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Anyone over-achieved yet still ended up being a loser?

>study hard during school and end every exam with literally no mistakes
>had A+ on all subjects three years in a row
>graduated from highschool as the 4th best student in my city
>Joined university for free
>Got a Bachelors degree in economics
>During uni years got in shape and earned 3 weight lifting medals
>start to spread my resume around
>nothing
>get offered dead end jobs (cashier, food delivery, in a spa, security etc)
>end up becoming a chef
>tfw everything i did was for nothing
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>>34495565
A failed chad? How?
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Ouch. I'm also in economics and that does not sound good. Did you intern?
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>>34495565
How long has it been since you graduated?

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Would you help her in this situation?
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Both of them must be Swedish tourists.
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>>34495523
He's not even a Chad.
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>>34495523
He looks like a turbo manlet desu. And shes obviously on drugs, most probably mdma.

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ITT i be nice to you and say comforting things
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>>34495428
I don't believe it, but I'll give you a chance.
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What hardships have you encountered in your life, anon?
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>>34495428
I like your cat OP. pls be nice to me

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At some point you'll eventually leave, right?
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are you implying that you want me gone? very rude
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>>34495422
Don't forget, you're here forever.

oregeno
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>>34495433
Yes. It's what is best

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girls confuse me

>go to bar with female friend
>she gets drunk
>she makes me dance with her
>she keeps bumping into me
>she keeps on looking at me
>on the ride home she keeps on
punching me in the face and calling me names
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>>34495399
Are you a harem anime protagonist?
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>>34495429

dunno but shes a complete bitch when she's sober , if i ever try to have a different viewpoint she does her best to make me feel like a fucking moron and she constantly shits on me but she still asks me to hang out.
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please respond\

oregano commento!

HOLY SHIT

ORIGIN

COMMET

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Who else /BTFO by a friend/ here

I have to share my story. It's too painful to keep bottled up any longer. Maybe a young anon can learn from my mistakes.

>had just one friend in high school

>he was a short overweight nerdy guy with glasses

>I was a tall lanklet with great hair

>both of us were socially awkward losers but compared to him I was basically Chad

>some of the alpha jocks thought I was funny in a weird way but they weren't really my friends

>after high school we go to different colleges and don't really see each other that much anymore

>he becomes very popular and socially successful

>lots of friends and girls like him as the funny smart guy

>he also does well in college and as a good job lined up

>meanwhile I am a directionless loner, failing ny classes, and become a druggie for a while

>get clean, but still flunk out of college

>homeless for a while until I convinced my parents to let me live with them

>hopeless NEET and depresses and miserable beyond belief

>no friends, no interests, no motivation

>can't get any job except the occasional temp manual labor assignmemt

>meanwhile he's doing great in life and doesn't know the full extent of what a miserable failure I am

I had to share that with you.

Don't make my mistakes young robots
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Oh and I forgot to mention that great hair that I had in high school is gone now. I went bald at 20 and everybody think I'm a skinhead creep.
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Please don't ignore me robots ;-;
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>>34495371
>reddit formating
Go back

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Why couldn't we have been 6'3" Ubermensch Pure-Blood Germans, r9k?
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>>34495355
>tfw you will never be from the harshest regions of Siberia
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I wasn't born a flaming faggot though, so it's not all bad.
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>>34495355
isn't he a steriod taking faggot

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Short guys BTFO, annihilated, left utterly hopeless.

https://youtu.be/hujZqUdVGSg

>Traditionally speaking, height is an indicator of good genetic quality and status
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>>34495247
tall people have shorter life spans and more health problems on average compared to shorter people
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I wish people would just let it go with these "le meem where you label the height difference as a lil but its actually a lot xDDdd" theyre just old aa fuck to the point where its not even funny, just a dead joke
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>>34495247

I refuse to date fat women for the same reason. At least they can change their status.

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I live with my parents but haven't spoken to either of them in over a month. AMA
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>>34495230
Do they hate you, OP? Or do you hate them?
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Have they ever pushed you towards doing sometimes with your life?
have they ever lashed out at you for your failure?
why did they give up on you? What will you do when they die?
Is a relationship a alien concept to you? Do you have friends?
Did you have a unpleasant childhood?
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>>34495324
>Do they hate you, OP? Or do you hate them?

I hate them. I have no idea as to their opinion on me.

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This is what a Hilary supporter looks like
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THIS is what a Hilary supporter REALLY looks like
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>>34495213
>what a Hilary supporter looks like
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>>34495213
>no hips

Fucking worthless

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He's /our guy/ turned up to 11
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>>34495205
No anon, he's /your guy/
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>>34495205
Quick rundown on this fella?
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>>34495218
His main motivation is to cleanse the world of young privileged Staceys and possibly Chads too

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In the past 6 months, I've lost all my friends, my best friend hates me, my girlfriend left me, I moved to a faraway country where I don't speak the language and the people I live with here resent me. I used to be Chad. The fall from grace has been the most painful thing of my life.

How do you deal with this loneliness, everyday? The only thing that I can think of recently is suicide.
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>>34495195
what happened in the last six month ?
what exactly went wrong
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Anon, please explain meme
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>>34495195
you sound like a total loser who totally deserved it.

kys faggot

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Making a new one since I wanted to blogpost but the previous one was archived.
So..

>1st semester EE
>exams in a bit over 2 weeks
>trying to study
>job interview this Friday
>have 2 friends at uni with who I study
but
>want to drink something once a week or something
>both live an hour away
>text some people from my dorm that I know
>1 answer that he doesn't want, others don't respond at all
>can't do anything with my free time
>only stay in room and listen to music or play something with a friend from HS
>20 in 2 months
>still KV

How am I doing?
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>>34495115
Better than me to he honest family.
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>>34495115
>2 friends
reee etc
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>>34495115
>>20 in 2 months
>>still KV
Me too

Except I'm a second year taking first year courses so I feel like a fucking failure

Already missed the time to make friends and I am getting so lonely and anxious

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I can only come to piss porn
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>>34495147
>pronounced

The proper grammar is spelled.
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I have trouble cumming unless I think about impregnation.
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>>34495107
what kind of piss porn?

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>got thrown away by THE girl
>havent really talked to someone about it in 3 month
>or just talked to anyone
>and this friday she told me she got a new bf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE, LET ME DIEEEEE
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO A CUTE GIIIIIIIIRL THAT'LL JUST BE NICE TO MEEEEEE
SOMEONE TO BE MUSHY WITH AND TO TALK BOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING
I DONT CARE ABOUT LOVE OR GOING OUT, I JUST NEED SOME MUSHINESS
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>still in contact with oneitis

there is your problem, friendo
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Happened to me too. Had a girl "friend" that I used to talk about all kinds of things you cant talk to male friends about. She would always tell me how special I am and how that our relationship is special and no one understands her like I do. Then she got a boyfriend and stopped answering my messages. It took another year for me to fully get the hint.
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>>34495096
fpbp

You should cut your contact with her if she dumped you. There's no point in keeping her.

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