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My lil sis found my hentai pic collection
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Why stop at showing? Demonstrate it to her!
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>>34497110
>hentai pic collection
pleb
Show her your incest doujin collection
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>>34497150
Fortunately she did not find it
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You know that smell that coats a bathroom after a girl uses it to pee?
Is that what vaginas smell like?
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I finally had a girl over and I was wondering what that smell was. Tell me how to get rid of it I hate it.
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its funny how girls stink up bathrooms with their pussy just for taking their pants off and peeing
i dont think they even notice how obvious the smell of their pussy
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oreimo bump
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Why don't you go to Japan to lose your virginity to a qt Jap girl and cuck Jap boys?
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why do you think it would be easy for them to get a girlfriend in Japan? Is Japan an "easy mode"?
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>>34497096
Sauce? And is it a trap?
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>>34497146
not really. japanese culture is really hard to date in even as a japanese person. women and men dont really meet and everyone works 12 hours a day and commutes for 4 hours so no free time to socialize. there's a reason why the birth rates are so low there.
the "gaijin hunters" will surely like his cock, but those are only a small subset of turbosluts. not someone anyone would want for a gf.
You do realize nowadays almost all guys under 21 are fucking their moms right? If you people are having such a hard time getting laid why don't you just go to her for help?
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I've been fucking my mom since I was 12, honestly it's only made my situation worse because I have even less incentive to get a gf. If you're ok with that then go for it I guess.
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>>34497049
gross, i love my mom, but not that much
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I got mommy to suck me off a few times when I was younger but we never went all the way. She's only and ugly now though so I really don't want to anyway
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Why are you guys so bad at partying?
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parties are boring
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>>34497045
>hot QTs with lowered inhibitions
>place where hot QTs will actually give you the time of day
Robot calls this "boring"
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>>34497035
I'm not bad at all
I just hate it when i'm dancing for myself and fucking roasties stand with their back in front of me, touching me casually and looking back frequently like they want to imply something
I hate this childish behaviour so i turn my back to them and continue dancing for myself
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>gf has a tickling fetish
STOP
FUCKING
TICKLING
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>gf keeps kissing and sucking that one really sensitive spot because she likes making you squirm
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34497007
>>34497119
>I suffer with horny gf who has a cute fetish
Go fuck yourselves, honestly.
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I wish I had a girlfriend who liked to be tickled.
Like, for example, if I went up behind her and started poking/tickling her she'd go "Anon! Stop it right now!" but I wouldn't and she'd be smiling and laughing, and then I would kiss her neck and she would turn around and look me in the eyes and say "Anon, you know I love you more than anyone in the whole world, right?" And I go "You better" and tickle her one more time and we fall onto the bed and have mad passionate love-making, and in the post coital blissful haze we talk about what to eat for breakfast, if we're ever going to leave this warm bed, and I think about asking her to be my wife, but I know I want to wait for just the right moment, so I hold off.
Anyone else know these feels?
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Is nofap necessary for self improvement? I want to loose weight. Will nofap help me?
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Lose weight by working out and losing weight you fat fuck
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>>34496988
Nofap is unnecessary, but you should think about really cutting down on it - like couple times a week tops or something
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>>34496988
what will help you most is not eating so much and exercising.
Anonymous
Finally took the plunge (prison gay) 2017-01-29 04:39:14 Post No.34496966
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Finally took the plunge (prison gay)
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2017-01-29 04:39:14
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Hey guise, I finally had sex with a man I met on grindr.
I was on a 2 day vacation and I decided to install it on my phone.
Uploaded 1 picture of my face, and I mentioned that I was in the city for two days in the description.
I messaged a few people (and they replied back) and ended up being messaged by a few others in.. like 2-3 hours.
After receiving nothing but utter contempt from roasties on tinder for months, this was so liberating.
One of the few I had texted was an asian guy, we met a coffee shop the very next day and we fucked that evening.
He had one of the nicest looking bodies I had seen. No chest hair, his pubes were all shaved etc.
I enjoyed it very much.
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>>34496966
>upload pic of face
>get laid
You fucking Chad, I swear to god
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Gay men are just horny as fuck. My gay friend was visiting my city and had only a picture of his clothed legs. He got a message offering bjs to him like every 5 minutes.
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>>34497001
you fuckin piece of shit
i am decidedly not a chad
what part of:
>receive nothing but utter contempt from roasties on tinder for months
dont you understand
I have spent nearly $100 on boosts, I right swipe everyone (I don't message 'proper' fat girls, but thats it) and I couldn't get a single human being to meet at a coffee shop. fuck you you piece of shit
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I would rather be a hideously deformed white man for the rest of my life than continue to be a decent looking mix raced "man". Whats the quickest way to kill myself and or be reborn as a white guy?
