What's her name, /r9k/?
for me it'sjenna
>>34484356
Storytime OP
Whats with you and this jenna chick?
Her name is Nicole btw
Her name is Crispy and she doesn't know I exist.
Victoria
I miss her.
Reddit """wisdom""" on hentai
>>34484311
>implying the entirety of Reddit shares the same viewpoint
Try specifying the subreddit. Was it r/TwoXChromosomes or r/AntiPOZi?
>>34484436
you seem to know a lot about this...REDDITOR! dont take me for a fool i see through your scheme!
What if I only read futa doujins?
How does it make you feel when these twins control all the banks on Earth? It doesn't matter who appears to be in power; they all bow to the Bognadoffs.
Quick rundown on them:
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
/our guys/
Can I get a quick rundown on the bog bots in our body?
I just spat out my drink laughing
the nigga on the right wth
Hey /r9k/ should I go?
naughty, thicc and lit are the three basic states of mind as established by Greek philospohers
>>34484268
Sounds fucking disgusting OP. Go to it if you want to expose yourself to degeneracy. You can just tell from that description that only the summiert normies will go to that type of party.
>>34484268
no, those are not the kind of people you want to throw down with. Party is going to get busted.
>be a gamer
>salivate over pic related
>pepecryinglaughing.jpg
you cant kek this up
>salivating over a 3ft woman
>>34484263
she's already taken though.
>>34484263
She has fucking nice feet tho.
How is your day going anon? Are you doing oke?
Well anon instead of filling out job applications like I should I looked up how to start a pirate radio station and I made a Discord server for traps. I also tried out cooking some new, meatballs.
Now it's nearing the end of my day and I'm wondering what I should masturbate to.
>>34484546
Sounds like a productive day anon. Have you come to a decision yet?
I inted many lol games today and killed niggers in gta 5 yep
I want to alienate everyone around me. I'll be clear with you anons, I'm a normie by your standards and there's no use in denying it. I have people around me at all times and all I ever want to be is left alone. I see only the worst in people and I deeply hate most of them. For a start I deleted all of my social media and only a few hours later my phone is already blowing up with messages "lol u ok bro?". I try to avoid everyone at work and shut everyone down whenever someone strikes a conversation with me, but there's no use. I can't escape. They always find me. What the fuck do I do?
>>34484181
> I'll be clear with you anons, I'm a normie by your standards
> my phone is already blowing up with messages "lol u ok bro?".
Fuck you, you ungrateful piece of shit. You know what I would give to have my phone blow up with friends?
Get the fuck off my board
You have to have a personality which completely turns people away. If someone tries to talk to you, tell them to fuck off. Scowl at anyone who looks like they will try to talk to you.
Trust me, it should work. Some fags kept trying to talk to me at school and work, I done this shit and the fucked off permanently. It's autistic but it's the only way senpai.
>>34484238
I'm sorry you feel that way. If there was any way for us to switch places I'd do it in a heart beat.
I gotta stop browsing this board, man. This can't be healthy for me.
>>34484035
Wow, I've been saying that same thing for eight years now.
Time sure does fly.
I am only self pity and anger.
I browse here maybe 3 times a week if that. I also only do so at work. Just browsing here even for 1 hour completely changes my mindset and I think differently. I'll be getting things done all day and feeling great. Then I'll come on here for some lulz and turn my brain off and next thing I know I can't stop thinking about this place. Like I'll just be doing something and think about something funny to post. I can't even imagine the mind of someone who browses this board everyday for hours on end. You have no chance at a normal life
Why don't you have a firearm? Do you live in a socialist state or are you just a big, wet, floppy pussy?
>tfw the only gun I have is a shitty .22 rifle that my grandpa gave me
>afraid to go try and buy another gun because im afraid I'll get rejected
I just want a nice wheelgun and maybe a Sig in 9mm to be desu
I would probably have killed myself
>>34483972
Firearms aren't fun to use. I've already hip fired and dual wielded guns so I've basically done everything you can do with them.
I don't take risks enough to need one either.
Am I gonna be a virgin forever since I have an ugly cut cock?
>>34483947
There is worse things than being uncut anon. I'm a cyborg who lucked his way into a relationship with a nice girl. I was talking with her recently about our sex life and she said she'd 'love it if I had a nice thick cock that could make me cum really... but yours is okay though'. I died a little inside. I've never been self conscious about my dick size before (7x5 measured), but fuck am I ever now.
Nobody cares anon. I'm unclipped and still no girl fucks me. If you're American, it's probably for the best. Most American girls are creeped out by unclipped cocks.
Uncut = uncircumcised. The ugly dicks ard cut = circumcised.
What's up with the influx of /soc/-like shit lately on here? Steamfeels, discord advertising and related shit are common nowadays. I joined a few of those Discords to find out what they were about, but they were all full of (failed) normies. One even had a fucking image album to share their real faces!
What happened and how do we fix this? Janitors obviously are no use.
>>34483910
Jannies too busy deleting one or two trap threads to do anything else
>>34483910
post sharks at them lol
steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
is this the new thread?
sup robots
just bought a couple of bottles of straight DXM cough syrup (no acetaminophen or guafenisen) and want to experience robotripping. Some robots were talking about it last night, and it definitely does sound like the most robot friendly experience. Any tips from those who have tried it before?
>>34483846
Did you get slow release or hbr. I actually picked some up tonight as well, I've done it once before but it's been awhile. All I remember is that it was pleasant and I came up with solutions to all my problems. Of course I didn't follow through with them when the high wore off.
Does anyone wanna exchange contact info and chat while we do it or something?
>>34483920
just hbr, dosage information online is more prevalent for regular dxm hbr anyway.
I would love to chat but I can't take any until after my exams are done around mid feb :/
how much is in the bottles?
300mg of dxm will give you a nice high for about 3 hours but you will kind of feel like you're wasting it if you have done it before. if you have 600 mg the high lasts a lot (almost triple the time) longer, or it did for me anyway. Just go into it with an open mind, theres nothing real specific that will happen but a lot of things will happen.just enjoy it really.
How's your life fellow bots/?/
can this be living situation thread?
>i've configured a puzzle for you guys
>enjoy
first hint is inside the picture
Please post in >>>/ck/
Describe your life using the graph
And this is my chart
>tfw was heartbroken by an internet romance
>>34483810
I don't know what happened
it was fine for awhile
original melon
Why does r9k slow down on weekends?
Most normies participate in social activities
cause this place is full of stealth normies
>>34483785
Hate to break it to you but a lot of normies use this board.
Notice how slow the board was on Christmas and New Years?