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I once had this tard named nate in school
> be lunch 8th grade a guy bets i wont walk up to him and say would holla for a dolla
>easyshit.jpg
>walk up say it to him
What happens next is a shit storm
>jumps on table screams vice principal tackles him
>everyone is laughing
> smirk as i won the bet but still shocked as wtf happened
> tard comes back and sits down after a scolding
>do it again
>here we go again.exe
>does same shit funny as hell
Found he is in jail now
So /r9k/ you got any funny tard stories
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>>34476452
This one retarded made this thread
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>>34477422
>t. nate
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>>34477619
You fucking what mate??????>>34477619
I have no idea what that means
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wtf guys
I just caught my parents having sex
wtffff
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Better learn to knock next time.
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>>34476474
I just thought they don't even have sex anymore
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>>34476497
No, anon. You're the one not having sex.
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Feel Thread
>be me
>20
>slim 7/10 looking
>had some girlfriend,never felt true love
>try tinder after breaking up with last one
>dated some of em,the were boring normies
>i enjoy playing vidya and doing lazy stuff
>tinder match with stuff
>lives far ,can't meet for months,until we both move to capital for education
>we play vidya,and trying to make her less normie
>made her 6/10 normie to 4/10
>cont.
anyone cares how is it gonna end?(sad story,it is)
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I care, anon.
jckhcoh
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>>34476602
only for you buddy
>we talk on messenger,even when im at work
>all day,every 15 minutes,for 2 months
>we are acting like a couple
>sending memes all day,talking about life stuff and vidya
>she is getting better at being no normie
>flirting all day,and making dark jokes
>"wow,you are so different,than the others2
>FeelsGood.jpg
>playing on steam after work with her
>skpye videocall,while playing games
>she is admiring me for everything i do
>tfw first time i am in love
>trying not to fuck it all until we meet
>this goes on until 2016.09.11.
>09.11. is her birthday date
>we go to the capital and meet
>cont
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>>34476768
different anon but i do
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Why do you losers keep complaining about not having a gf just because you're ugly?
Do you really think looks is the only thing that matters?
Ugly fucks have a chance at getting one of us in the form of money, get rich and then maybe we could get along.
So stop being fucking whiny babies already.
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>>34476423
Why waste the money on a fatass like you when I can hire an pornstar tier escort for the fraction of the price?
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>>34476423
It's complicated. I'm average looking at best, so I'd either have to get fucking /fit/ or rich. Unfortunately there's something inside of me that kills any and all kind of motivation to reach either of those goals. So I just get depressed and miserable instead.
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>>34476423
Because money can't buy real affection, only sex.
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>sperg gf eats baked beans with nearly every meal
>talking to her about it
>she mentions that she doesn't chew them
>she just swallows them whole
Who's more autistic? Her, for doing this, or me, for being so disgusted by this that I got slightly angry with her?
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>>34476403
You. It's an English thing now fuck off
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At least beans are healthy and she's not eating everything with a side of ice cream.
As long as she's not fat there's not a problem
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>>34476450
>>34476454
It's the swallowing whole that disgusts me
>tfw one of the few passing traps here
>tfw still no sugar daddy to take care of me and call me his princess
WHY
AM
I
EVEN
ALIVE
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>passing
Prove it
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> my ass is ready
> so is my soul
> where is my big dick to satisfy?
Pain pain begone
Or put roses on my grave
Me; I no longer care which
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You know it's mostly meets on disability and college people in debt on here right?
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Would magic mushrooms help someone suffering from depression and anxiety?
What would be a good dose for someone's first trip, and what is the correct set and setting to make the best use of the drug's effects?
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>>34476194
They'll let you experience goods vibes from a mystical land for several hours, but eventually you have to come back to reality.
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>>34476194
It will help you realize that depression is a meme illness that doesn't exist. Same with anxiety.
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>>34476194
there is only one way to take shrooms
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Unironical 4Chan appreciation
Anonymous
2017-01-28 07:13:01
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I know a lot of people here have some love/hate relationship with this website. But has 4Chan brought you joy at any point or are you even glad you found this site? Personally I think finding 4Chan has been one of the best things to happen to me.
>4Chan has been my daily dose of keks and every day I find new funny or hilariously degenerated shit that makes me smile so hard that people look funny at me on the bus
>I can relate to people on r9k, pol and other boards and can express myself better than I could ever have had at the numerous shrinks I've seen
>boards like out, tv and fa give me daily inspiration
>etc.
Honestly 4Chan has improved my quality of life like no other thing has in years. I now consider Pepe, Wojak, Gondola and co. as one of my best friends and always have to laugh out loud whenever I see a smug pepe image.
