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here's a picture of my screen, as requested
high energy post
>>34488486
>>34488531
I'll open these when I'm not on my shit kindle my sister got for me on black Friday even though I didn't ask for it she just got tired of me using her fucking computer.
Is he, dare i say. One of us?
Absolutely
oregano
>>34488093
He should probably grow his hair out. He looks like the fucking ace of clubs.
>>34488093
He's not, but he'd be a good friend to a robot
Political Compass inspection day robots. Show me what you've got.
>>34488066
>that far left mating press
MY D I C K
>>34488066
>I'm seizing your means of reproduction!!
Aren't they all dudes?
On a latter note, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I have ascended beyond this graph of the second dimension. The red pill makes you go higher up to the right in the second dimension, but the bog pill makes you break the barrior into the third dimension where you discover the truth. You access the fourth dimension in order to get a good view of the third, of course.
Hello /r9k/, I've been doing some research on a certain topic in my spare time that may require some sort of explanation.
I was getting my regular dose of anime, when I seem to have stumbled upon a dark secret that Jap officials are concealing from us good and true non-squinty eyed folk. The secret I'm talking about is this:
Japanese people are attemptimg to kill every country except Japan. How? They're producing content with feminine looking males to try and turn straight men homosexual. This is shown in various anime, such as:
>Assassination Classroom
(It should be noted that the name can be shortened to Ass Class, further proving my theory.)
>Oregairu
>Himegoto
>Uta No Prince-sama
I think what Japan is doing is disgusting, and we should petition Trump to nuke the Japs a third time.
>>34488059
>He makes a list of the best gay animes
Thanks for saving me the time I'd have to spend finding good gay animes anon, you're a true friend. Now
>>34488059
You could literally say this about western cartoons rn too
>>34488116
This is the opposite my post should've done. Please repent and maybe we won't fly you to Japan before we nuke it.
ITT we either post whatever we want, but should be mainly about how/why we are broken
I'll start:
Anxiety so I rarely do shit.
Socially awkward as hell so even if I manage to talk to someone they think I'm fucked in the head (not wrong).
My 'friends' rarely acknowledge my existence.
School isn't so bad but I switched programs so I've added another 2+ years to my stay.
pic unrelated
>>34488043
>Socially awkward as hell so even if I manage to talk to someone they think I'm fucked in the head (not wrong).
This is me
>>34488043
Edgy teenager who enjoys the fantasy of being different and strange. Leave
I make threads on 4chan
Ever since I was a kid I hated going into open fields or on plains because I was scared gravity would stop or reverse and I would be flung into the sky resulting in me plummeting to death or suffocating in space
>>34488025
Wouldn't that happen anywhere, not just open fields?
Honestly same OP
>>34488047
Yes but I would have a chance to grab onto something or be stuck on the ceiling, in open fields I have no chance
>Go to college
>Become cordial with tall blond haired blued eye track and field female athlete
>get along with her ok
>Semesters go by
>I'm doing really well in school, she is still around
> She is one of the few girls around me in my degree
>She needs help with physics and other stuff
>Constantly around helping here because she has a soothing voice and smells wonderful
> Kind of become friends
> We end up becoming really friendly and do a lot of stuff together in the architecture studio, mostly school but occasionally chat about other stuff and on really late working nights we would put on a football game or something
> She leaves for a study abroad trip this semester
> Finally started to really feel like she was a friend (there was not shot at a relationship but still a friend)
> For other reasons too there are practically no girls around my studio
> Lonely and no girl to talk to, even for school reasons
>Have lots of guys friends and still doing school work and such
> Outwardly acting kind of chad like, on the inside and on this post am incredibly lonely and sad
I just want to smell that smell again, it was like some apple head and shoulders and something. There wasn't even anything really that sexual, it was just so nice spending time and being friends with a girl and doing things with her. Even if it is just mostly school stuff.
>>34488008
>I just want to smell that smell again, it was like some apple head and shoulders and something. There wasn't even anything really that sexual, it was just so nice spending time and being friends with a girl and doing things with her. Even if it is just mostly school stuff.
How does it make you feel knowing she'll be getting drilled by some foreign Chad's cock, OP?
You know it's bound to happen.
