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Ask a Skinny Pretty boy Chad Anything, I'll answer. I hold you robots dear in my heart, let me help you
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Which race has the best pusssu
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why you here ?
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>>38989728
Honestly, I like Spic pussy. Something about the whole papi complex and knowing you could buy her entire family makes it my favorite. White girls are degenerates or that would be my first place.

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That cute girl you're interested in is fucking with chad right now.

You'll never have a chance with her.
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>>38989276
Birch what if I am Chad?

Checkmate, normies
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>tfw your oneitis is masturbating to a creepshot of you RIGHT NOW
How does it feel, bros? We're in there.
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>>38989276
who is this? origigigigigigigi:D

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What does /r9k/ think about sports? In a general sense.
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I like listening to baseball on a staticky radio.
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I watch em fairly casually. Ranking goes
Soccer
Football
F1
Hockey
Womens team volleyball
March madness
Baseball
Niggerball finals

But I don't really give a shit. I've never understood how people get interested in the stats and shit. It's like autism for normal people.
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>>38989270

I watch it, follow it when it get interesting but its not something I obsess over or get mad at

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Do you honestly realize how easy it is being a girl?

I literally can't even imagine what it would be like to show some skin and have people instantly like you
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>>38989252
I don't like attention so I'd hate being a girl
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It must be like living in an entirely different world.

Every social interaction would be so different.
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>>38989334

Imagine everyone being all smiley and happy about your mere presence.

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"Hey, Anon. This is quite the view. So what did you want to tell me?"
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>>38989218
why is it that you autists always manage to write your stupid fantasies in a level of english that should be coming from someone who has it as a second language?

nobody talks like this. Allow me to fix your conversation.

"Hey, anon."

"Hi!"

"Quite the view, isn't it"

"It's easy on the retinas."

"Of course, what was the object of which you spoke to me that you wished to convey to me in spoken language?"

what you posted was autistoc
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Misaki...I...I...

Misaki I....

*runs away crying*
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>>38989218
I... I.... I eeeeeeh... Well... Aaaah, nevermind. It wasn't important.

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>"C'mon white boi, stick it in already! Tyrone's only finna be gone for an hour, we need to make the most of this!"
What do you do?
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>>38989205
Stick it in her I suppose. Nothing better to do.
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call the cops on tyrone and get him arrested so we have plenty of time
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>>38989205
wow..i..i know that girl...

Does anyone here go to an Ivy League school? What's it like?
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>>38989176
Now post the statistic that says rich people are the reason "normal" people don't get into ivy league school and it has nothing to do with non white students.
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>>38989176
yeah, in a few decades, the ivy leagues will be no more than expensive schools for spics and niggers who'll think it still has a name. So called equality and diversity ruined it

also lol@ limiting thre number of whites and asians, who I guess arent minorities now
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>>38989201
Rich people are smarter and better than us, they don't need affirmative action. Non-whites are not smarter and only get in because they're shitskins

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Could /r9k/ pass the ultimate normie test?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Urng_hGF8
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normies really have trouble with children?
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>>38989349
>normies really have trouble with children?
You don't?
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>>38989099
I am at my most comfortable around children, but I think it's just because I'm a literal idiot.

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ITT post the most attractive people from each country. Pic related, there is literally nobody better looking than T. Swift in the United States.
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>USA
>International
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>>38990008
>Implying the US is not a nation.
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Cute Mexican chick

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rapping Tomoko
is back again
you could tell someone
but you got no friends
you sit inside all day
just a mindless drone
eyes all glazed over
and you'll never bone
that girl you waifu
2D or 3D
cause you're just a neet
without a degree
mom and dad's fed-up
with your useless ass
but you hide downstairs
and smoke up some grass
but they'll die one day
and then you're fucked
cause it's all your fault
your existence sucked
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>>38988890
going to sit back and enjoy the show.
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>>38988890
>>cause it's all your fault
>your existence sucked
It isn't anyone's fault that they have a bad life. All choices made, all predicaments, all situations can be attributed to the creation of the universe. Everything is a happy accident, every mistake you make, every success you achieve, none of it was really your doing in the sense that you could had ever done anything else.
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>>38988966
whatever you say pickle rick

keep putting neets in their place rapping tomoko

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Aliens are among us edition
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>>38988878
lads, what fags should I get?
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Oh look, this thread again..

Fuck off back to the sea you dirty britbongs.
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>>38988878
This time I will be on top. Or close to it.

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ITT post your autistic habits
>pick my scalp until it bleeds
>when i cough i hold my balls so i dont lose them into my stomach
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>>38988793
>when i cough i hold my balls so i dont lose them into my stomach
what?
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>>38988882
You know how when you cough your balls go up a little bit? I always hold them just to be sure they never go too far up.
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>>38988793
>>when i cough i hold my balls so i dont lose them into my stomach
TF NIGGA?

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I wish that my angel will come back to me. Please, robots. Her Discord is bailey#8569

Just tell her Olive wants her back.

How can I win her back, friends? Please help. I can't stop thinking about her. I just want to login to Discord and tell her I love her, but she blocked me.

>Talk for a week
>Become friends
>Make mild advances ("please, come to bed with me so I can hug and blow you kisses endlessly"), just normaly roleplay stuff.
>She got wierded out on Facetime
>Blocks me

All women are vapid sluts. But I want her back.

Dammit I wish I took more screenshots of her on FaceTime. I miss her. Bailey please come back, little one. My baby girl. I miss you. I love you. Pls.
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holy shit the cringe OP. Whats wrong w you!?
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>>38988747
who is she and how do i talk to her she looks cute
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>>38988747
it is time

for you to stop

(preferably right now)

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>anon, you're hella short
>"i don't like short guys"
>*Puts hand on head
>you're very short anon, why are you so short
>are you getting shorter?
>height doesn't matter, you'll get a gf someday,there's someone for everyone
>bro, i've seen a lot of short dudes with gfs, you gotta put your self out there and guit game
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>>38988665
Are you like 4'5
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>>38988971
Nope,I'm 5'6'' tall anon. 66 inches of incel
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>>38989027
fugg, I'm also 5'6''
we can be manlets together anon

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4215246/first-pictures-of-schoolgirl-who-attacked-her-orchestra-love-rival-with-acid-in-horrific-assault/

>girl on left has crush on a guy
>guy only wants girl on the right
>girl on the left has brilliant idea and plays a little joke on the girl on the right
>fills her violin case with acid
>girl on the right opens her violin case and the acid spills all over her, causing her to scream in pain for hours, suffer major nerve damage and also be permanently disfigured
>girl on left doesn't give a fuck, says girl on the right did it to commit suicide

She'll be out of prison in 21 months but man. Imagine being that dude, having girls going to prison over you being attracted to someone else.
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>>38988332
"the fairer sex"
"the empathetic sex"
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>>38988332
>tfw no one will ever burn someone with acid for me :(
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>Britbongs band guns and knives
>Now forced to 'educate' people on treating acid attacks

>Roasties frame acid attacks as male perpetrated
>Get attacked by females with acid

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