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well now I do.
good timing too was bout to go fap

>>34475957

I don't know what you're talking about. They are way out of my league.

>>34475957
what is the male equivalent of these girls?

>>34475947
>self checkout
Way more things go wrong in self checkout than with a cashier.

>>34475947
Show up to the store with cash, makes transaction short af. Here's a simulation of what's going to happen:
>anon: "Hello, how are you"
>cashier: fine thx
>pay cash
>leave store

Self check can be worse like when you scan an item but it doesn't do anything and you just have to stand there and wait for the attendant to rescue you and all the other customers stare at you and you just abandon your shopping and go home and eat a dry banana and cry...

>>34475920
Nope that would be a painful mistake

>>34475969
you just fall unconscious dont you? combined with hypothermia this could be a combo

>>34475920
You'd have to have people keep pushing to drink more or take some amphetamines in order to not pass out to continue drinking and get alcohol poisoning.

It's hard unless you've drinking for years now and even then you'll probably just shut down a kidney and suffer a slow painful death

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>>34475874
Pass down a morsel of enlightenment to me, please.

>>34475874
>getting your dick removed for a fetish is socially acceptable

rly make you think

Is this a dickectomy or an add-a-dick-to-me?

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heres another one of "her" comics

Reply to this post or sarah will never be your gf

>>34475872
>as if leaving the premises will get him off of you

>>34475870
You posted this thread yesterday

orignalio

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Congratulations on being Americanized

>that smug when other spics realize you can't understand them

>when you're the only bot who tokes online right now

rip

No, it's just that most people who smoke weed aren't fucking retarded and act like their smoking apparatus is important or name it and post it online for attention

Delet this thread, fuckhead.

>>34476120
k dude, thanks for the input

>>34475800
I just started effexor, too, anon. I went from 37.5mg to 150mg over the course of a couple of months. I think i'm finally starting to feel a little bit of a boost at my doseage, but it's started making me sweaty and it's really hard to cum.

I wish things were the way they used to be.

I take something called "Mirtrazapine" for my depression/anxiety.

I still have some pretty blue days, but for the most part, I guess it works okay. I can actually be bothered to get out of bed. I coupled being on this medication with a job I'm passionate about, and it's turned my life around.

Don't suffer in silence, brothers. Medication can work wonders if you let it

I use Aripiprazole.

>>34475759
Work hard and with a smile and maybe she'll promote you to Head Beta Provider

:>)

>>34475759
Steal her panties, post pics

>his boss is a woman
That's the real story here. You know you're a failure in life when..

Why are you so obsessed with the far right?

Are you really so insecure?

>>34475704

>Not wanting millions of 3rd world rapefugees entering your country and destroying its traditions == wanting to kill anyone who isn't like you with poison gas

nice strawman there, leftie

>>34475771
It's almost like you aren't part of the far right then? So none of this was addressed at you and also not a strawman? People from the right are usually slow thinkers

>>34475686
They are less intelligent on average. Most people know this, but they don't want to admit it/ The signs are obvious. Less scientific and mathematical accomplishments. More poverty. More obesity. More violent crime.

Probably down to a mix of genetics and environment.

If you live in some sunny arid desert you aren't gonna give a fuck about building a warm house to live in, a hut will do just fine. They probably just got lazy at that point and gave up which lead to stagnation until whites came and fucked shit up.

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>>34476487
>whites came and fucked shit up
You mean untill Lincoln exploited Africa for cheap labor, then was killed before he could deport them all back? They have been ruining our country since then, just like every country in Africa has failed historically because niggers are incapable of civilized society?
>im triggered and rustled

>>34475677
No, I don't support fascism.

>>34475677
the what with the what now?

orignalio

>>34475677
Yes I will be protesting the existence of antifa tomorrow

>>34475640
No one gives a shit that you're a feminist

What does nigger cum taste like?

>>34475640
Does anyone give a shit that you're a feminist?

>>34475804
Sorry, I guess I didn't have to ask

my deformed face is stopping me

originalio

>>34475607
Cause im not chad

Not interested in casual sex

>>34475592
>>bought her some new Gucci shoes
>>STILL won't have sex with me

cuck

Take her shoes and leave.

You bought her something before you'd even had sex?

Was this an arranged marriage?