>>34488629
not good desu
but she was likely getting pounded at school too so what difference does it make
>>34488008
Anon, I will give you an honest advice. If you're in this board it means you lack the means to have her, don't even think about it so you don't end up as a beta orbiter/ creep. If she liked you she would show it, right now she is getting pounded and you're not even in her subconscient memory
>create ISIS
>bomb both Syria and Lybia
>people manage to escape that hellscape by coming to the US
>virtually everyone of them works hard
>at the height of islamic estremism only1 guy in the entire US decided to shoot lots of people
>get kicked out on remembrance day for no good reason whatsoever
>they will go back to their countries, wich are still bombed by us and wich are still plagued by ISIS
How does it make you feel guys? Should we feel responsible for it? Was this the right choice?
I'm genuinely conflicted.
I think you should post this in the POLITICS BOARD
>>34487998
>>>/polbloxxbloxxbloxxyblox
>>34488029
>>34488037
I wanted to talk with actual human beings. At this point /pol/ is a echo chamber, I already know what the answers are.
I'd rather debate this here.
As i child and throughout my teen life i was very sheltered and my parents tried very hard to keep me away from violence, always talked about how evil strangers are, bullies i will find if i dare to venture out in the real world. My parents come from fucked up violent backgrounds. I was never allowed to hang out with friends or have dates (i am a male). I am 18 now in my last year of high school and i feel i missed out on alot of life experiences i couldve had. The whole fucking sheltering just made it so i devolved a addiction to gore/shock sites on the internet and i frequently watch cartel torture videos and rape porn. After graduation i want to join the Marine Corps infantry but my parents do not approve of this at all and talk about how i will be "sent to war" (that is actually what i want) and that they will yell at me n shit. Ive been suspended from school a few times and once temporarily expelled for pulling a knife on someone.I have few friends because i am ashamed to admit that my parents will be watching everything i do. At school i skip classes to get high, i lack confidence but despite never being allowed to play sports in the past, i bodybuild and i am one the biggest guys in my school. (Parents actually try to limit the amount of weight i lift and prefer me to go planet fitness rather than LA fitness but i dont listen on that one) I wont get a gf if everywhere i go i will be followed and monitored. How the fuck will i make it? Should i just one day skip school completely to enlist in the Marines? Will i really continue being a virgin until i move out years later in the future? i feel inadequate as man.
>>34487983
Move from your parent's house you nigger
you're 18 now, so your parents can't stop you whether they like it or not.
go do what you wanna do with your life. it is yours, after all.
>>34487983
What, you are okay with doing something illegal like acquiring and doing drugs even though you're being watched but not trying to pick up a girl?
have you ever had what you might consider a paranormal experience? no spooky skeletons or other memes please
>>34487941
Sorry to tell you this OP, but there is no such thing as paranormal in reality. You can perception a paranormal experience, and this can spread from you to other people, but the simple fact is that if humans didn't exist, paranormal activity would not exist.
>>34487941
yes. i used to see two ghosts semi-regularly when i was a child, between the ages of about 5 and 8.
they used to just float above my bed and talk to each other. they never talked to me.
could have just been the beginnings of the schizophrenia though
closest i ever got to a paranormal experiience is the no cns anon threads
I kinda like this image... what if someone's thinking of you and doing this right now?
I am absolutely 100% certain no one has nor ever will masturbate while thinking of me.
one hundred fucking percent certain.
>>34487859
it would make me happy
I don't know anyone but my mom and dad
>tfw either your mom or dad are masturbating to you
GEORGIA BOTS
GET IN HERE
>Caturday night feels edition
HAPPY CATURDAY MY DOOOOOD
>>34487794
BUMP THAT SHIT UP FAMSU
>>34487794
DDO IT FAGGOTS
Is Friday the 13th /ourmovieseries/? It's literally about an autist who goes around murdering Chads and slut Stacys.
>>34487680
That's what ever slasher killer does you d-dummy...
>>34487680
Jason is /ourguy/ no doubt about it. Nothing beats enjoying a nice teen horror slasher movie and betting on which whore stacy and chad are gonna get killed first/last
>>34487680
He killed white people. He was probably a sjw self-hating white guilt cuck
How does it feel that anime is not real?
How does it feel that Trump will never make anime real?
How does it feel that we are forever condemned to this pitiful existence?
>>34487625
these aren't things I want to feel
If anime is not real then what is this? Trump always fulfils his promises.
>>34487906
This anon just checkmated you OP. How does that make you feel?
What's she gonna do?
>>34487537
>What's she gonna do?
Get fucked
>>34487537
idk but my week about to be poppin
also shes probably excited to wear summerdresses:)
take drugs and gobble cock