I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
I am a god
Hurry up with my damn massage
Hurry up with my damn menage
Get the BMW out the damn garage!
If anyone's interested (which I doubt), here's a picture of Elliot's actual room in Isla Vista Capri Apartments at Seville Road.
I found it in a Facebook page called "Twisted World: The Life of Elliot Rodger". You can find a closer description of the photo there. The things seen in the image belong to the new recident.
Here is also a close up of his apartment door, from the same Facebook page.
If no replies I will know there is no real fans here, just posers.
Bump for Elliot.
Video connected to a book called "Murder In California", where there's a whole chapter about his case.
https://youtu.be/adKLY9pXHUQ
List your disprivileges to prove you're a robot and not just a whiner who thinks they're oppressed.
I'll start.
>severely mentally ill
>developmentally disabled
>poor
>went to public school
>no post-secondary education
>biracial (an ugly kind)
>trap
>5'11" spixican
>all of the mental/psychological/physiological drawbacks that come with being spic'n'spanic
>>34485710
Your problems are fake.
Jesus fuck this is just sad
I didn't want it to come to this, but this thing has been on my mind CONSTANTLY all week
So I'm guessing most of you agree that life is totally meaningless, nothing matters, and what we do wont affect anything. I've come to accept it, but recently ive been having this feeling, like theres something we dont understand, something that very few of us even realize its there. I dont think its a higher power, cus im not retarded enough to believe in religion. but i know its there, i just dont get it. its hard to describe. please tell me if any1 knows this feeling, or gets if its even there.
>>34485447
>I'm not retarded enough to believe in a religion
You'll grow out of that anon. But the thing everyone on r9k is missing is a gf, then a wife Having a few good friends helps if you don't have one, but your life is complete once you have a wife and kids.
>>34485507
Are you trolling nigga? Cause it sounds like iy
>>34485598
No. If you don't think you need a girl to be happy, you are lying to yourself, you're underage, or both.
>Be me
>living in dormitory building
>Have my own room but have a bathroom that connects to neighbor (this comes into play later)
>Be playing on my computer when I get sudden urge to fap
>grab a plastic bag to cum into so I don't need to clean up
>Lay on my bed with my pants down, browse porn on my iPhone
>Try to prop phone up on my chest so I can stay horizontal while jerking off
>Phone keeps sliding, grab a stuffed Angry Birds pig my aunt gave me and put it under my shirt to keep the phone up
>I finish and throw away the bag, go to the bathroom with my phone to wash my hands
>Walking around with only a hoodie and underwear on
>I left the other door unlocked, roommate walks in
>"Dude your dick is hanging out"
>I panic and try to put my penis back in my boxers
>suddenly angry birds pig falls out of my sweatshirt onto the ground
>"What the fuck"
>He sees my phone on the sink counter with porn on it
>Turns and leaves, then chains his door.
>When I return to my desk I realize I forgot to mute myself and my internet friends heard my porn playing
>Have to come up with a reason for why they heard plastic bag moving around
How the fuck do I recover
>>34485415
Get naked, smear feces all over your body, start masturbating and run down the halls screaming. People will realize you're alpha and respect you.
HAHHAHAAh
HAHAHAHAH
HAAAAAAHAHA
>>34485415
thank you for your contribution to /r9k/
There is no way for you to recover, it's time for you to move out and drop out of college and move back in with your parents
I'm getting tired of the palm, help a nigga out, what're your fapping techniques/methods?
FUCKING RESPOND. I KNOW YOU ALL JACK OFF.
>>34485312
>.
Use your hand you piece of shit, what are you? Fucking Royalty?
>>34485816
You may have noticed one before, but so there are these less productive members of out species characterized by a shorter stature, less muscle mass, and longer hair. They are called girls and it feels really good when one touches your penis. Also you can put your penis in them thats even better. But at the end of the day, nothing will feel quite as right as your own hand.
What would you do to fuck her?
>>34485213
Absolutely, originally, nothing.
Just rape her I suppose
Continue to scroll frogs
I just took a video of myself playing my guitar to see what I look like while playing and oh my gosh I have no fucking chin and my flared ribs make my chest look non existent my body protrudes in the middle I need to lose weight my hairline is atrocious my hips are so wide.
All the time I thought I was average looking but I went from a 6 to a 3 from this self evaluation tonight
>>34485198
Post vid OP, I'll r8
Would you care to watch any of my shitty metal covers? Nobody ever really watches but me
At least you have a talent, anon.
If dubs I get an escort with my next paycheque
Free reroll op :)
Its on the house
if dubs you save your money and fap and eat your cum.
if singles you get one now and post a vocaroo of the entire thing from the time you call her, fuck her and when you finish and leave
>TFW mother is remarrying a rich Jew.
Not sure how to feel about this.
>>34485127
You can get info directly from the Jewish source to defeat the menace.
God speed anon
>>34485127
If he is a charitable, familial Jew than he will give you wealth and then you will be part of the Jewry.
Or he will Jew you.
My ex's mother remarried a rich Jew doctor.
It caused a LOT of problems with her immediate family but I have to say they seemed to be a super happy couple even though the guy was creepy af.
AMA OP if interested.
Which stage are you at?
>tfw won the lottery and bought my own house
>work once a month for tax purposes
>just NEET it up all day, work out and spend tons of money from several investments being generating income for me
feels GOOD man
>>34485075
Moved out at 22, just in time
30+ here.
My parents kinda like me being home. Don't listen to this graph.
Why don't you go to a poor Mexican neighborhood near you and ask out poor QT Mexican girls
>>34485053
Fun fact
2/3, maybe even 3/3 of those girls are coalburners
>>34485130
Why is that?
t. Canadian with no experience with Mexicans
>>34485130
>>34485141
he is lying, latin americans hate black people
My dad introduced me to some girl (I think she's his coworker's daughter or something) and we shook hands.
What I noticed about it is that her hand was remarkably soft.
Are all girls' hands like that
How is it so soft
chads cock has skin softening properties
>>34485052
I've only held hands with 3 girls (non-lewd of course)
They're so soft it's unbelievable
>>34485111
Do they have more fat on their hands than we do or something
I don't see how else it could be soft since the structure of the hand is essentially skin and bone but I'm not an expert on anatomy
Tell me about the doctor
Why does he administer the lethal doses of morphine?
>>34485045
He's was an Angel of Mercy.
He's a small guy who wanted to feel like a big guy.
>>34485045
He was a radical euthansia activist, truly a hero to us all.
If you could leave 4chan forever would you?
Do you think you'd be better off as a person?
>>34484987
hell NO
to both questions
i could at any time but i think 4chan has given me much. if anything it has improved my life.
>>34484987
Using this site haven't affected my personal life at all, because I just use it for entertainment whenever I'm bored. Nothing on this page changes my point of view of anything in life.
>mfw I just learned this site affects some people's lives
Have you farted on your imouto today? Go fart on her and post results :3
>>34484978
Chad reporting in.
FUCK OFF YOU CREEP
>>34485587
You could at least not bump the thread
>>34485655
literally kill yourself you fucking degenerate
- chad out