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>>34483780
will i pass my session?

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>>34483807
ouch
originalio

there's this guy who's a friend of a friend. He's super tall and like bara. Really thick beard thats greying. And he's really shy and sweet. I've met him once before a few months ago and crushed really hard on him.
So last night I met him again hanging out with friends and this is a rundown on different things that happened last night

>arrive and when he sees me he has a huge smile and says hi right away
>friend goes to introduce us and I say "we've already met, Idk if you remember" and he said "of course how could I forget." remembering my name before he was told
>complimented me a few times during the night on how I was dressed and different things
>brought up a conversation we had that one night months ago
>smiled every time we made eye contact, or if one of us was stuck in a boring conversation he'd make a face at me
>when we were talking alone he sat really close and leaned in to me a lot

I'll see him again in a few weeks, we're all meeting up for a night out again. But should I ask him out?

>>34483754
iktf

I'm dreaming your my gf

>>34484100
b-but i'm a b-boy

the best (and only) time I get laid with random people I never asked for

It's a warm, tingly feeling that progressively gets more tense as time goes on. It's sort of exponential.

Watching them work is heaven. The good ones, the ones with practice, will look up at you and toy with you as they do it. Virgins or less experienced girls just close their eyes and focus on not gagging.

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>>34483704
It feels quite nice breh

i didn't like blowjobs at first, because I thought it was too little stimulation. But I learn to love it. It's very intimate. Different from masturbation and sex obviously. In a way that there is a lot of motion. Swallowing is love

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>My lease ends in 3 months here and I'm going to move into a van so I can go to college without paying rent here "like 1400 for a 1bedroom 1200 a studio
>My place won't let felons move in
>I can't take care of my father
Do I bring his ass into my van and keep him in my watch 24/7?
I feel like he will die in the next 5 years of drug abuse.

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Damn bro
Also
>tell him you love him
>freebird lynrd skynard

I need some real advice /r9k/, what do?

>>34483675
total chad alpha as that one yugiho card

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>>34483675
Does this look like someone who's a Chad to you?

moot is a robot that got lucky and made it big

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>>34483647
this thread needs more love, please be our messiah

>>34483647
>that beat for Chad Thundercock
damnsonwhere'dyafindthis.wav

are you trying to sound like Danny Brown on purpose

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>>34483647
chad thundercock has a dope beat, if you want any other rapper influence you should check out MF DOOM, his rapping style is a little hard to replicate but if you can achieve word play like his i'd donate some money..........

>>34483552
1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.
3. This comment is original.

gonna need some sauce on that image

Go up in the mountains and fuck with the giants

>Robot who turned Chad here.

No such thing. You were always a Chad. Dormant chad maybe. But a fucking normie still.

go die in a fire.

Why do I get the feeling you are 16 years old?

>>34483502
tell me about getting women and how you became a Chad

I am bored and want to hear stories

I can't. Now repost it in every language you have learned, be sure to keep in mind that we'll be able to tell whether you used Google Translate or not.

Because in order to learn a language really effectively, you also have to practice speaking it. Most people can't just pick up a language by listening to it (although some really gifted people can).

I missed you language guy

>>34483413
That's honestly fucking sad, op. I feel really sorry for you, and I wish I could help.

>>34483413
>stop eating
>do side bends
>stop eating
>go walking
>stop eating
>stop eating
>start lifting
>stop eating

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>>34483413
>so fat I can't physically fit into pictures anymore

If trips, we all leave 4chan for good.

>>34483408
Rollerino rollerino give me trips

>>34483408
We can't escape and you know it.

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>>34483352
>tfw my only day to day social interaction is with the man in my mind
feels bad man

>>34483389
What is he Iike?

>>34483352
I don't have schizophrenia, but I do have bipolar and get psychotic when I get manic.
Can I still join yall?

I'm more interested in if there's any robots in the uniformed forces

any public health corps anons here?

>>34483293
What does the PHC do?

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>>34483255
Going Navy Corpsman. Soon to be Doc. Plan on asking to be assigned to marine corp unit as a combat medic, once my sea duty is up.

>>34483214
I still swear by Ju-On. American versions (The Grudge) are surprisingly decent.

Try one featuring female humans engaging in sexual activities

Insidious for one. Even the opening title with the big red letters and loud music scares the shit outta me.

Dark skies. One of the best extraterrestrial horror films I've seen. Not your typical alien invasion, but a family being monitored secretly by aliens. Three spooky.

Blair Witch Project. Just kidding, that movie is shit tier normie garbage.

I'm turning 25 this summer and I've had a pretty rough go of it for the past 4 years, am I unwelcome here?

Obviously my problems have been a little more serious than "i have no gf" and "ree i cant get laid"

26, I gave up on life a long time ago not that I put much effort into living anyway. I'm just floating along on the river, waiting to go over the falls.

>>34483202
>28
>still live in mom's house playing minecraft
what went wrong lads