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How can women be sexually attracted to men?
Men are repulsive.
Do women get with men solely because it's what society tells them to do?
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this is a dumb question and you should feel bad
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what is biology you pathetic worm
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>>34491279
No, because their hormones tell them too. Whowouldathought?
Does /r9k/ like the cat in the hat
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>>34491261
hello /tv/
cunny?
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Not particularly, but I like memes
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>>34491261
I "like" it yeah. If I had friends I wouldn't show them the movie. It's an autistic piece of shit. Almost as autistic as Nolan's shitty Batman flicks.
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Drunk on a Sunday Threads
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2017-01-29 08:23:21
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It's 8am in the morning and I wanna get drunk. Going to the gym now so I can nap when I get back. When I wake up again the drinking begins.
Any drinking robots ITT?
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I'm drunk as fuck
I watched HWNDU all night and I got massively depressed that it's over, that I'm getting older and that I can't hang out with chill dudes in NY and make lasting friendships based on trolling
My only solution is to drink beers
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>>34491238
>getting older
How old are you senpai?
I'm 27 I reckon it could still happen but I kinda don't care to make the effort. Also I'm a Bonglander so we don't have scenes like that here, it's more chill though.
What you drinking anon?
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>>34491226
It's Sunday 230 AM here. I have half a bottle of booze left. What happens is I slowly drink half a bottle and pass out. Then I drink the second half much quicker. I will try not to pass out maybe with this second half. Either way I am gonna have a vague tummy and head ache. Wish weed was legal so I could counteract the painful effects of alcohol.
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Why is it so easi bros ?xD
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whats your profile like?
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>>34491361
good face pic, a pic that shows you aren't fat, no selfies, no mirror pics, no topless images unless sport or beach.
Bio is just where I live, what I study and my height.
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>>34491148
fick dich ins knie du spast.
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>23
>Transcended the mortal desire for intercourse with another person
>Care only about finding "the one"
>If I don't find her then no biggie I like being alone too
Am I the only one?
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I'm kind of there, just not the last part.
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>>34491104
I've transcended past wanting a relationship and petty things like friends. Humans are disgusting garbage. Myself included of course.
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>Also 23
>Transcended the mortal desire for finding "the one"
>Care only about intercourse with another person
>If I don't get it no biggie I like jerking off too
Am I bizzarro you?
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My gf's roommate asked me to find her a boyfriend, sent me this list of requirements for her guy:
Good looking
Smart
Goal oriented
Somewhat large to moderately sized pee pee
Somewhat large to extremely large bank account
Must be advocate of equal rights
Must enjoy company of dogs
Must be cultured
Must accept best friend as package deal
Virgins are ok
Emotional stability preferred
Conventional masculinity not preferable
Good dancer if possible, if not must be open to learning
Must drink heavily or be able to accept my heavy drinking
Must be willing to wear the skirt in the relationship
In somewhat good shape
Taller males are preferred
Cannot like country music
Must enjoy traveling
Cannot be trump supporter or republican
Absolutely must understand the importance of grooming his eyebrows
Must smell nice
Must enjoy long talks and walks on the beach
Must be willing to become my personal chauffeur
Ability to cook is a plus
Inability to clean is a minus
Quirkiness welcomed within certain statutes
Must be strange in some way
Extreme religiousness is out of question
Using hard drugs frequently is not acceptable
Weed is ok
Soccer enthusiasts preferred
Cannot be more than 1 year younger than me or 10 years older than me
Am open to concept of daddy
2017 man
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>>34491068
Get some guy to dress up like Jesus to make fun of her saying not even he meets all the qualifications
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>>34491068
What kind of assbackwards normalfag bait is this
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>>34491149
The average requirements for a below average woman looking for a date.
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If you had the opportunity to lose your virginity but it had to be with pic related
Would you do it?
Or would you pass on it and possibly continue being a virgin until the day you die
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>>34491063
Is that eggy?