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>>34496952
self bump pls gibbe methods
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go against jews publicly until ur suicided
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Mulattos are cute. Love yourself kiddo
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>working with female co-worker
>Busy af and she is doing something not important
>Tell her were goood on (what she was doing) and that other stuff needs attention
>She says don't tell me what to do
>Taken back
>Can't tell if she was joking or being serious so I just ignored it.
Fucking emotional animals. Seriously how do you deal with co-workers that take shit personally or try to fuck with you like that?
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Tell a manager she's being a lazy piece of shit
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>>34496932
Is English your first language?
Orginalologuuifid
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>>34496948
Nah I'm from Germany originally>>34496941
Don't want to have to do this but I might
Hey fags. Just needed to get some shit off my chest. Sorry for blogpost
I met this girl through 4chan a little less then a year ago. We hit it off like crazy; we had back-and-forth conversations about JoJo and she offered to play Overwatch with me. It was pretty swood, and everything was great.
Then she got kinda busy with her life I guess, but around every month she would come back on and message me and we would have a conversation just like old times. I started to develop a crush on her like a little fuckin faggot
And so two days ago, she messages me out of the blue and tells me she's really depressed. I ask her why and she says her sleep schedule has been off the rocker, her work is tearing her down, she's been extremely stressed, and on top of that her bf is suicidal and hates himself and she fears he might break up with her. So of course I take the WORST FUCKING TIME POSSIBLE to tell her I like her
She responds with a crying emoticon, and says "I need some time to think." I'm like "About what?", and she replies "Life." She hasn't messaged me since
I don't really know where I'm going with this but I guess the moral of the story is don't get hung up on that one girl who's unattainable, especially if it's over the fucking internet
I guess that was prolly obvious to you guys tho. Anyway brb slitting wrists
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>>34496912
this girls life is a big huge clusterfuck of stress... so on top of all of that, you decide to fuck her up even more by continuing the narrative that "guys only talk to me because they want to fuck me, not be friends"
you fucking goof. oh well. you're a dumbfuck for trying to swoon a girl, online, who already has a fkn boyfriend. you're obviously socially inept so don't beat yourself up too bad over this though. you didn't do anything really mean or malicious, and you will learn from this case
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>>34496912
>trying to swoon a girl, online, who already has a fkn boyfriend.
this
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>>34497908
Yeah I guess you guys are right
Thanks for the input
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How do you get a gf as an altrighter
Im not going to change my views and be cucked, i will stand and be true
Shit gets lonely sometimes though
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>>34496880
you don't because your dumb ass doesn't deserve a girlfriend
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You don't be so autistic about your dumb ass political views.
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>red white and blue
This is true
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Here is what I don't understand, I have been a neet for almost 2 years my days haven't changed much since when I left education usually go like this:
>curtains drawn all hours
>269388 tabs open at anytime
>browse various boards read through endless shit flinging
>occasionally talk to my mum but I mostly make my own food
>watch anime/films
>next thing I know its 4am
Even though a small part of me still wants some companionship I don't feel tortured by my isolation, the simple fact is I don't feel depressed or even slightly sad at all. I feel content being by myself because I just despise being around other people, sure my life as a NEET hasn't been as repetitive and I haven't been restricted from doing things as Breivik has but I have been isolated for almost 2 years, I haven't left my property since May 2016 when I voted for the London police commissioner but that could've been done by post. I usually sit in my room like Breivik (he has a ps3 I have a pc) and the toilet/shower are a few metres from where I sleep. If I was working that would be a prison in itself.
tldr: 2 years of being isolated except a few words to my mother every few days hasn't made me depressed at all. Shouldn't I feel even slightly sad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWhdzIJMEmQ
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>>34496823
not everyone has to be depressed with this lifestyle. Seems to me that your lifestyle just suits you as a person, you just don't see any purpose in working and that is alright.
You shouldn't be sad, anon. you should be glad you aren't actually.
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>>34496823
Sounds cozy actually anon.
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Behold, a genuine comfy NEET.
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>aunt bought my 16-year old sister a vibrator for her birthday
>parents are ok with this
I want off this ride
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>>34496783
why don't you help your sister test it out?
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what an insult.
it's like they're saying she should be using a toy instead of practicing sex with her onii chan
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Are you implying you didn't masturbate when you were sixteen too? Same difference.
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You are not a robot unless you lurk. The only people who post are normies,failed normies and cyborgs. Prove me wrong.
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>>34496723
>posting this thread
well gee whiz looks like you're not a robot
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>>34496723
32 year old KHV
Nice try kiddo.
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>>34496723
More anime feets?