Will the 80s bush ever make a comeback?
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nope, women are brainwashed.
that's the whole reason it even was an "80s thing" to begin with.
unless someone brainwashes women into thinking it's cool again.
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>>34495066
Its coming back. I find it totally disgusting, theres like 3 of my favorite porn stars that grew these hideous bushes, so now I'm slowly running out of shit to fap to, bushes are like my cock kryptonite.
I'd literally pay them to shave at this point. I miss the smoothe HD pussies and no little asshairs they missed shaving.
Fucking repulsive.
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>>34495046
Nah George H.W is really old these days
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Can't i just get a gf pls
That's all i want
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who the fuck are these dudes.
someone give me some sort of summary or dare I say, rundown.
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>>34495281
2 celestial beings, haven't you heard???
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>>34495281
>He's not bogpilled
Someone give him a /rundown/
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How do I stop cumming so much? Whenever I masturbate I blow so much cum it's ridiculous. My boxers can't soak it all up and it ruins my sheets. It pretty much just drenches in crotch in pure jizz if I just don't care but it's gross.
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I think you're going to have to show us before we can answer that question
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Find a cute boy and use his mouth and or anus to store the cum.
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>>34495021 Find someone into bukake ?
Does anyone else here fantasize about becoming a super pretty girl and then becoming the girlfriend of your favorite artist?
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>>34495011
https://discord.gg/qCj3d
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>>34495011
>becoming a super pretty girl
Yes.
>then becoming the girlfriend of your favorite artist
No.
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>>34495011
I fantasize about becoming a super pretty girl and then becoming the girlfriend of a cuteteasing dominantgirl
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>be passable closet trap
>chads regularly offer money to fuck (as trap)
>>>too terrified of AIDS to go for it
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>>34494995
This isn't 1980. No one has AIDS faggot
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>>34494995
>passable
b8
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>>34494995
well ihope thats not you
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Why does he keep getting away with this?
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Bionicles are the transformers of the Lego world
Prove me wrong. Protip: YOU CANT
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>that one friend that doesn't respect the Bionicles and mashes them up with regular Legos
disgusting
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>>34494989
>posting Toa, the Chad
disgusting
Who else /kopaka/ here?
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The knights of the western calculus. 2017-01-29 02:08:17 Post No.34494961
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The knights of the western calculus.
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Fellow robots.
To everyone seeking.
Join us
We communicate through the name Knight.
>Remember, no matter where you go, everyone's connected.
We will hear from us soon.
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>>34494961
Sounds like severe autism.
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>>34494961
>calculus
gross
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>>34494961
How do I join?
oreginalas
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I managed to "hook up" and it felt natural 2017-01-29 02:05:16 Post No.34494923
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I managed to "hook up" and it felt natural
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I did not think this was possible. It wasnt even weird the next morning.
Here's a recap
>yesterday
>invited to house party
>the girl is the host
>i met her 2-3 times before and she was always extra nice to me
>we all get drunk
>go out for a while and she grinds on me in a club
>come back 3h later to sleep at her place
>6 of us come back
>2 sleep on the couch
>2 in guest room
>girl says im sleeping in her room
>i felt something might happen but didnt really think much of it
>there's a bunk bed and she's on top
>we say goodnight after a small chat
>she comes down to get something
>takes a mickey mouse commic, sits on my bed and decides to tell me a stupid joke
>tells me its my turn to tell joke
Now here's where i almost spilled spaghetti and fucked up. Since i dont know any appropriate jokes i layed there for 2 min thinking of what to say while and it got awkward
>end up telling her i cant tell her a joke because i only know mean ones
>she tries to salvage situation
>im making it hard for her since im retarded
>at one point i just say fuck it and go for a kiss since im drunk
>it works
>we start kissing and she tells me to come on the upper bed
>we kiss for 10min and idk what to do from there
>we stop
>talk and cuddle a bit
>she starts kissing me again
>this time i end up licking her tits and rubbing her pussy
>she stops me after a bit of rubbing
>we talk and cuddle some more
>she starts kissing again and i do the same again
>she stops again after some rubbing
>we talk and cuddle some more and fall asleep
Sadly no sex, but was more than i ever did.