Does anybody else feel that way or has my autism simply passed the point of no return?
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>>34476187
Also participating in the great Meme Wars of 2016 has been one of the happiest times of my life and seeing Trump win almost gave me a heart attack of euphoria because I knew a new dawn had risen for this site after winning the great meme wars.
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>4Chan
>4Cha
>4Ch
>4C
>C
What did he mean by this?
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Only time I really appreciate it is when a coax a female into posting pics of her self, save and fap and tell her she's a whore
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>watch porn
>cum during the intro
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>>34476184
You need to watch and fap to porn more often son
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>>34476184
>tfw you cum in under a minute
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>watch porn
>dont have the time to cum before its over.
>feel unforefilled the rest of the day
>22 year old vagina woman
>worse hairline then most of the men on this board
photo is a year old, it'd actually gotten worse since then
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This happened to one of my sisters friends aswell. She went from a 7/10 to a 4/10 because of it
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>>34476101
If you let it out I'm pretty sure you'll cover it, even if you lost some more it's not gonna progress much. Saged
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stop tying your hair back then you dumb bitch
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In this thread I will post quotations narrating the life of Joseph Goebbels from his birth until he and the Nazi party took power in 1933:
I intend to cover:
>his childhood
>his experience in school
>his experience with women
>his artistic ambitions
>the struggles he faced in Berlin prior to gaining power
Please bump to keep the thread alive if it interests you. I posted some quotations a few nights ago.
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On his birth
>"He began his life story thus:" Born on October 29, 1897, in Rheydt, at that time an up and coming little industrial town on the lower Rhine near Dusseldorf and not far from Cologne."
__________
On Joseph's portrait of his father
>"Joseph would write: 'I just can't understand why Mother married the old miser.' He painted a picture of his father lying in bed three-quarters of the day, then reading papers, drinking beer, smoking and cursing his wife, who had already been about her housework since six A.M."
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On Joseph's attitude towards his mother
>"His sympathies were all with her. 'I owe her all that I am,' he once wrote; and he remained beholden to her all his life. He had his mother's astute features-the face perceptibly flattened at each side, the nose slightly hooked, the upper front teeth protruding"
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On Joseph sickness during his infancy
>"He remembered his sickly earliest years only dimly. He recalled [...] a bout of pneumonia which he only barely survived. He was always a little mite of a fellow. Even in full manhood he would weigh less than one hundred pounds."
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On Katherina Goebbels praying for her young son
>"[...] in his childhood, there seemed to be nothing she could do for him but pray. Leading him by the hand, she took him to church constantly and, kneeling beside him, she implored the Heavenly Father to give him strength to endure the burden of his physical weakness and his undeveloped body."
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On young Joseph as a shut-in
>"It was obvious to him that his condition was a worry to his parents, and from his early childhood a seam of self-doubt was deposited in his nature. He shut himself away in his little attic room with its sloping ceiling and its single window looking [...] down into a cramped and gloomy courtyard at the back of the house."
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>>34476083
Bump because i am a proud national bolsevic.
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>woman obviously shows interest in you in public
>go flirt, exchange numbers, whatever
>part ways
>get excited because you've been a lonely fuck for such a long goddamn time and now you've finally got a chance
>text later that day or the next day
>oh btw I've got a boyfriend
Why do women do this? This is the second time in a row and it fucking sucks. It's like getting one of those fake lotto tickets.
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>>34476079
>>woman obviously shows interest in you in public
Nope.
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You're suppose to ask them if they're single when the conversation is ending you newfag
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>>34476115
ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING IMPLIED? SHE WAS EVEN BAITING ME FOR COMPLEMENTS IN THE FIRST CONVERSATION.
>fat lady bought $100.00 worth of kfc with EBT today
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i saw this happen at arbys once
they also used an entire coupon sheet and took about 15 minutes to order.
not even shitposting or being edgy when i say these people should be gassed.
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stop NEETshaming and fatshaming
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>>34477204
lol fuck off you useless piece of trash
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Would you an albinog?
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Heck yes! White skin, big booty. Win win. Andif you get tired of her youcan sell her bodybarts for big money in africa!
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Would what? Have sex with? If I were drunk, probably. Now marry one? Hell no.
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Can I call her a wigger?
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What would you do with your dream girl?
>hug and never let go
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>>34475984
same.
why must life treat us like this?
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I would ask her to succ.
Seriously nothing bothers me more than that boys get their dicks sucked by cuties while i have to jack it to hentai. It must be the most fullfilling pleasure there is out there, right?
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>>34476021
You could get a cute if you were to realise, that to achieve your goals you have to put work into it.
Maybe you already did realise it and you think it's too much of an effort so you continue to jack to hentai