Pls no mute
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>>34491082
Yeah, back when he was doing hrt
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I'd have mom's spaghetti on my shirt itt looking like mom's spaghetti. You better capture mom's spaghetti.
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how do i stop the screams in my head, the loneliness, the depression, the disconnection from reality. the social anxiety which feels like its constantly getting worse?
i cant take this anymore
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>>34491036
there's always death
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>>34491036
Yeah, like >>34491074 said. There is always death. Or you can talk back to the voices of they'll listen.
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>>34491074
Im to much of a coward to KMS
>>34491134
its my own consciousness screaming, not some sort of voices
Lately everything going on seems to be getting worse, the last month was just a shit filled spiral
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Do you think you could date a liberal woman? It seems like 80%+ of women are liberal these days, so you would have to keep quiet about liking Trump, and pretend to be liberal, or better yet, just say "I've never really been interested in politics, don't like to talk about it."
Thoughts? A right-winged girl is a rarity that only a few lucky men will get to come across as a potential mate.
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White women voted majority trump, despite what the media wants you to think
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>>34491026
>Do you think you could date a liberal woman?
considering I am a liberal
yes
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>>34491026
I am dating one, but she's only liberal now because of how extremely right Trump is. She used to be conservative, but made the wrong move in going to the opposite end just because of party affiliation. Don't get me wrong, she's not an extreme liberal, but it's like, shit, you don't fucking abandon your party like that if you're upset about them. You try to correct it.
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The soap shelf in the shower should have a weight limit clearly labeled on it or at least some warning to not put your foot on it. They break so easily. It's tempting to use the soap shelf for resting your foot when the bath tub doesn't have a good flat edge.
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>>34490917
I broke one of these and it was a pain to fix. Don't do it.
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Why would I need to rest my foot on something? What kind of showers are you taking?
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Those tub soap dishes are the robots of bathroom fixtures. Their very purpose is pointless. Nobody is going to put their soap there because it just gets soaked by the shower and your soap turned into mush. It was a failure from conception to execution.
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Who /waiting for mom to die so you can finally kill yourself/?
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>>34490891
Me, but I might get impatient.
I'm 32, she's 55, but I just don't want to fucking do this anymore, I don't want to fucking see 50 or even 40.
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I'm not sure. On one hand I feel like I should wait. On the other it's partially her fault that I exist, and why should I care if she's emotionally damaged as a result of her poor decisions?
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I don't care about hurting my parents as they're part of the reason I'm so depressed
>mfw there are literally 11 trap threads on this board right now
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>>34490885
i really fucking hate this board
what's a 4chan without gays and mentally ill trannies? rping traps and trashy lesbos?
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>>34490885
robots have always tended toward prison gay, you are either new or too 'tismic to notice earlier.
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>>34490885
Who cares, tell them to jump in an oven and get pozzed, bam, hide their shitty thread
Done
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I didn't mean to
I'm so tired I'm on autopilot and I just say whatever sounds like an agreement
How do I turn this around?
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>>34490813
You don't. That's the perfect response. She's fishing for compliments and you just blew her the fuck out. Leave it.
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Perfect response, post pics
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>>34490813
Hahaha I love you anon. Fucking savage
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>Used to think friends would never abandon me
>They grew out of me and left
>"At least /r9k/ wouldn't do that, we're together alone, forever!"
>/r9k/'s getting very slow and is quite possibly only populated by a few gay trolls now
If there are any true robots left, please... Speak.
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am true robot, hi x
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>>34490708
yes am robot
car broke, phone yes
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have broken parts. can not speke wel. how can felow bot function?
Watching pros play poker late at night is truly comfy.
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>poker
>skill
>"""pros"""
>not just rich fucks with basic knowledge of probability and nothing better to do
Your idea of comfy is watching wealthy cunts throw their money away?
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>>34490684
that sounds pretty fuckin boring, faggarino
originally, though
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>>34490713
you all stop bullying anon late night poker is a unique kind of comfy, the kind that reminds you of watching snl so many years ago and after the sax solo during the credits it would go straight into poker.