chicken tenders or salt and pepper squid
bonus question, what would you have for drink/dessert
sorry english isnt my first langiage
>>34493149
tenders, dr. pepper to drink and the chocolate-chips-gummybear trio for dessert. not even fat.
>>34493169
>not even fat
If you eat sugar you become TOFI, which means you will end up costing the healthcare system hundreds of thousands of dollar in diabeetusbux anyways.
>>34493205
please be nice to him
>Moved into a shitty apartment a few months ago
>Super thin walls and can hear everything on the other side
>Seems it's my neighbor's daughter's bedroom on the other side
>She's about 10-11 years old
>tfw my neighbor rapes and beats his daughter often and I can hear every single detail of it
>tfw I've masturbated to it before
I feel so guilty but it's so sick it turns me on..
>>34493132
Call the cops dumdum
>>34493132
You could have stopped this anon, you could have saved that little girl from torment.
She's probably going to kill herself when she's older.
Why haven't you saved her?
>>34493156
This
But first record it that way you still have something to fap to
I start tomorrow. Please help me think of something Normie to say when they go around the circle. New city, new start. I can't fuck this up guys.
>>34493100
Dude this was the downfall for all of us. If it wasn't for those weird normie rituals we wouldn't be here.
>>34493100
Hi i'm anon and I love backpacking :)
I can probably help.
Need a bit more info on what you're actually doing.
What are you starting?
who else /osu/ here?
ask a good osu player who wasted 3 years of his life indoors on a circle clicking game
anything* im a dumbass
>>34493076
Go play a real game like Overwatch
>>34493076
do you regret doing it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=201&v=sLw_IsP-uHM
ADMIT SHE'S BASED.
She gets uglier every time I see her. How is it possible for a woman to hit the wall this hard without drugs?
>>34493059
She's /ourgirl/
>>34493043
shes got the heart of a first gen troll but she shitposts too much
Anyone else marry a ridiculously ugly (but normal) person just so they can be NEET till they die?
>>34493002
no, because there is no such thing as fembots here
>>34493017
Now hold on a minute, anon. With the increasing number and acceptance of homosexuals, perhaps there is a growing market for male house-NEETs.
>>34493061
No no. I mean I'm actually a fairly attractive man who married a hideous women because she has really good job and I just want sit at home playing video games all day.
I told her that and she was fine she just wants someone who loves her. And I do but I don't find her attractive at all. It works out I guess I.
>tmw youre having a great time with her and you wake up
>>34492988
>sleep
>dream about fucking mom
>comes directly
>kanye comes in
>suddenly mom is outside
>kanye about to fuck
>go outside with machete
>to pussy to kill kanye
>kanye suddenly has cloths on and walk away
Does this mean i am sick in the head?
>>34492988
>having sex dream
>you and the girl are both naked
>can't seem to actually have sex with her
>wake up
>realise because you're a virgin your brain can't even imagine what it's like to have sex
>even in your dreams you'll always be a virgin
Nice way to start the day.
I was having a great dream about my gf making me call her your grace and my queen and making me be completely subservient to her before I woke up. Just typing this about it is turning me on.
>tfw she's nothing like that
got drunk and deleted all the porn
lmao
could this be the beginning of a new chapter in my life!/?
Chapter 2: Anon redownloads his porn, but can never find that one video that always made his dick diamonds because he can't remember the name of the girl in it or the title of the video.
>>34492938
Nah, mate. Now you spend your whole lifetime looking for the porn you used to enjoy, but never find it again.
>NEET life
>Free to do literally anything you want and sleep all you want
>"hurrr it's boring and depressing, I wanna go back wageslaving for jews and ruining both my sleep and health because I have no clue what to do with all this freedom so it scares me to death"
Kys
When I was unemployed I browsed 4chan for 16 hours a day.
I'd be that's what most NEETs here do to.
That's not really carpe diem.
Not only that, but you have no money, no direction and nobodies' respect.
Get a job, loser.
>tfw model
>get paid to look good and have my picture taken
>chad wins again
>>34492930
I'm in dire need of that sauce, brother.
I've really felt like a huge loser for the past year after a break up that hit me pretty hard. Most of my friends new her, mostly because I had met her through them and now I have not talked to them for maybe 4 months. On a side note I hate my job have no other friends and at this point just go and masturbate to Hentai. Should I kill myself?
>>34492863
4 months without friends and a gf must be real tough m8 real tough
>>34492921
Actually I'd say 9 to 10 months, and yea It surprisingly does. (I felt sarcasm but i'm serious.)
>>34492958
I was being sincere, kind of.
Since you had friends and a GF, it's more likely that you'll have those things again than not. dw
Why are people so obsessed with sex?
Is it just that culture changed. Like in the 90's you use to be able to talk to people and it wouldn't be sexual in nature. Then around in the 2000's it just seems like an unavoidable topic. Like why the fuck is it impossible to make friends and not have to talk about sexual things even if it's not really explicit?
For example, now even incel is a thing. So people that don't even have sex talk about it being involuntary. So not only is talking about sex so fucking important to people, talking about not having sex is also equally important. What the fuck is this?
identity politics have been pushed and sexuality along with race are the easiest things to divide yourself by.
also people always talked about sex you were just a retarded kid in the 90's and didn't understand it
Pic related fammoso
Lulz
>>34492789
The good thing is that you can avoid it by being a hikkiNEET
Its your lucky day! Kek has noticed your shitposting prowess and has decided to award you with a girl- or a boyfriend (depending on your sexual orientation). There's a catch though. In return for giving your the gf/bf, Kek will transport you to the timeline where Hillary Clinton became the first female president of the United States.
Do you accept the gf/bf?
fuck yes, I'm not a burger so it's something for nothing
Can I get a gf (male) too?
>>34492786
eh only if its a real qt gf (male) with a qt caged feminine dick
>4:30 am
>gf still not back from "hanging with friends"
>>34492774
>gf
leave this board and never come back
you should head to soc that sounds like more your style :6)
>>34492774
>he lets his gf have friends
>>34492791
Die
>still calls her gf despite being the local city cuck
Throw yourself off a building you retard
How do I stop being dependent on meds?
I feel like they repress me
What meds do you take robro?
>>34493073
venlafaxine 150mg a day
ITT: good feels thread
What good feel have you experienced this week anons?
>Currently sat in my bucket chair with tea watching the sun rise
some anon said I'm not garbage
I just got level 40 fishing in Runescape.
>>34492643
congrats anon!
man i really need to get back into osrs, i miss my level 80 ranger