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Sunday mornings are nice. Are any of you anons going to church this morning?
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>>34494694
Nope, I'm going to bed. Good night!
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>>34494694
Why of course I am!
I have service in about an hour.
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>>34494917
That's great to hear, anon! What denomination is your church, if you mind me asking?
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out of the 500 million sperms that you father released into your mom's vagina, you won the race and now you are you, you are here reading this message and feeling alive, feeling conscious in your own body.
if another sperm won the race, you wouldn't be here.
Can you comprehend how mind blowing this fact really is?
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>>34494688
I was both the sperm and the egg to be fair
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>sperm me has won something
>I never have
it's a shit feeling
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Fake, that's what jews want you to believe.
Life is meaningless, and there is no end.
Kill yourself you autistic fucking retarded lanklets
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>>34494681
Oh shit, l'm sorry.
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>Life is meaningless, but there is an end.
would make more sense, even if it's clunky. why would I kill myself if it didn't end my life?
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>>34494681
Ehhh, it's pretty comfy here, I think I'll stick around.
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Ask a guy with kidney failure anything.
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>>34494656
How'd that happen?
4. seconds.
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>>34494656
How did u rekt ur kidders?
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Ate you waiting for a donnor senpai?
>Oregano not even once
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What does /r9k/ think of weed? I don't know why people still treat it like a normie meme. For me it's a better anti anxiety/anti depressant than any shitty drugs I was forced to take from a doctor growing up and it makes food taste better and jerking off great.
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>>34494652
>For me it's a better anti anxiety
lolwut? I am extremely anxious. W33d makes me more anxious. Is that because I haven't had the right/privilege to build up a tolerance to it?
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>>34494668
weed brings out peoples more positive qualities where as alcohol is a depressant. for some people though it can make anxiety worse. for me personally it helps me cope with personal issues a lot easier as it numbs me and makes me happy but I smoke it so much that iv'e gained a psychological dependance on it.
I actually socialize/function better without it but I tend to have less control over my negative emotions when i'm sober and that's what bugs me about it.
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>>34494652
>Falling for the herbal jew
Weed is ok in moderation when you can actually get something from it aside from making your life a little more bearable.
If you're just like dudeweedlmao.jpeg you sort of turn into a faggot, too much weed isn't a good thing and you think it makes you cool and when you are like 16 years old it does make you cool but trust me you don't want to rely on weed when you are older haha
Fucking childish shit
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>someone makes a funny post
>10+ replies
>2/3 of them are 15 year old kids saying "put me in le screencap xd
Why do you do this??? just go back to your own shitty website, please!!!
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>>34494635
be sure to put me in the screencap :^)
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>>34494635
>you
>not smelling like a gross fart
lol
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No but really, this isn't a safari for le funi meme arrow stories for you to show all your loser friends in your high school, you little shitstains take all the fun out of it and are the sole reason for the concept dying out as a whole
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Needs another thread because the last one is dead
Woke up at 12, lazy thoughts in my head
Edition
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>>34494587
First for Bogpills.
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I want to go out for a walk as I've got fuck all to do but it's raining.
>tfw stuck in East Devon
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who else /FindingItHarderAndHarder/ ?
think this might be the year, lads
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>tfw so sexually depraved that I get an erection just by thinking lewd thoughts
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Sounds sweet! Can't get it up unless I put something up my ass and can only come to trans anal porn.
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OP is a sorcerer
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>>34494555
Or alternatively, you're just a teenager.
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Does anyone else pirate vidyas instead of just paying for them?
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>>34494535
Ofcourse. I'm not going to spend 1/5th of my wage to play game on minimal settings.
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Meh welfare pays for them, don't really care it's not like I earned that money in the first place
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>>34494535
>buy vidya
>don't play it anyway
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What would you do if you were in his place?
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definitely move seats and not just sit there awkwardly.
>132x180
kek good job
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>>34494532
I would tell her I can notice the smartphone oddly aimed at me while you are doing something funny. I would tell her I wish we lived in an age where social media did not exist since it kills my confidence in doing something weird.
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Go home hand masturbate.
Catchy filename by the way.
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>ITT: /r9k/ makes a snuff film!
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>>34494502
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Is there a video to her getting her cunt teeth chipped? I have to guess that another woman did this.
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>>34494502
Looks like she hit the edge of a wall straight down the middle.
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>>34494519
Maybe she paid the toll for being a coalburner.
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>he doesn't main best girl
Pathethic. It's like you don't want to win or anything?
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>>34494498
> Lux
> Best girl
you should consider picking up the community loli
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>maining anybody
>playing this shitty game in the first place
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what the fuck is this shitty /v/ thread doing here
I'm 20-years-old and the last year have been the same day on repeat. I sleep in too late, browse some imageboards, eat food, go to the bathroom, maybe go for walk, masturbate, then fall asleep, only to do it all over again tomorrow.
Why? Why am I such a lazy NEET, why am I such a genetic defect. I have no special features that made like this, I just look average, have average intelligence, but am so goddamn lazy. Why, why am I so lazy?
I hate waking up in the morning. I have nothing to live for. I'm an absolute disgrace.
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eat a banana
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>>34494517
W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BANANA?
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>>34494544
you know exactly what they mean by a banana desu
a little potassium can go a long way
is larping only for losers? i used to rp, but like the tumblr written paragraphs (yes im a girl) and i would like to be a part of a vampire one or something cool idk
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>>34494476
larping is probably an ok thing provided you've got the right group of people for it
i wouldn't tell my friends that i do it if i did though, seems like a very guilty pleasure pastime desu
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>girl
>vampire
Seriously fembot get creative with your rp, also do not rp on tumblr seriously the otherkin will make you want to tear your eyes out.
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>>34494766
nah i dont rp anymore
i just want to dress up in a cute costume and have fun
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>be in juniors school
>have a great love of crafts and model building etc
>decide that i am going to make my own models at school
>use toilet papoer mush it up and dip it in the toilet water to make paper mache
>spend a good hour over the school day in the toilets making little paper mache men
>would store them behind the tank in the toilets (we had really old style lead pipe bathrooms)
>when one went green or mouldy i would line all the other men up around the toilet bowl and flush the mouldy one away
>this carried on until i was 12
why was i so autistic anons? i cant have been the only one who did something like this
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>>34494353
Anon what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
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>>34494353
Died.
Oigniooflgo
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>>34494353
>have a small finishing nail that was loose on the wall that my bed was up against
>couldn't go to sleep every night without pulling out and pushing the nail back in exactly three times while gently knocking on the wall in between times
Thankfully my bedroom wall is drywall now