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>>34479643
I actually like oatmeal cookies. Not a huge fan of the raisins though, I'd rather just have the hydrated grape.

>>34479643
They are awesome for being a cookie.. when there are obviously better ones.

This statement is 100% true

oatmeal macadamia nut/white chocolate cookies exist

czechmade, slowvaccums

Don't be fake and do it whenever you feel like it. There is no such thing as enough. Each time she'll fall in love. But it must come from your heart.

>>34479617
Stop watching hollywood movies anon. It doesn't work like that in real life.

Girls get compliments all day long. Anything you say will be something she's heard thousands of times before, and if you're ugly she won't care that you said it. Compliments only matter if they come from Chad.

Just stop eating so much, fattie.

>>34479544
Because I have the resolve necessary to maintain my weight. I don't cave in whenever I am hungry. If I did I'd be a fatass just like you.

Because unlike us fatties they have self discipline and are not lazy. Or just better metabolism

6 AM..Wake up
7 AM Wait for bus
7:22 AM wait for train
8 AM wait for another bus
8:28 AM make it to work
6:10 PM Leave work
Do the bus train bus shit backwards
7:22 PM am at home
11:00 PM Sleep

In other words, the wagekuk loife

>>34479533
I'm living the dream but I actually like staying up until early morning. I feel a lot more productive at night. All the normies are sleeping and I'm up writing music and poetry.

>>34479533
>showering everyday
must be nice

>>34479528
Skyrim, Fallout, that new Zelda game.

wizard101 XDDD

>>34479566
>>34479588
>multiplayer
You illiterate fucks

first for I want to die

>>34479523

What's everyone's opinion of 'The Pusher', a theorised serial killer that may exist in Manchester, and could be behind up to 80 murders where bodies have been found in canals across the area?

Third for communist uprising

It's an issue about self insecurities and posting my face would give me horrible anxiety and cause me days of sadness when someone mentions how deformed I look. What pisses me off is when you faggots shit up my board with your self validating /soc/ shit. Please fuck off and leave me alone

>>34479494
What idiot would come to r9k, a place filled with salty FAILED NORMIES (like you), for self validation? Even when it's deserved you won't get it.

>>34479441
Hi bern <3

i would confess to her

go see her and do that stereotypical jap shit where you practically kiss their feet saying sorry

Just stop talking to her. Delete every contact and wack off and play vidya

>Get told I look like Bruno Mars, Elliot Rodger and Mr. Bean
What can I aspire to be in life

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I fucking love being a freakish creepy weirdo desu.
It's fun when your perspective is radically shifted from what you've been socially conditioned since birth

All through out highschool buddy.

If you watch it more than once a week

>>34479410
I guess I'm addicted to porn then

>>34479385
When you can't even keep track of how long you're looking at it for and hours upon hours fly by

>>34479377
She's just doing her job. If you are desperate to survive, steal peanut butter and cheerios from a gas station or something. They last a long time and have protein and nutrients. Also, cut your Internet so you can afford food.

>>34479413
I used to work at a fast food place and i gave people lots of breaks especislly if they are down on their luck. Shes a cold heartless cunt who hopefully get assrapped in a dark alley

>>34479413
I dont have internet and my job is "on call" so i need a phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVxZJYvc_XM
I V E G O T T H I N G S T O D O

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robotcore 101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ9d0G6M2EU
i pissed in her maggot filled asshole

>>34479343
feel better man

tomorrow is a new day

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>>34479343
hmmm
fd
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stop posting this thread m8

oreo

>>34479341
just hold you farts when you around her

You need to improve your diet drastically.

>>34479341
Stop eating foods that induce copious flatulence.

>unscrupulous person, especially a corrupt politician.
Sounds like it would make for an awful relationship.

>>34479390
Or an assassin, especially one belonging to a Chinese-American criminal organization.

>>34479426
Still doesn't sound like it would be a good relationship.