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>>34480539
Lifting doesnt cure social autism

>>34480539
Because I've already lived a life of shitty 25 years and it wouldn't make up for the time I've rotted in lonely bitterness.

>>34480539
Have you ever been to /fit/?

did it a couple times in college and a couple more times after that
can cure chronic depression? personal experience says why not

>>34480538
It seriously made me more open tbqh

OP here

>>34480590
did you end up getting buttfucked

>>34480450
>Thanks! You're really nice. You remind me of my mommy!

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>hey anon (stiffled laughter) we think you're pretty cute

>>34480450
>"thanks, I think your pretty cute too. You seem really smart, and you look like someone I could have a real conversation with. You want to have dinner and get to know each other better?
Yes, I am Chad. All you autistic sperglords will never understand how easy this is.

Lol maybe you are the garbage did you think about that?

>>34480440
>treats me like garbage and tells me he's offing himself every week

The new BF or the old one?

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>>34480440
Fuck. Off. Fuck off.
We seriously do not care. We do not care about your day, we don't care about your boyfriend, we don't care about your issues. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking opinions. Jesus Christ, why did you make this post? Did it benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE? No. You posted this because you are a solipsistic whore who thinks she matters because guys like her facebook photos. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "but i don't have fa-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking tumblr either. It's a site where you post pictures of yourself for validation, hell it could be /r9k/ for all that matters - you are still an attention whore. The guys that have called you beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you don't. You're valued for a vagina. That's it. Nothing else. Why you think owning something that 50% of the human population owns makes your opinions worthy of shit is fucking beyond me.
Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you. I cannot stand your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless all the time. You are a literal robot who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random guys on the internet i.e. us, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring thoughts on our board? Think again, cunt. Girls like you are the most boring people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr/reddit or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or state something interesting, u literally jus consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that.

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why would i stop

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>>34480409
>Why haven't you stopped eating meat yet lads?

I have
I've been a vegetarian for almost 2 years, and a vegan for a few months

honestly wasn't that hard to become a vegetarian and becoming a vegan was even easier

>>34480527
Was there ever a more normie diet than vegan?

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>>34480381
>ask a submissive girly boy anything

no

>>34480381
When will you fuck of to reddit?

>>34480381
>girly boy
>faggot
>implying

>>34480372
So when do you wake up from your dream? Better yet, when do I wake up from this nightmare?

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>>34480572
I dunno man I want to stay in this dream and with lines like those you should write music lyrics

>>34480372
>go on /soc/ because what the hell
Should have stayed on /soc/ ...

One day you're going to be happy and all of this will be just a old dream.

Sure hope so - to everyone and anyone on /r9k/.

But for now, I'm a uni wagecuck with no friends... ughh.

I truly feel like a robot. All I do is study, complete problem sets, and do research work. Sequentially executing task after task without a hint of emotion involved.

How's your saturday going, OP?

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>>34480481
Uni wagecuck too here, just started.

I don't have any exam left for now, so I'm just chilling a bit. I don't have awesome grade so I'll have to leave the campus the next year probably, this saddens me because I had a single room and it was pretty aesthetic. Oh well.

I never had a true best friend, but I found one here. So there's this, at least. I had worse moments. Still I often struggle to find the motivation to study.

Saturday is ending, 11:58:20 right now. It was quite uneventful but comfy.

Expose your balls to solar radiation

'rone

>tfw voice varies between bitch faggot and deep and manly

why does this happen

>>34480299
Even worse

>she says something really stupid and/or goes against the group majority
>friend vehemently defends her

>friend bring gf along
>they clearly had sex beforehand
>keep smiling at each other and giggling

>>34480299
>had a best friend all throughout middle and high school
>he gets a gf
>we don't get along at all
>he starts bringing her along whenever we hang out
>feel like a 3rd wheel
>always awkward af, cause I'm overthinking what to say and what not to cause she's there
>eventually just start declining all his invites or hanging out
>slowly stop talking
>tfw it's been a little over a year with no communication

I'm 29, still live at home and still argue with my mom over stupid shit regularly

>>34480277
>>34480332

i wish my family talked things out like that. i live with my parents and i haven't spoken to either one in a month.

>>34480359

How do you eat if you dont go where your parents go?

Is this even l-legal?

>>34480293
Only if you live in the land of freedom, if you're a yuropoor or canadacuck then you're fucked.

>>>/gif/
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oreganizo

>>34480211

i can't. Lux is literally the only champ I play. If I go support, I just kill steal and claim it was an accident and up going full ap dmg

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>>34480211
Mao, Braum, and Naultius.

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>>34480211
Sorry Lux is amazing but Janna is the best.

>>34480202
I don't think anyone gets upset about it.

>>34480202
Nobody actually cares, but it's a sign of weakness and it's instinctual for people to ostracise weaknesses if doing it is publicly accepted
It is basically a form of bullying

same as these other people said, I don't think it really bothers people. It's just cultural formality. It's like how people ask you how you're doing even though they don't care what the answer is and they hope you won't say that you're not doing well because then they will be obligated by western culture and social etiquette to talk to you more than they originally wanted to.

>>34480177
timestamp you dumb bitch. this is original.

>>34480177
Sorry babe, you're dead wrong on both counts: I'm busy watching anime!

>>34480177
Checked. I'll answer any question, senpai. What do you want to know?