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People do all kinds of weird stuff. In the grand scheme of things, liking to watch women pee is nothing.

Get some perspective.

>watching girls pee
>"omg I'm so degenerate xD"
/reddit9k/ at its finest.

no a few days ago there was some dude eating and jerking with his shit also licking a dirty toilet

>>34483176
Earlyb2000s had some rough interracial pornstar that I still watch. Now they go soft

early 2000s had some good stuff on limewire

For me the golden age of porn was when I most enjoyed wailing on my meat while watching it.
So, high school?

>everyone was trying to perpetuate this "Trump is just a ringer for the Clintons" when in reality he was working for Bernie all along
Is Bernie the true master jew?

>>34483143
Bernie will be dead before 2020, but a left leaning populist candidate in 2020 is inevitable

I wouldn't put that past bernie.

And they just need to get a celebrity too.

Arnold could win.

If they get a black woman watch out though cus them blacks will come out again and the woman will show up in force this next time. They only didn't this time because they were a little smug.

If oprah ran she would win.

We'll see how this one does in the next 3 years though. Ppl dont like him because they say he gives america a bad name but a lot of americans are just like him. Sad truth.

>>34483098
>whats the best way to distract myself

Shit in her bed

>>34483098
do squats and eat a bowl of oatmeal

>>34483098
shit all over her and assert your dominance

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>bitcoin came out EIGHT YEARS AGO
>friend and I were juniors in HS when that happened
>>hey friend you heard about this bitcoin stuff
>>>haha yeah bro it sounds like a scam i mean cmon what else are people gonna use it for besides drugs
>8 years later, both of us are impoverished NEET dropouts struggling to find work at even a walmart or petsmart
>it's now more prohibitive/difficult than ever to "mine" bitcoin

>>34483093
>tfw was 11 eight years ago

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>>34483047
I posted my money making method.
I make good money of off this method.But they didnt care they rather made fun of me.Maybe its because its already known.I mean its not my IDEA but how I execute it (catfish big style).
Hm..

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>>34482959
No way.
This is /ouralbum/.

I think they're just /ourband/ in general

>you'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking
>so dont get any big ideas, they're not gonna happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ky1td3_6LY
ive never met a normanshit who can accurately identify with a radiohead song besides "oh dude one time I had a bad day brah haha"

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>>34482959
>shitty reddit teir band
>/ouralbum/
get some taste, tard

>>34482880
It's basically a giant metaphor for the wellbeing of the world
It means that the human race is close to killing itself/all life on earth the closer it gets to midnight

>caring about some jew moving a clock around

>>34482913
So wait... that didn't happen in 2012 with the mayans?

Man, these niggers and their stupid non existent gods trying to spread fear through the world
>>34482940
Everybody is talking about that shit, literally like everyone was taking about 2012 in 2009

>>34482877
Real robots are too anxious to drive.

>>34482964
There's nothing to it, tripfag

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Aren't most bikers chad though? Or at least failed chads. They're scary either way.

What happens if we meet some on the road?

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>>34482855
I didn't know this feel until recently, how do I make it stop?

Drink more water. It's more likely you're dehydrated.

>>34482855
You should try drinking water. Like, lots of it.

Want some pepsi? Drink a gallon jug of water instead.

>>34482844
Depends, was she "raped" or was it legit?

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>>34482844
>tfw a fat girl rapes me

>>34482844
No but you have a high chance of entering a spiral of hell greater than the one you're already in.

>She's mentally broken just like me! We match! We could improve together even!

Wrong.

>>34482805
Meth, DMT, and Starbucks

>working hard and improving myself

I'm guessing it's not going well because you're on /r9k/

I am the sins Sloth & Gluttony.

Keto is a fucking meme and it'll turn you into a sheeple because guess what... the brain can only use glucose and by following a keto diet you deprive it of just that.

Keto looks kinda faggy

I need my milk and carbs for gains

Trying out Keto this week with an EC stack. Using Primatene for the ephedrine. So far so good, it's been about a week and I'm down 3 lbs. Though I have an awful craving for pasta I need to ignore. I made meatballs in marinara covered in cheese tonight and I'm pretty full now but I still want that fucking pasta...

>>34482700
Is there a worst feel?

>>34482723
How was that original?
Original

>>34482700

>a girl asked him out

how does it feel to be popular?

>>34482685
What does duvet mean, you faggot

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>>34482685
>tfw a fat girl steals your body heat

>>34482685
sauce?
>inb4 carol.jpg
I know, but carol who?

It means she wants your dick but she is also major roastie.

>>34482674
It means she thinks you're interesting, and she wants to show her friends.

Since you're on r9k, I can only imagine that it's the bad kind of interesting, where he thinks you're a creep

She's making fun of you with her friends.