.

Shame she turned out to be a worthless cunt.

>tfw this thread made me think about my discord friend who I got into an argument with instead of some 3D slut

Reddit.
Originally memerino

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or just not try in the first place

>eat a piece of cake
>fall back one week in your diet
I hate it.

I lost 30kg
then put 10kg on thanks to several depressive episodes in a row

now I have to do it all again