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>>34496170
>but not smart enough to use the right variation of the word 'too'

>smart
>posting on r9k

Pick one

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>tfw too smart to leave home

>>34496075
Literally nothing he will make will be better than this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w15oWDh02K4

>>34496134
holy fuck it's so painful to hear and watch

pls return me 20 years back

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>>34496134
hoooooooooooooooooollyyyyy fuckkk dudddeeeeee

I don't really want that.

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>>34496088
Indubitably my good man!

>>34496156
That's Stacey.
Stacey has always been for Chad.

I just want an average girl.
The type I can see myself marrying and raising a family with.
I never feel that way about Stacey.

I'd be more upset if you pointed out that our current society means all the average girls are for Chad too.

In a world with anime girls and futa...that'd be awesome

World where I'm Omnipotent

>>34496039
I would like to be able to fly

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>tfw too intelligent for monogamous relationships

>cuckolding: the thinking man's fetish

>>34496004

you wouldn't understand the cuck fetish, you're low IQ OP.

>>34496002
it's not, that's just some German /fa/ tripfag who built up a circle jerk around himself

That looks like Wehrmacht camo+ other stuff
/k/ supports this

>>34496002
Going to /fa/ for fashion advice is like asking a lifelong vegan how to make a good steak. If you want to improve your look just pay attention to what normies are wearing and try to imitate that look, but pick things you like that help fit that look. Once you get decent at doing this then you can start to develop your own fashion sense.

>Finish Quant 2 and Int. ACCG with a B
>Get an F on my first Finance test despite loads of studying

You're paying for college because Goldstein needs proof that you know what you claim to know.
I know so much about economics and money that my professor told me to help him with his classes because I know more than him. All I did was read fucking books.

>>34496111
That sounds bogus, what clown college is this

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>10 years a NEET

I am just going to kill my self now, It wasn't even for the lack of trying, every year the gap gets harder to explain on a CV to the point after 3 years you look unhirable

If I do manage to get one I will be so socially inept from the constant isolation and lack of daily structure and people would probably conspire to get me fired

>>34495927
I feel like this actually happens when working with chads/stacies.

Just smile and ignore them only when you need something

>>34495927
>okay hamid, you bait him into talking about your muslim background, then tell everybody he voted trump
>steve, you approach him and talk about an awesome party everyone was invited to except anon. this will help get him infuriated.
>BECKY! you're our stinger for this operation. you're gonna wait for anon to come out of the restrooms and brush up against him, then tell HR he groped your ass
>and me... well, I'll make sure it all goes on youtube so that he never gets a job in this city again!

Sounds good desu
Come on by

The only solution tbqh fampai

Bump. Give me (you)s faggots, I now you're reading things white knights and orbiters, I'll fucking kill you

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>>34495829

>tfw pure white blonde hair blue eyes beta manlet

how did I do?

>>34495829
>/pol/
>white

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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
1488 lynch em all.

It's a bit of wholesome fun for the entire family to enjoy.

>>34495828
I can't defend it, but I'll still probably have a couple of beers and watch the Rumble with my roommate tonight.

I dont need validation from a baement dwelling faggot like you. I will watch whatever i like. Fuck you nigga

>>34495796
Same, like why the fuck so many people things having someone to fuck cures depression here? Like it makes things just a little bit worse.

They are basically trained that in order to get validation and self worth you need a gf. They don't realize that without one you are essentially free and that happiness comes from within.

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>>34495796
They have been brainwashed to get girlfriends, so now they think the world will be a brighter place when they get one.
If any ever gets one they are wholey disappointed, realize having a girlfriend is horrible, then proceeding to make women hate threads

Depends on the complexity of the game, but in less than a year of you could complete a simple side-scroller even without prior programming experience.

I'd suggest starting with simple games in Python or Java. I mean tic-tac-toe, Conway's game of life, chess. That sort of thing. Then try a side-scrolling RPG, a platformer or a rhythm game. If you want to eventually do 3D you should learn C++ but it's too complex to be an ideal first language (speaking as someone who learned C++ first).

>>34495746
I found it easiest to follow one of those guides where they literally tell you everything to do, then after copying all of it modify it by adding new things.

>>34496025
Not OP, but I started on Java -> C# -> now learning C++. Is it more worth it to go back to Java for Android or just continue for the C++ meme?

>Steady constant pay check
>Medical, dental covered
>Husband gets to be gone half the year so plenty of time to party
>You don't have to work

Most women would LOVE to be dependas.

>>34495674
no you faggot
that fact that you have to be fit and tall
and also not be an autistic to be solider
makes it attractive.

Girls that are radical conformists and submissive and lack personalities. The types of girls that most of 4chan druels over. The same types go for police officers also.

>>34495635
i wish i was you
orgonolodoooooooooo

>>34495635
>has shit that most people here would dream of
>still unsatisfied
Fuck, man I envy the shit out of you. At best I'll be able to make about $50,000 if I actually graduate and find a job.

I know that feel.

It's done nothing but introduce more obligation and inconvenience into my life.