The cuddling was extra nice and comfy no matter how gay it sounds, and the next day wasnt weird at all. She climbed back on my bed after eating breakfast and layed next to me for a while. After that we woke everyone up and went home.still a virgin :(
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You're so fucking stupid, you don't spend that long kissing/cuddling she must of got bored.
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>>34494923
Use your god damn tongue OP. Girls have an insta win button , use it!
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>>34495049
Well this was the first time i did something like this.
Also, we stopped kissing the first time, then she came at me again and this time i got my hand under her shirt and rubbed her pussy and whatnot and then she wanted to stop.
After another break SHE came at ME again and i did some more under clothes shit and after i rubbed her for like 30 seconds she didnt let me.
I cant say i had an idea on what im doing. But yea i thought the kissing lasted a bit too long as well so i tried doing something else.
I dont care if i wasnt good at it or whatever, or if she tells her friends something negative. Ill just blame it on the alcohol if i hear about some negative feedback. Im happy, it was a nice experince for me, and i doubt she thought it was that shitty since we got really comfy and talked nicely the whole time and the next morning nothing was weird and she wasnt like trying to avoid me or something.
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>tfw just got really drunk and accidentaly puked through my window and onto the head of my neighbor
>red colored puke all over his face and clotches
>he's an agressive chad douchebag so he wants to kill me
what should I do?
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>>34494913
You should die if you puked out to a public place instead of dealing with your own shit tbqh m8
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>>34494913
that's pretty badass desu senpai.
take the beating I guess, but consider this a crowning moment in your mundane life.
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>>34494913
>red colored puke
oh please tell me you got "really drunk" on red wine, it would make my day
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Stop supporting Trump.Original.
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>>34494858
But he's the only one that memes the way I like.
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>>34494858
I don't. But I get triggered over my dad saying Hillary isn't corrupt even after I slowly explain to him how she is. If you're going to ignore my language like that you may as well fuck me.
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>annoying celebrities getting arrested
that's just satisfying, it goes beyond politics
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So trumpsters, how does it feel so far?
Like a week or so in and this guy has brought upon so much asspain I cant even list it all.
Is he already better than Obama based on the FUCK NORMALFAGS factor?
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Yes, he is. Stacy's BTFO. Muh abortion and Muh refugee.
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I'll be honest I expected him to get to power and do jackshit but fuck me he did his job immediately seriously he puts most other world leaders to shame.
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>>34494847
The latest cries of MUH REFUGEES all over the Internet is fucking amazing.
They keep getting caught in lies and they keep going. Leftists are the ones that actually have autism.
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INFP GET IN HERE
Why are we so sad all the time, holy shit
And why girls think we are autistic
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Because the freemasons/illuminati have hogged the rite of passage of magic/spirituality and only initiate their offspring.
That's why you feel like you are waiting for something before you can "start your life". Well that something exists and some of your friends have gone through that process of initiation (especially frat bros).
You on the other hand are a human that is missing an integral part of his being.
If you want to know more search for Mark Passio on youtube. I could give you more information, but it's basically like giving you the launch codes for a nuke so I'll just have to tell you that "The answer is out there Neo".
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>>34494986
What the fuck cryptic bullshit is this? I am not OP but I can identify with some of the things you said. Why can you not give more information? Either you have none in the first place or this weird ideology you are referring to is a circle jerk "secret society" bullshit thing or something along those lines
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>>34495035
magic is real bro
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So I moved to my own apartment a while ago. How can I buy toilet paper without people in the store laughing at me? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
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>>34494800
>what is self-checkout?
oregano
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>>34494800
>buy online......?
>self-checkout?
seriously how retarded are you
are you even legal allowed to live alone.
you sound mentally handicapped
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amazon prime pantry. you can buy baby wipes too, to wipe your little cock off with after you make cummies.
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>pua
>game
>social dynamics
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>>34494749
Glad I have evolved past the need for some dumb roastie whore to bury my dick in.
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>>34494769
Same, I see so many normies fall for that trap where they feel fulfilled but end up having their life dragged down out of desperation where they stay with the roastie that fucks their life up.
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>>34494801
Dealing with that is literally what the guys teach.
Kill yourself.
Join our discord, friends.
https://discord.gg/qCj3d
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this discord fucking sucks. nothing but traps and women
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>>34494880
Shit. Busted.
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slow down guys, there's too many people joining now.