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>>34484931
ask the voice in your head once you hear it. it will guide you to a better life.

>>34484931
>implying there's escaping

let it consume you, until you come to the truth of the universe
at that point, god himself will speak to you the magic words and you'll be free of your stress

>>34484900
wtf I love canada now

>>34484900
Tattoos are truly disgusting

>>34484900

what's up with that cross? she got a little WN in her after all.

>>34484775
Yes I do. Thanks for inviting me.

>>34484775
i wanna fuck the Caterpillar

>>34484775
>Wanna come along!?

If you let me fuck your ass

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>>34484757
you'd be a qt3.14 if you didn't have that redneck ass flag behind you

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Why would anyone want to post their ugly faces?

>Tfw stupid feminine looking bitch boy that no one will ever love

Kill me now, brobots

>>34485086
Sometimes criticism can be nice. Sometimes it can be funny. An actual robot wouldn't care though, because how would his faults affect his life without any contacts?

>>34484736
But this board only has normie threads now
How can you feel home in such a terrible place?

>>34484786
You're right. The normie presence is huge. But there's still good threads all the time. And there's nowhere better to go.

>>34484876
It's weird. You say that this board keeps you alive while it only makes me want to kill myself more and more

>>34484717
>staring at the girl
>not at thick daddy
Good fucking joke dude.

No, I'm staring at you.

>>34484717
Conor is one of the most autistic people i've ever watched. Literally just tell him you were checking him out instead and he'd sperg out till you could walk away

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>world war during your lifetime

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>>34484761
pol was right

deus will vult

>>34484779

>God will wills

For me, it is the only thing that makes me feel joy

Havent smoked for like 4 days though

>>34484623
I would tell them the place smells like shit and to either smoke in their rooms or outside

>>34484623
mostly because of memes and because it feels good. Its almost like masturbating for them.

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>>34484531
>tfw one day you will die and this will all be over

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>>34484553
>Everyone will die, everyone will lose
>the moment you die you win

>everyone will die
>buddhism is right
>all the good hearted stacies and chads move on to hell
>all the robots who wish death and destruction on 99% of people get reincarnated as ants to be stepped on

even in death you'll lose.

>>34484520
>he fell for the jewpill
I feel no sympathy for you.

>>34484538
wtf is a jewpill

>>34484520
Post anus.

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>tfw trap threads get upvoted up not this

I don't want gentle.

I want to be hurt and scarred both mentally and physically.

>>34484619
Hi Oscar. Any good nudes to share?

how does one put down a fish?

>>34484497
Put it in a bag and whack its head against a hard surface. Then freeze it

Alternatively poison it but we had none

>>34484497
You flush it down the crapper.

>why don't you just get a nerdy one?

Because I have standards

Because nerdy girls today are really just Stacies who only adopt the nerdy moniker because it's fashionable. Your pic being an example of that.

>>34484462
>why don't you just get a nerdy one?

because not even teh "nerdy ones" will go for me, faggot

>>34484416
Some robots whine and cry about teenage love. You'd think they long for innocent romance and long summer nights at a time they had no worries. But robots version of it pretty much boils down to muh young tight teen pussy. Stop watching anime.

>>34484585
>You'd think they long for innocent romance and long summer nights at a time they had no worries
Not OP, but that's what I feel like I've missed. Even if it's not realistic, I feel like I've missed out on a relationship without responsibility like what you'd get as a teenager. You've both got nothing to worry about short of school, you can spend all your time together, it's the period where you starting doing new shit like staying out late with each other, doing dumb stuff or cute stuff and the whole thing just seems so innocent.

I'm still a KHHV who has barely had a female friend, so I've missed it all and all that's left is an adult relationship where the end game is to get a house, have kids, and die, not the innocent relationship between two teenagers where you're just trying to have fun.

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>just finished reading a normie book about teenage love for my English class
>this thread is the first one I see on the catalog

Bring White America Back

All hail God Emperor Trump.

Hail Victory!

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Thank God, can't wait until I graduate and get my degree. Want to join ICE and kick in some doors.